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気分・記文・奇聞 
パタリロ!72
Feelings, Composition, Strange News
Patalliro! 72

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera

Panel 2
マリネラ王宮
Malynera's Palace

Panel 3
フニャアー~
Funyaa~~~

Panel 4
フニャアアアー~
Funyaaaa~~~

Panel 5
うーむ、いつもながらのイントロにいつもながらの発声練習
Hmm, the same intro as always, the same vocal exercises as always.

Panel 6
マンネリを超越したマンネリですな
Mannerisms that transcend mannerisms.

ほとんどサザエさんの世界
It's almost like the World of Sazae-san.
*"Sazae-san" is a manga strip that began running in the Fukunichi Shinbun in 1946 and end in 1974.

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Panel 1
あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 3
こいつ、いつのまに逃げだしたー！
He escaped before I knew it!

ドッ
Do - Thud

ギャッ
Gyah

Panel 4
こらっ！こらっ！
Hey! Hey!

ガンガン
Gan gan - Bam bam

Panel 5
地下牢へもどるんだ！
Go back to the dungeon!

ピキーン
Pikoon - Beboop

Panel 6
ピポピポ
Pipo pipo - Bebeep bebeep

Panel 7
えっ？
Eh?

ハーッハッハッ
Haa ha ha

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Panel 1
殿下、これは何なんです！
Your Highness, what is this?!

長官に似せたロボットだ
A robot that looks like the chief.

Panel 2
なぜこんなものを？！
Why did you make this?!

最近、国民の間にぼくが長官をいじめてるという噂がたっている
Recently there's been a rumor among the citizens that I'm bullying the chief.

Panel 3
ビシーッ
Bishii - Craack

ぎゃーっ！
Gyaaah!

Panel 4
バシーッ
Bashii - Snaap

ああーっ！！
Aaaah!!

Panel 5
働けーっ！働かんとメシを食わせんぞーっ！
Work! If you don't work you don't eat!

あああ。。。毎日うすいおかゆ一杯で、この重労働。。。わたしがどんな罪をおかしたというんだ
Aaah... Every day I get a cup of watery rice porridge, and this heavy work... What kind of crime did I commit?

Panel 6
おのれは存在自体が罪じゃーっ！！
Your existence itself is a crime!!

ビシーッ
Bishii - Craack

ギャーッ
Gyaaah

Panel 7
けしからん噂だ
It's an outrageous rumor.

噂でも何でもないじゃないですか
Aren't those rumors harmless?

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Panel 1
だから、これからはこの長官型ロボットを国民に見せて、あの噂はウソだったんだなーとみんなに思わせようと
So I made this robot of the Chief to show the citizens, and they'll think the rumors are a lie.

作るのに時間がかかったんじゃないですか？
You had time to build this?

ピピピピ
Pi pi pi pi - Beep beep beep beep

Panel 2
そりゃあ苦労した努力と汗の結晶だ
That's the crystallization of hard work and sweat.

その努力を仕事にまわせば、長官は救われるのに。。。
If you used that effort to do work you could have saved the Chief...

Panel 3
殿下の思考がそういう方向に働くものか
Does His Highness' thoughts work that way?

人をいたぶるためならどんな苦労も平気なタイプ
The unconcerned type to deal with any hardship in order to torment people.

Panel 4
たとえば
For example

誰かが落ちた時のおどろく顔を見るために、一晩中汗みどろになって落とし穴を掘ったり
To see someone's shocked face after a fall, he stayed up all night digging a hole.

Panel 5
タマネギ部隊の会計係を困らせるために、丸一週間寝ないで帳簿を書きかえたり
To worry the accountant for the Tamanegi Force, he spent a whole week without sleeping re-writing the account book.

シコシコ
Shiko shiko - Scratch scratch

Panel 6
そういう努力は平気なんですよね
So much unconcerned effort.

どこが悪い
What's wrong about it?

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Panel 1
そーゆー態度のどこが悪いと言うんだ
ええっ？
I ask you, what's so bad about that attitude?
Eeh?

だめだ本当にどこが悪いかわかってない
It's no use. He really doesn't understand why it's bad.

Panel 2
殿下ーっ！
Your Highness!

バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 3
ランダムが！ランダムがー！
Random is! Random is!

Panel 4
何、ランダムが？！
What, Random is?!

Panel 5
すぐ葬儀社を呼べ！
Call the undertaker immediately!

ボコッ
Boko - Pop

Panel 6
これが今までのパターン
This has been the pattern up to now.

そう
Right.

Panel 7
呼んできました！
I was called!

Panel 8
これが、ニューウェーブだと思う
I think this is new wave.

どこがじゃ！
Where?!

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Panel 1
これは松竹新喜劇のパターンだ
This is Shochiku Shin Kigeki's pattern.

そうかなあ
That's right.

ランダムはどうなるんです！
What happened to Random?!

Panel 2
はなせ！はなせー！ロンドンに行くんだバンコラン少佐に会いに行くんだー！
Let me go! Let me go! I want to go to London to see the Major!

Panel 3
なんなんだ
What what?

Panel 4
斎藤清六風に言うとなんなんなんだ
Saitou Seiroku says, "What what".

あっ、ラシャーヌとおんなじネタつかってる
Ah, I used the same joke in Rashanu.

Panel 5
おいカコ
Hey, Kako.

はっ？
Huh?

Panel 6
カメ
Frogs.

きゃーっ！！
Kyaaah!!

Panel 7
別冊のラシャーヌとの相関ギャグ。。。になってるかなあ。。。発売日もちがうしなあ。。。まてよ。増刊だったかな？
This is becoming... correlated with a gag in a separate volume of Rashanu... The date it went on sale is different... Wait. Was it a special edition?

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Panel 1
最近雑誌のインタビューとかテレビ・ラジオの出演とかいそがしいなあ。
I've been busy recently with magazine interviews and television and radio appearances.

何をぶつぶつ言っとんじゃ
What are you mumbling about?

Panel 2
最近いそがしいんですよ
That I've been busy lately.

テレビ？いつ出たんだ
Television? When did you appear?

Panel 3
こんなにいそがしい思いをしてるのに人に知られてない
I've been so busy that I don't know.

つかれてるんじゃないか？
Aren't you tired?

Panel 4
人生につかれてます
Life is tiring.

おまえ人生のことなんか言うようになったらマンガ家おしまいだぞ
If your life has gotten to that point, quit being a manga artist.

Panel 5
これでもギャグのつもりなんですが
Even this will be a gag.

どこが？
Where?

小さい字で書いてるでしょ？
With writing in small letters?

小さい字がギャグなら新聞なんかみんなギャグじゃわい
If small letters are a gag, then every newspaper is a gag.

人生がどーのこーのなんて、あーたふつうの活字で書いたらずいぶん重いセリフですよ
If life is like that, the lines you write in normal print must be awfully serious.

小さい字だって同じだ
They're the same as small letters.

自分で書いてるんですよ。この字はそこに救いがある
Write it yourself. That will help these letters.

かってに救いを作るな。救いよ
I won't help write it without permission. Help.

どじょうすくいなんかお好きですか
Do you like loach scooping?
*In Japanese, "sukui" is help, "Dojou sukui" is a traditional dance that imitates loach scooping.

柳川なべは好きだ
I like yanagawa nabe.
*Yanagawa nabe is a loach dish in Japan.

おいしいですね、あれ
That's delicious, isn't it?

でもやっぱりウナギの方がうまい
But rabbit is still better.

Panel 6
えーい、しんきくさい！
Eeeh, this is irritating!

Panel 7
ランダムがどうしたってーっ！！
What's wrong with Random?!!

Panel 8
いきなり大声ださないでください
Please don't yell suddenly.

例の少佐病ですよ
As usual, he has Major sickness.

少佐病？
Major sickness?

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Panel 1
ああーっ！少佐に会いたい少佐に会わせてーっ！
Aaah! I want to see the Major! Let me see the Major!

Panel 2
ずっと前、プララの病気を治すために、ランダムをバンコラン少佐の恋人にしたてたことがあったでしょう
あれ以来、少佐に恋こがれて大変なんですよ
Awhile back Random pretended to be Bancoran's lover in order to fix Purara's illness.
Since then he's fallen deeply in love with the Major, it's terrible.

そう言えばそんなこともあったなあ
Now that you mention it, that did happen.

去年の暮れの話だ
It was an end story last year.

Panel 3
えらい伏線のはり方だ
That's incredible foreshadowing.

すでに伏線なんてもんじゃないと思うけど
I think it's more than just previous foreshadowing.

Panel 4
殿下、お願いです。ぼくをロンドンに行かせてください！
Your Highness, please! Please let me go to London!

いかん！
You can't!

Panel 5
なぜ？！
Why?!

おまえの状態は眼のフィルターをはずしたためにおこった、一時的なものだからだ！
The reason you're in this condition is because I temporarily removed your eye filters!

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Panel 1
フィルターとは
The filter is

ランダムの眼には、強い光でも見ることが、できるように特殊なフィルターが、ついていたのです。そのフィルターがあった時はバンコランの美少年殺しの眼力も感じなかったのですが、それがはずされた時、ロボットとはいえ、美少年のランダムは、一目でバンコランにまいってしまったのです
Attached to Random's eyes so that he can look at strong lights. With that filter on, he didn't feel Bancoran's pretty boy killer eye powers, but when they were removed, even though he's a robot, Random is a pretty boy and he fell madly in love with Bancoran with one glance.

Panel 2
だから、フィルターをつけ直してバンコランに会えば眼力を感じなくなるから、すぐあいつのことなんか忘れる
So, with your filter re-attached, if you see Bancoran you won't be effected by his eye powers, so forget about him immediately.

いやだーっ！
I don't want to!

Panel 3
あの人のこと忘れるくらいなら、死んだ方がましだーっ！
I would rather die than forget about that man!

まあ、そう言わんと
Now, don't say that.

Panel 4
殿下は、人を好きになったことがないからぼくの気持ちがわからないんだ！
Your Highness doesn't understand my feelings because you don't love anyone!

Panel 5
何を言うか、ぼくだってちゃんと自分を愛してる
What are you saying? Even I love myself.

Panel 6
殿下のバカー！
Your Highness is an idiot!

ランダム！
Random!

Panel 7
今までにも、ちょくちょくこんなことがあって、そのたびに発作がおさまるまで部屋にとじこめておいたんです
Even now he's like this all the time, and when he goes into a fit he shuts himself up in his room.

困った奴だな
What a worrisome guy.

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Panel 1
ランダムの気持ちもわかりますけどねえ
I understand how Random feels.

一度、少佐に会わせてやったらどうでしょう
What will happen if he meets the Major again?

結局のところ、ロボットなんだから、どうまちがっても実害はないわけだし
In the end, he's a robot, so there shouldn't be any damage no matter what happens.

何を考えとるんだ
What are you thinking?

Panel 2
ロボットだからって安心できるもんか相手は「あの」バンコランだぞ。オスの子犬だってあぶなくて、あいつには預けられん
Even a robot won't be able to obtain peace of mind because it's "that" Bancoran. He even dangerous to male puppies; you can't trust him with them.

Panel 3
なぜかいやな気分を味わっている
Why do I have a bad feeling?

Panel 4
少佐どうぞ
Major, please.

ん
Hn.

Panel 6
KGBか
KGB?

Panel 7
最近、また連中の活動が活発になったので見張っていたのです。するとなぜか多くの情報員がマリネラに潜入したことが、判明しました
We've been keeping an eye on them because they've become active again recently. It turns out a lot of their intelligence agents have sneaked into Malynera.

マリネラに？KGBが？
Into Malynera? The KGB?

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Panel 1
あんな、歩くエイズのいる国に何の用があるんだ
What business do they have in that country where AIDS walks?

歩くエイズ？
AIDS walks?

Panel 2
生きた塵界処理場と言ってもいい
You can call him a living garbage disposal.

ああ、パタリロ国王
Aah, King Patalliro.

Panel 3
理由はわかりませんがとにかく、十数名のKGBがマリネラにもぐりこんだのですところが
We don't know the reason. At any rate, ten-odd KGB agents have hidden themselves in Malynera. Even so...

ところが？
Even so?

Panel 4
その全員が消息をたったのです。今KGBは上を下への大さわぎです
Communication from all those members has been cut off. Now, the KGB is in a state of confusion.

なんだと？！
What?!

Panel 5
これがアメリカあたりなら、CIAが始末したとも考えられますが
If this was America, I would think the CIA dealt with them.

マリネラに、そんな優秀な防諜機関があるとは思えんな
Malynera seems to have an excellent counterintelligence agency.

Panel 6
この男だけは、なんとか貨物船の倉庫に隠れて逃げだしたらしいのですが、その時にはすでに手傷を負っていて、船員が見つけた時には虫の息でした
One man managed to hide himself in the warehouse of a freighter and run away, but he was already injured at that time, and when the crew found him he spoke his dying breath to them.

Panel 7
しかし、死ぬ前に一言だけ言い残したそうです
But, it seems he only said one word before he died.

キ・ブ・ン。。。と
"Kibun"...
*As the title of the chapter says, this can translate many ways. Because they don't know what it means it isn't specified which one it is.

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Panel 1
なんだそりゃ
What's that?

暗号解読班にもわかりませんでした
Even our decryption team doesn't know.

Panel 2
KGBの対マリネラ作戦の名称なのか。マリネラに、そういう名前の機関が存在するのか
Is it the name of their KGB operation in Malynera? Or does an organization by that name exist in Malynera?

それは考えられん
I don't think it's that.

Panel 3
あの国に、そんな気のきいた組織があるものか。なんとかまともなのはタマネギ部隊だがあれだって。。。
What organization in that country is that attentive? Even if the Tamanegi Force manages to be decent somehow, to that extent...

Panel 4
どっちにしてもKGBがからんでいるとなると放ってはおけん
Either way, when the KGB is involved we can't let it go.

ギュッ
Gyu - Twist

Panel 5
殿下ー！
Your Highness!

バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 6
どうしたー！
What's wrong?!

Panel 7
たいへんですー！
It's terrible!

Panel 8
何が起こったー！
What happened?!

Panel 9
ランダムが見えないんですー！
We can't find Random!

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Panel 1
どこに隠したーっ！
Where is he hiding?!

冗談こいてる場合じゃ
This is no time for jokes!

Panel 2
殿下！
Your Highness!

あん？
Ahn?

Panel 3
わたしが、そっちに行きますから殿下はじっとしててください！
I'm going over there, Your Highness, so please stay put!

わかった
Got it.

Panel 4
殿下ー！
Your Highness!

Panel 5
なんだー！
What?!

ランダムがー！
Random is!

Panel 6
ガンガンガン
Gan gan gan - Bam bam bam

Panel 7
じっとしとれ！
I told you to stay put!

キュウ
Kyuu - Squeeze

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Panel 1
殿下ー！
Your Highness!

Panel 2
おーい！
Heey!

Panel 3
じっとしとれとゆーのがわからんか！しまいにゃ脳みそえぐりだすぞ！
Don't you understand it when I tell you to stay put?! I'll end it by gouging our your brains!

Panel 4
動いとらんわい
I didn't move.

Panel 5
ランダムが、いなくなったと？そりゃ、一大事だ
Random is gone? That's a serious affair.

本筋にかかるのになんでこんなに時間がかかるんだー！！
Why is it taking this long to get to the main story?!!

Panel 6
ロンドンへむかったものと、思われます
It seems he headed towards London.

すぐ、バンコランと連絡をとれ！
Contact Bancoran immediately!

あっ、グッドタイミング
Ah, good timing.

Panel 7
ん？
Hn?

少佐からお電話です
There's a call from the Major.

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Panel 1
元気か、草履の裏
How are you, sandal soles?

Panel 2
なぜ返事をしない顔面タムシチンキ
Why don't you answer, tamushichinki face?
*Tamushichinki is an athlete's foot medicine.

Panel 3
おまえ、何かぼくに恨みでもあるのか
Do you have some sort of grudge against me?

ほう、今日は察しがいいようだな
Hoh, it seems you catch on quickly today.

Panel 4
用があるなら早く言ったらどうだ。色男
If there's something you need how about hurrying up and saying it, sexy guy?

ピクッ
Piku - Surprise

Panel 5
返事はどうしたヨーロッパ一の美青年
What happened to your response, Europe's beautiful man?

Panel 6
それならこちらが先に、用件を話すぞ。いいか、頼りがいのある好男子
If that's the case, I'll tell you my business first. All right, reliable handsome man?

Panel 8
というわけで、ランダムがあらわれたら、適当にあしらって追い返してほしいのだ。わかったか。美貌と知能を兼ねそなえた超一流の情報員
So that's why, is Random shows up, I want you to treat him suitably and send him away. Understand? Super top-class agent with good looks and intelligence.

Panel 9
。。。こちらにも、話があるマリネラにKGBが。。。
...Even though I needed to speak about the KGB in Malynera...

それなら知ってるおまえが気にすることはない。ランダムのことを頼んだぞ。じゃあな。今世紀最高に二枚目スター
If that's the case, you don't have to worry about it. I'm trusting you with Random. Well then. This century's top love star.

Panel 10
チン
Chin - Click

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Panel 1
なぜか知らんが
I don't know why but

ものすごーくバカにされたような気がする
I have a feeling I was just horribly made fun of.

Panel 2
これでよしと
That takes care of it.

やっぱり殿下の方が、一枚上手だ
As expected of Your Highness, getting the best of someone.

Panel 3
殿下ー、文化広報局の者ですがー
Your Highness, there's a person from public affairs.

はーん？
Hahn?

Panel 4
次回の「マリネラ便り」の原稿に、目をお通していただきたいんですー
I want you to look over this copy of the next "Malynera News"-

また仕事か。やれやれ
Work again? Oh my.

Panel 5
文化広報局？
Public affairs?

知らないのも無理はない政府の刊行物を作ってるつまらん部署だ
It's a boring job that makes government publications so I can see how you wouldn't know about it.

Panel 6
パタン
Patan - Slam

Panel 7
どうした
What happened?

例のKGBが口を割りました
As always the KGB coughed it up.

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Panel 1
よくやった
You did well.

おそれいります
Sorry to trouble you.

Panel 2
一人とり逃がしたのは、まずかったな
One got away, that was bad.

銃創を負っています。仲間に接触できたとは思えません
He had a gunshot wound. I don't think he was able to contact his colleagues.

Panel 3
MI6が何か知っているらしい。バンコランが電話をかけてきた
とぼけておいたがな
It seems MI6 found out somehow. Bancoran called.
I feigned ignorance.

Panel 4
口を割ったKGBの部員は？
A member of the KGB confessed?

ほかの奴らと同じです。今ごろは、魚のエサになってるでしょう
Probably the same as the others. He's probably fish bait now.

Panel 5
いつもながら、文化広報局お諸君の手ぎわの良さには感服する
As always, I admire the excellent work of the gentleman of public affairs.

Panel 6
文化広報局
Public Affairs

その実体は、タマネギ部隊の隊員すら知らない
Not even the members of the Tamanegi Force knows of them.

Panel 7
おもてむきは、つまらない政府の印刷物を作成する所だが、じつは内外から金にあかせて優秀な情報部員をかり集めたパタリロが作りあげた防諜を主旨とする強力なスパイ組織！
Officially, they print boring government documents, but the truth is Patalliro had money to burn from inside and out and gathered up superior intelligence agents, and he made a powerful ring of spies intended to serve as counterintelligence!

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Panel 1
その主な構成員は、豊富な経験とずばぬけた行動力を持つ、元CIAの腕ききといった連中ばかり
The main members are made up of only competent former CIA members with considerable experience and a lot of energy.

マリネラは、ダイヤモンド産業で得た、ありあまる金で、世界にも類を見ない超近代的な軍隊を作りあげたが、いずれ世界の大国が、この軍隊によからぬ関心を寄せるかもしれないとパタリロは心配し、ひそかにこの文化広報局を作りあげたのだ
Malynera has an excess of money obtained through the diamond industry, and a super-modern military force unparalleled in the rest of the world, but worried that a major country somewhere in the world might send military forces with ill intentions, Patalliro secretly made Public Affairs.

Panel 2
ぼくの先見の明によって今回のKGBの暗躍を未然に防ぐことができたわけだ
We were able to prevent the KGB's secret maneuvers this time because of my foresight.

ご自分で言う所が立派だと思います
You did well.

Panel 3
ところで連中の目的は？
By the way, what was their purpose?

それが。。。
That was...

Panel 4
ヒソヒソヒソ
Hiso hiso hiso - Whisper whisper

Panel 5
なにっ？！
What?!

Panel 6
それはたしかなのか？！
You're sure?!

まちがいありません
There's no mistake.

Panel 7
落ちついてる場合か！ランダムは今マリネラをはなれてるんだぞ！
This is no time to be calm! Random just left Malynera!

なんですって？！
What did you say?!

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Panel 1
もし、ランダムがKGBに捕えられたらどうなると思う！
If Random is captured by the KGB what will happen?!

どうなります！
What will happen?!

Panel 2
文化広報局を作るためにかけた金がむだになる！
The money I spent to make the Public Affairs Department is a waste!

そういう発想しかできないんですね
You can't do anything but come up with ideas like that.

Panel 3
すぐ、手をうちますか？！
Shall we take measures immediately?!

待て、おまえら下っぱだけでは不安だ
Wait, only you underlings get insecure.

Panel 4
下っぱね
Underling?

彼を出動させよう
Let's dispatch him.

Panel 5
えっ？！チーフは？！
Eh?! The chief?!

Panel 7
関係ない所に出てくるな
Don't appear in unrelated spots.

ニャ？
Nyah?

Panel 8
話の流れからするとおまえがチーフみたいに見えるだろーが！
Based on the flow of the story, how do you look like the chief?!

フニッ
Funi

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Panel 1
コッコッ
Ko ko - Clack clack

Panel 2
コッコッ
Ko ko - Clack clack

Panel 3
ピピピ
Pi pi pi - Beep beep beep

Panel 4
ビシーッ
Bishii - Crack

ぎえええ！
Gyeeeh!

Panel 5
おーい、おやつにしよう
Heeey, let's have a snack.

おやつ？
Snack?

うううっ
Uuugh

Panel 6
めずらしく殿下から大福のさしいれだ
Oddly, His Highness sent a rice caked stuff with bean jam.

パタン
Patan - Slam

毒が入ってるんじゃないだろうな
It doesn't seem to be poisoned.

Panel 7
ギッ
Gi - Squeak

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Panel 1
キイ
Kii - Squeak

Panel 2
ん？
Hn?

Panel 3
交代にまいりました、殿下がお呼びです
I came to replace you, His Highness called you.

Panel 4
そうか
I see.

Panel 5
そのままでは、まずい服装を変えて顔も青白くメーキャップするんだ
入れ替わったのがバレては元も子もない
Change your ugly clothes and make up your pale face.
We can't let it leak out that we've switched.

Panel 6
わかりました。行ってらっしゃいませ
I understand. Take care.

Panel 7
パラッ
Para - Clatter

Panel 8
ご苦労様です
Thank you very much.

わたしを呼びだす所を見ると、よほどの大事件が起こったな
If he called for me to take a look, a major incident must have happened.

Panel 9
メーキャップを落としてください。服はあちらに
Please clean off the make-up. There are clothes over there.

Panel 10
コトン
Koton - Clink

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Panel 1
ザバザバ
Zaba zaba - Splash splash

Panel 2
フウ
Huu

Panel 4
おお長官待っていたぞ
Ooh, chief, I was waiting.

Panel 5
何が起こったんです
What happened?

Panel 6
KGBの暗躍のことは知ってるだろう。奴らの目的が、ランダムだということがわかった
We know the KGB is doing some secret maneuvering. They're target seems to be Random.

Panel 7
ほう
Hoh

Panel 8
シュボッ
Shubo - Fwoosh

Panel 9
ランダムね。。。
Random, huh...

フーッ
Huu

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Panel 1
プラズマやプララでなくKGBがランダムをねらうということは。。。
The KGB isn't targeting Plasma or Purara, but Random, that means...

いうことは。。。
It means...

Panel 2
加速装置か
The accelerating device?

Panel 3
なぜ？！
Why?!

軍事用に決まってる
Usually for military use.

Panel 4
軍事用と言うならプラズマの方がはるかに。。。
If you say it's for military use, wouldn't Plasma be a better choice...

プラズマに組みこまれてる複雑な装置が、ロシアの科学者なんかにあつかえるもんか
Plasma has a complex device built into him, Russia's scientists can't handle that.

Panel 5
ランダムはスカンキーが使ったロボットだからな加速装置も比較的単純にできているんだ
Because Random is a robot that Skunky used, his acceleration device is relatively simple.

Panel 6
というより殿下の作る機械は必要にひねくって作ってあるので、常人には理解しがたい
Rather than needing to fiddle with machines His Highness makes that and ordinary person wouldn't understand.

なるほど
I see.

Panel 7
加速装置をどう使うつもりか知らんがランダムを渡すわけにはいかん
I don't know what they plan to do with an acceleration device but we can't let them have Random.

ご心配なく
Don't worry.

Panel 8
わたしが連れ戻します
I'll bring him back.

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Panel 4
キイ
Kii - Squeak

少佐。。。？
Major...?

Panel 5
いないのかな
He's not here?

Panel 6
あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 7
う。。。ん
Uh...nn

Panel 9
ああっ。。。
Aah...

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Panel 3
ハアハア
Haah haah

Panel 4
キュッキュッ
Kyu kyu - Squeeze squeeze

Panel 5
うっ！
Uh!

Panel 6
ブルブルッ
Buru buru - Tremble tremble

Panel 7
ハッハッハッ
Hah hah hah

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Panel 1
バンコランが悪いんだ。。。
このごろ毎晩帰りがおそくて、ちっとも相手をしてくれないから、自分でこんなこと。。。
This is Bancoran's fault...
Recently he's been coming home late every night, and he doesn't have any time for me, so I have to do this myself...

Panel 2
あのー
Umm

Panel 3
なっ、なんだ？！君は！ランダムじゃないか！
Wha, what?! You! Aren't you Random?!

Panel 4
少佐はどこ？！
Where's the Major?!

Panel 5
なにっ？！
What?!

彼はどこにいるの？！彼に会わせて！
お願い！お願い！お願い！
Where is he?! Let me see him!
Please! Please! Please!

Panel 6
バン！
Bam! - Smack!

Panel 7
ぼくがバンコランのたった一人の恋人だと知っててそんなことを言うのか！返答しだいじゃただじゃおかないぞ！
How can you say something like that knowing I'm Bancoran's one and only lover?! You'll pay depending on your reply!

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Panel 1
君が少佐の恋人だってことは知ってる！だけど、ぼくだって彼を愛してるんだ！
I know you're the Major's lover! But, I love him too!

Panel 2
よくもぬけぬけとそんなことを！よほど死にたいらしいな！
How dare you make a remark like that! Is seems you really want to die!

Panel 3
ぼ。。。ぼくの恥ずかしい姿まで見ておいて。。。
Wa... watching me in this embarrassing state...

Panel 4
本気で死にたいなら
If you seriously want to die

恥ずかしい？
Embarrassing?

Panel 5
何が？
What is?

Panel 7
あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 8
ロボットだっけ。。。
You're a robot...

Panel 9
クッ
Ku - Chuckle

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Panel 1
ハーッハッハッ
Haa ha ha

Panel 2
真剣になったぼくがバカだった
I was stupid for taking this seriously.

何がおかしい！
What's so funny?!

Panel 3
ぼくがしていたことすらわからずにバンコランに愛されようだなんて。。。
You didn't even understand what I was doing and you say you love Bancoran...

Panel 4
わからなきゃ教えてやるな
I'll tell you what you don't know.

パサー
Pasa - Rustle

Panel 5
よく見てごらんここが。。。
Take a good look here...

Panel 6
。。。ね？。。。こうすると。。。
...All right? ...Now then...

Panel 8
。。。ほら。。。。ね？
...Look... See?

Panel 9
今度はこっちを見てごらん
Now look over here.

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Panel 1
ここでバンコランを。。。
Bancoran puts his...

Panel 3
わかった。。。？
Understand...?

Panel 4
人間の体はこうなってるんだ。これでなくちゃお互いに愛しあうわけにはいかない
That's how the human body works. You can't make love to each other without these.

Panel 5
だけど。。。だけどそんなものなくたって。。。！ぼくのパパとママはちゃんと愛しあってる
But... But that's not how it is...! My Papa and Mama love each other fine.

ロボット同士だからさ！
Because they're both robots!

Panel 6
わからない子だね！バンコランが疲れて帰ってきた時、君はどうやって慰めてあげるつもり？！
You uncomprehending child! When Bancoran comes home tired, how do you plan on comforting him?!

お茶をだして。。。やさしい言葉をかけて。。。
I'll serve tea... And tell him nice things...

Panel 7
小学生がママゴトやってるんじゃないんだよ！大人の愛しあい方を知らないで、どうしてバンコランに愛してもらうつもり？！身のほど知らず！
Don't play house like a grade-school student! You don't know the way adults love each other, why would Bancoran love you?! You don't know his body!

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Panel 1
じゃ。。。じゃあぼくはどうしたって少佐には愛されないと。。。
The... Then, the Major won't love me no matter what I do...

Panel 2
バンコランがロボットかでなきゃ君が人間なら百万に一つの可能性はあるかもね
If you were a human instead of a robot, you'd have about a million and one chance with Bancoran.

Panel 5
バンコランにつく虫がみんな、こんなに簡単に撃退できればいいんだけど。。。
If only all the insects that attached themselves to Bancoran were so easy to repel...

Panel 6
百万に一つの可能性？それすらあの子にはないね
A million to one chance? That kid doesn't even have that.

パキッ
Paki - Snap

Panel 7
質問、それはなぜでしょう
The question is, why is that?

Panel 8
答え
Answer

Panel 9
ぼくがそんな可能性をつぶすからさ！
Because I would crush that chance!

Panel 10
バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Clatter clatter

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Panel 2
ぼくが人間でないから少佐には愛されない！
The Major won't love me because I'm not human!

Panel 3
そんな。。。そんな。。。ロボットに生まれたのは、ぼくのせいじゃないのに！
That's... that's... It's not my fault I was born a robot!

Panel 4
子供とはいえ数千馬力の力を持ってる奴だ。気をつけろ
Even though he's a child he has thousands of horse-power. Be careful.

本当に、この電磁鞭は効果があるんだろうな
I wonder if this electromagnetic whip will really be effective.

Panel 5
バキッ
Baki - Crack

Panel 6
わしが作った装置を疑うことは、許さん！
Don't doubt equipment I made, it's unforgivable!

Panel 7
自分で加速装置もよう作らんくせにえらそーに
You're arrogant even though you can't make an acceleration device yourself.

ブチブチ
Buchi buchi - Snap

Panel 8
バコッ
Bako - Pow

Panel 9
できんわけじゃない！現物が目の前にあるのに苦労して開発する必要がどこにある！
This doesn't mean I can't do it! Why should I have to go through the trouble of developing one when the genuine thing is right in front of us!

ドクター、なんかわめいてますぜ
Doctor, he's crying about something.

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Panel 1
ぼくはどうして人間じゃないんだ
Why aren't I a human?!

Panel 3
でも。。。
But...

Panel 4
少佐に直接そんなことを言われたわけじゃないんだし。。。
The Major didn't tell me that directly...

Panel 5
彼に会って思いをうちあけたらひょっとして。。。
Maybe if I meet him and confess my feelings...

ロボットのぶんざいてわたしを？
Me, and a robot?

フン！
Hn!

Panel 7
失礼だが
Excuse me.

Panel 8
マリネラのαランダム君ではないかね？
Aren't you α Random from Malynera?

あなたは？！
Who are you?!

Panel 9
パタリロ国王と懇意にしていただいてる者だが、今、聞いていたら、何やらおかしなことをわめいていたね。人間がどうとか
I'm close friends with King Patalliro, but, just now, I heard you cry out something strange. Something about humans?

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Panel 1
ほっといてください
Please leave me alone.

そうはいかんよ。若者が悩んでいるのを、見すててはおけん
I can't do that. I can't abandon a troubled young man.

Panel 2
ロボットでいることに不満でもあるのかね。それならそれで、人間になることもできない相談ではないし
You're dissatisfied with your existence as a robot? Even so, you can't become human if you don't seek a consultation.

Panel 3
なんですって？！そんなことができるんですか？！
What?! You can do that?!

もちろん、本物の人間になるのは不可能だが似せた体にすることは簡単にできる
Of course, it's impossible to become a true human but it's simple to make a similar body.

Panel 4
さすがだな
As expected

舌先三寸で丸めこんじまった
He was coaxed with a glib tongue.

Panel 5
キイ
Kii - Squeak

Panel 6
バンコラン！今日は早かったんだね！
Bancoran! You're early today!

Panel 7
つぶれ肉マンから電話があったんだがランダムが。。。
I got a phone call from the smashed steamed bun, about Random...

来たよ
追い返したけど
He came here.
I sent him away.

Panel 8
あなたが好きなんだってさ
He likes you.

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Panel 1
困ったものだ
That's worrisome.

本当に？ロボットにまで好かれるなんていい気分なんじゃない？
Really? Doesn't it feel good that even robots like you?

Panel 2
気分か。。。
Feel...?
*In Japanese, this is a word that sounds like "kibun".

どうなの？大勢の男の子の心をまどわせて楽しい？
How about it? Is it fun to lead on so many boys?

Panel 3
キブン。。。キブン。。。何だろう。。。
Kibun... kibun... What is it...

きっとあなたは太陽みたいなもので回りにたくさんの星をひきつれてるのが好きなんだ！
You must like taking a bunch of stars around you like the sun!

Panel 4
奇聞。。。記聞。。。
Strange news... A record...
*These are also pronounced "kibun" in Japanese.

そうなんでしょ？！どうなの？！
Is that it?! How about it?!

Panel 5
バンコラン！
Bancoran!

紀文のカマボコというのもあるが。。。まさか。。。
Could it be Kibun fish cakes... No way...

Panel 6
ランダムはちゃんとマリネラに帰ったんだろうな？
Did Random go back to Malynera like he should have?

Panel 7
バフッ
Bahu - Bamf

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Panel 1
何のさわぎだ
What's the ruckus?

Panel 2
お取りこみ中すまないがランダムは。。。
Sorry to interrupt you, but Random...

ついさっき帰ったよ！
He went back awhile ago!

Panel 3
王宮に連絡を
まだ空港にいるかもしれん。ガードをつけろ
Contact the palace
He would probably be at the airport still. Send guards.

Panel 4
さてと。。。ランダムが見つかるまで待たせてもらうか
Now then... May I wait here until Random is found?

ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 5
もしもし殿下をたのむ
Hello, call His Highness.

安直な連絡のつけ方だ
That's a simple way to get in touch.

Panel 6
ちょっと待て
Wait a minute.

なんだい！逃げようったって！
What?! Are you trying to run?!

Panel 7
なんだ、おまえは
Who are you?

あっ、どうぞおかまいなく続けてください
Ah, please don't fuss over me, continue.

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Panel 1
そうはいくか。見ず知らずの他人の家に入りこんで何をやってる
That's how it goes. What is a strange person doing entering my home?

あ、殿下ですか。。。はっ？！
Ah, Your Highness...? Huh?!

Panel 2
チーフ！！
Chief!!

Panel 3
ロンドンのソビエト大使館の黒タマネギから通報だ！ランダムが連れこまれた！！
It's a report from the Black Tamanegi in the Soviet Embassy in London! Random was brought in!!

Panel 4
ソビエト大使館だ！
The Soviet Embassy?!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 5
お邪魔した
Sorry for intruding.

待てー！何の説明もせずに行くつもりか！
Waaait! Do you plan on leaving without an explanation?!

Panel 6
KGBの暗躍目的はランダムの加速装置、これでおわかりか？
The purpose of the KGB's secrets maneuvering is Random's acceleration device, do you understand now?

Panel 7
君は何者だ？！
Who are you?!

Panel 8
マリネラのさる組織の者です
A person from a certain organization in Malynera.

キブンか？！
Are you kibun?!

Panel 9
は？何のことかなわたしのことはよくご存知のはずだが
Huh? What is that? You should know well who I am.

知らん！
I don't know!

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Panel 3
失礼
Excuse me

Panel 4
あ・あ・あ~
Ah, ah, ah~

長官？
The Chief?

Panel 5
とりあえず君の体の構造を調べさせてほしい
For now, I want to examine the structure of your body.

Panel 6
待ってください、ノコノコついてきちゃったけどどうやってぼくを人間にするんです
Please wait. I followed you without concern but how will you make me human?

Panel 7
こんな機械もない所で
There are no such machines.

もちろん実際の作業は本国に帰ってからだ
Of course, the real work will is after we go back to my own country.

Panel 8
最近の重分子化合物の分野における進歩は目を見はるものがある人間の筋肉に似せた組織を作ることなぞ。なんでもない
進歩は目を見張るものがある人間の筋肉に似せた組織を作ることなぞ
Recently, in the heavy molecule compound field, amazing progress has been made in tissue that makes artificial human muscles.

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Panel 1
君のロボットとしての本体にその組織をかぶせればいい、そうすれば君は人間そっくりになれる
We only have to cover your robot body with the tissue, and you can be entirely like a human.

Panel 2
どのくらい人間に近くなれるんですか？！つまり。。。あの。。。
How close to being human can I get?! That is... umm...

Panel 3
こんなことができますか？
Can I do these kind of things?

ヒソヒソ
Hiso hiso - Whisper whisper

Panel 4
えっ？
Eh?

Panel 5
人間はみんなこんなことをするんでしょう？
Don't all humans do that?

まあその~
Well, that's~

Panel 6
何を考えてるのか知らんが、たしかにそれくらいのことならできる
I don't know what you're thinking, but you'll certainly be able to do it.

ほんとですか？！
Really?!

Panel 7
だからそのためにも君の内部構造を知っておく必要がある協力してくれるな？
So, will you cooperate so I can understand your internal structure?

もちろんです。何でもやってください！
Of course. Please do anything you need to!

Panel 8
待ちたまえ道具をとってくる
Wait. I'll get my tools.

Panel 9
かなり厳重な警戒ですな
There's a considerably strict watch.

相手はソビエト大使館だ
It's the Soviet Embassy.

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Panel 1
思いきってなぐりこみをかけますか
Will we try a daring raid?

バカ者。何か方法があるはずだ
Idiot. There must be some method.

Panel 2
ようし
All right

Panel 3
強行突破しよう
Let's force our way in.

おんなじことじゃないんですか~~~
Isn't that the same thing~

Panel 4
キーッ
Kii - Squeak

Panel 5
おい、何をするつもりだ！
Hey, what do you plan on doing?!

ガチャ
Gacha - Click

Panel 6
ランダムを連れ戻す
I'll bring back Random.

どうやって？！
How?!

Panel 7
入口から入ってランダムを連れて出口から出る
I'll go in the entrance, get Random, and leave from the exit.

過程をはぶくな過程を
Don't simplify the process, the process.

Panel 8
誰かが邪魔したら？
If someone gets in the way.

殺す
I'll kill them.

Panel 9
戦争をひきおこすつもりか！
Do you plan on starting a war?!

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Panel 1
情報員同士の戦いとはちがうんだぞ！相手を考えろ、大使館だ！
This is different than a fight among fellow information bureau employees! Think of you're opponents, it's an embassy!

ほかに方法はあるまい！
There is no other way!

Panel 2
ソビエトの手に加速装置がわたったらどうなると思う！一時的にでも両陣営の軍事力のバランスがくずれてたいへんなことになる！
Think of what will happen if the acceleration device enters the Soviet's hands! Even a temporary collapse in the balance of power on both camps will be serious!

Panel 3
加速装置の機密というのはそんなおおげさなものなのか？
Is the acceleration device that big of a secret?

加速装置付きの戦車を考えてみろ
Think if the acceleration device was attached to a tank.

Panel 4
シュイーン
Shuiin - Swiiish

Panel 5
ほんと~？
Really~?

なんとしても取り戻すぞ！
I'll get him back whatever it takes!

待てと言うのに！
Wait, even if you say that!

Panel 6
ゴゴゴゴ
Go go go go - Rumble rumble

Panel 7
あっ、あれは？！
Wh, what is that?!

Panel 8
ドドドド
Do do do do - Rumble rumble

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Panel 1
つっこめー！！
Plunge in!!

Panel 2
ワーッ
Waah

バキッ
Baki - Crash

Panel 3
タマネギ！
Tamanegi!

あっ、少佐！
Ah, Major!

Panel 4
これはなんのさわぎだ！
What is this ruckus?!

われわれにもわかりません。いきなり電送機で連れてこられたんです！
We don't know either! We were suddenly sent here with the facsimile machine!

Panel 5
なんでも万が一文化広報局が失敗したら、今まで広報局にかけたお金がむだになるから自分でのりこむんだとか！
When the Public Affairs Department failed by chance, because the money he spent on the department was wasted, he's going in himself now!

Panel 6
わたしにはついていけない理論だ
I can't follow that reasoning.

われわれだってついていけません！殿下はただ物事をメチャメチャにして喜んでるだけみたいなんですー！
We can't follow it either! His Highness just seems to enjoy messing things up!

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Panel 1
まあ、それが正解だろうな
Well, that seems right.

やむをえん。この機に乗じてランダムを連れだすんだ！
There's no choice. I'll take advantage of this opportunity to get Random out!

Panel 2
おい、銃は使うなよ。一人でも殺したら国際紛争だぞ！
Hey, don't use guns. If even one person dies it'll be an international dispute!

Panel 3
大さわぎ
An uproar

Panel 4
おい、どうした。何かあったのか？！
Hey, what's going on? Did something happen?!

Panel 5
何者かがせめてきた早く加速装置を！
Someone is attacking, hurry and get the acceleration device!

なにっ、まだ腕のカバーをはずしただけだぞ！
What, I've only removed his arm cover so far!

Panel 6
何をグズグズしてやがる。加速装置さえ手に入ればいいんだ。早くしろ！
Why are you being slow? You should just get the acceleration device! Hurry up!

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Panel 1
加速装置？！
The acceleration device?!

バカ。。。
Idiot...

Panel 2
加速装置が目的で。。。
So you're after the acceleration device...

Panel 3
ビュッ
Byu - Quick

わっ！
Wah!

Panel 4
だまされていた？！ここはどこなんだ、あいつらは何者なんだ？！
I was tricked?! Where is this, who are those people?!

Panel 5
ガッ
Ga - Pow

Panel 6
ドオ
Doo - Thud

Panel 7
どうしてぼくたちがこんなことやらなけりゃいけないの？！
Why do we have to do this?!

まったくだ。それに肝心のランダムは
Really. The main thing is Random,

Panel 8
どこに
where

シャッ
Sha - Swoosh

Panel 9
いるんだ！
is he?!

ガッ
Ga - Bam

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Panel 1
どけどけーっ！邪魔する奴はしばらく入院することになるぞー！
Out of my way! Anyone who gets in the way will soon be hospitalized!

バグッ
Bagu - Bam

Panel 2
シュン
Shun - Swish

Panel 3
殿下やタマネギたち。。。いったい何のさわぎなんだ
His Highness and the Tamanegi... What in the world is uproar about?

Panel 4
おい、あそこにいるのはMI6のバンコラン少佐じゃないか！！
Hey, isn't that Major Bancoran of MI6 over there?!!

そうだ。まちがいない！
It is! There's no mistake!

Panel 5
願ってもないチャンスだ！
I couldn't have wished for a better chance!

チャッ
Cha - Click

Panel 6
あぶない！
Look out!

キーン
Kiin - Squeal

Panel 7
ドウドウ
Dou dou - Pow pow

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Panel 1
シュッ
Shu - Swish

カーンカーンカーン
Kaan kaan kaan - Clang clang clang

Panel 2
ランダムがいた！
Random was here!

Panel 3
退却ー！
Retreat!

きゃっ！
Kyah!

Panel 4
ワーッ
Wah

Panel 5
いててて！
Ow ow ow!

今の大さわぎに何か意味があったんだろうか。。。
What was the meaning of that uproar just now...

Panel 6
一陣の風のように。。。みごとだ
Like a gust of wind... splendid.

落ちついてる場合か！あんたがグズグズしてるからランダムをさらわれちまったじゃないの！
How can you be calm?! Because you were slow they ran off with Random!

Panel 7
人のせいにするな
Don't blame other people.

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Panel 1
ヒエーッ
Hyeeegh

Panel 2
ありがとう、君のおかげで命拾いした
Thanks, I narrowly escaped death because of you.

いえ。。。
No...

Panel 3
ハッ
Hah

Panel 4
ぼくは。。。ロボットです
I'm... a robot.

知ってるとも君の加速装置に助けられたのはこれで2度目だ
I know that. Your accelerator has saved me for the 2nd time.

Panel 5
でも。。。ぼくは。。。
But... I...

Panel 6
あなたが好きなんです！
I like you!

Panel 7
。。。気持ちはうれしいが。。。
...I'm glad you feel that way...

Panel 8
ぼくの愛に応えてはもらえませんか？やっぱりぼくがロボットだから。。。
Will you be able to accept my love? Even though I'm a robot...

それはちがう
It's not like that.

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Panel 1
君がたとえ人間でも
たとえ君が天使であっても
君の気持ちに応えることはできない
Even if you were human
Or if you were an angel
I wouldn't be able accept your feelings.

Panel 2
なぜ？！
Why?!

なぜなら
Because

Panel 3
わたしの心にはもう彼が住んでいるから
My heart already resides with him.

Panel 7
くさいセリフで決めおって
It was decided with a suspicious line.

ランダムはまだ泣いてますよ
Random is still crying.

Panel 8
放っておけ、少年期の甘い感傷だ。すぐに落ちつく。
Leave him alone, he has naive boyhood sentiments. He'll calm down soon.

落ちついたらフィルターをつけてやろう
I'll put on his filter when he settles down.

Panel 9
なにはともあれ加速装置は無事だったし、まずはめでたい
At any rate, the acceleration device is safe, and things are happy now.

チン
Chin - Clink

そうですな
That's true.

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Panel 1
ねえ、本気だったのあのセリフ
Hey, did you really mean what  you said?

うん？ああもちろんだ
Hnn? Aah, of course I did.

Panel 2
ランダムをあきらめさせるために適当なことを言ったんじゃないの
You didn't just tell Random the right thing to make him give up?

Panel 3
バカなことを言うな
愛してる
Don't say something so stupid.
I love you.

んふっ
Nfu~

Panel 4
それにしても気になるのはあのキブンという言葉だ。結局謎が明かされないまま終わってしまった
Anyhow, I'm still worried about what "kibun" meant. After all, it's over and that mystery hasn't been solved.

Panel 5
何だったんだろう。。。
What was it...

Panel 6
結局、何だったんだ？
What was it anyway?

つまりですね
In short

Panel 7
貨物船で逃げだしたKGBが死ぬ時に言い残そうとしたのは「警察長官・文化広報局」という言葉だったのです。ところが死にかけていて舌が回らなかったので「ケィ。。。ブン。。。」と聞こえたのです「キ。。。ブン。。。」と。。。
When the KGB member fled to the freighter, he was trying to say, "The Police Chief, Public Affairs Department". However, while he was dying he was tongue-tied, and they heard, "Kei... bun..." as "ki...bun..."
*In Japanese, police chief is "keisatsu choukan" and public affairs department is "bunka kouhoukyoku". The "kei" comes from the first one, and "bun" comes from the second one.

Panel 8
それだけのことか？
That was it?

それだけのことです
That's it.

Panel 9
たいしたことでもないのに謎めかしおって
You made it a mystery even though it's not that important.

サスペンスをもりあげるためのテクニックです
It's a technique to add suspense.

Panel 10
どこがサスペンスだ。どこが
Where's the suspense? Where?!

ゴンゴン
Gon gon - Bam bam

気分・記文・奇聞 /おわり
Feelings, Composition, Strange News / End

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