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タマネギ少年隊
パタリロ!79
Tamanegi Boy's Brigade
Patalliro! 79

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Panel 1
で？
And?

Panel 3
何？
What?

手に点々で「で」
Hand with dots is "and".
*In Japanese, the letter "de" is the voiced version of "te", so it's written with two dots. "Te" is the word for "hand", so he's using his hand to symbolize "te" and two dots above it makes it "de".

Panel 4
でっ
And

Panel 5
いや、だから
それで？
Well, so
There and?

Panel 6
それっ
There

Panel 7
*He's using his hand to represent the "de" in "sorede".

Panel 8
手がそれた所で点々がついて「それで」
A hand getting lost in a place with two dots attached is "There and".

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Panel 1
でっ！
And!

Panel 2
いーかげんにせー！
Cut it out!

ゴン
Gon - Bam

Panel 3
人が忙しい中時間をさいて話を聞こうとしてやってるのになんだ、その態度は！早く本題に入らんか！
Acting like that when someone is giving you time to listen to your story! Hurry up and get to the point!

ガンガン
Gan gan - Bam bam

ちょっちょっ。。。
Wa, wa...

Panel 4
本題に入る前に前置きぐらいさせてくれたっていいでしょー！
Isn't it ok to do an introduction before getting to the point?!

ちょっと。。。あの。。。
Wait... Umm...

Panel 5
無意味なアシスタントいじめ、その一
They're picking on one of meaningless assistants

Panel 6
最近これくらいしか楽しみがなくて。。。
Recently that's the only thing I find enjoying...

先生！
Teacher!

Panel 7
おまえが余計な所に顔を出すのがいかん
Don't make so many appearances!

先生がのんびりしてて仕事が回ってこないからじゃありませんか！
This happened because teacher is carelessly shirking his duties!

社長横暴！
Manager oppression!

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Panel 1
おまえら料理がうまくなったねえ
You guys have gotten good at cooking.

アッミダ~
くじ~
Amida~
kuji~
*A reference to the song "Amida Babaa no Uta".

えーい、さっさと本題に入らんからわけのわからんパターンがまぎれこんでくるじゃないか！
Eeeh, we're lost in a pattern of nonsense because you won't get to the point quickly!

Panel 2
じつは。。。
Actually...

Panel 3
さあ、どれが本題でしょう？！
Well, which leads to the main point?!

本題
Main Point

2番！いや3番！
Number 2! No, 3!

Panel 4
はずれ
Miss

本題
Main Point

Panel 5
ギャオーッ
Gyaoooh

われわれ1号から6号までの6人がタマネギ部隊を結成して、はや10年たちました
Ten years have already passed since we formed the Tamanegi Force as number 1 through 6.

Panel 6
いろいろな事件がありましたしわれわれも年をとりました
Various incidents have happened and we've gotten older, too.

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Panel 1
年って1号いくつだ
How old is number 1?

わたしは42歳一番若い6号も38歳です
I'm 42, and our youngest is number 6, at 38 years old.

Panel 2
メーキャップしてるとそうは見えんなあ
I can't tell with all that make-up.

うふっ
Uhu

Panel 3
へんたい飛行だ
Pervert flight!

ぶーん
Buun - Vrooom

Panel 4
仕事だと思うからやってるんですよ。これでも家へ帰れば父親なんですから
I do this because it's work. Even after this I'm a dad when I go home.

ゼエゼエ
Zee zee - Wheeze wheeze

年をとったからどうだというんだ
Why should I care that you're getting old?

Panel 5
われわれもいずれは第一線をしりぞかなければなりません。その時にそなえてタマネギ部隊のリーダー予備軍を育てようと思うのです
We eventually have to step back from the front lines. When that happens, I'll have a new potential leaders of the Tamanegi force ready.

リーダー予備軍？
Potential leaders?

Panel 6
つまり私たちの息子に英才教育を施して、ゆくゆくは部隊の指導者的立場に。。。
In other words, we've given a special education for the gifted to our sons, someday they could take our place as leaders...

いつからタマネギ部隊は世襲制になったんだ
Since when does the Tamanegi Force have a heredity system?

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Panel 1
世襲制とかなんとかいう問題ではなくリーダーにはやはりそれにふさわしい人材が。。。
It's not a problem of being hereditary or anything; it's about if they're appropriately talented to be leaders...

自分たちの子供をいい地位につけてやりたいという親バカじゃないのか？
Isn't this stupid parents who want to get their kids into good positions?

Panel 2
とんでもない！われわれの動機はもっと純粋です！
Unthinkable! Our motives are pure!

Panel 3
若い隊員を教育することも考えましたが、やはりもっと家族的なつながりのある人間の方がいざという時役に立つと思ったのです！
We considered training young members but as we thought, people with family connections were useful when it was important!

万一の場合、自分の身を挺しても殿下をお守りするのがリーダーたるものの役目であると常日ごろ子供たちに教えてあります！
If by chance a situation came up, we've always taught our children that it's the duty of a leader to protect Your Highness even if you sacrifice your own body!

Panel 4
それぐらいの覚悟がなくてはリーダーはつとまりません！たとえ子供を犠牲にしても殿下をお守りしようというわれわれの心も知らずに親バカのなんのとは。。。！
If they aren't that prepared than they are fit to be a leader! Even though Your Highness didn't know we're willing to sacrifice our children to protect your, you called us stupid parents...!

Panel 5
わかった、わかった、動機の純粋さを信じよう
I get it, I get it, I believe your motives are pure.

わかっていただけましたか！
Do you understand?!

Panel 6
おまえたちがそこまでぼくのことを考えてくれているとは知らなかった、礼を言うぞ
I didn't know you thought about me to that extent, thank you.

お給料がいいからねえ
It's because we're paid well.

苦労して大学までやるより、わりがいいよ
It's more cost effective than going through the effort of university.

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Panel 1
そこで具体的な話ですが
So, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

ふむ
Hmm

Panel 2
とりあえず1号2号3号の息子三人でタマネギ少年隊というのを作らせてみます
For now we want to try making a Tamanegi Boys' Brigade with 1, 2 and 3's sons.

4・5・6号の子供はまだ小さいので、さしあたってこの少年隊にいろいろな任務をあたえて実地訓練をさせようと思っているのです
4, 5 and 6's sons are still young, so we thought we would give them various duties in the Boys' Brigade and do on-the-job training.

まあいいだろう
Well, that's fine.

Panel 3
でっ？その少年隊はどこに？
And? Where is the Boys' Brigade?

長らくお待たせいたしました
They've been waiting a long time.

Panel 4
本年度最高の新人グループがいよいよ登場いたします！
ジャネーゾ事務所所属森越学園初等科在学中とびきりイキのいい三人組！
The newest group this year will finally make an entrance!
Members of Johnny & Associates and enrolled in the elementary courses at Morikoshi High School, you're extraordinarily fresh trio!
*A reference to Johnny & Associates Inc, a talent agency. Morikoshi is a reference to Horikoshi Gakuen, known for having many celebrities.

Panel 5
平均年齢わずか9歳合言葉はシブがきなんざオジンだぜ！
They're average age is 9 years old! The password is "Shibugaki"! What old man?!
*"Shibugaki is a reference to the boy band Shibugakitai.

Panel 6
海野月男作詩井上小助作曲歌うは蒸発無限大！
Song writer, Unno Tsukio! Composer, Inoue Kousuke! They will sing "Jouhatsu Mugendai"!
*References to Urion Masao, Inoue Daisuke, and their song "Chouhatsu Mugendai".

Panel 7
タマネギ少年隊レッツゴー！
Tamanegi Boys' Brigade, let's go!

ジャーン
Jaan - Swoosh

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Panel 1
ラーラーラーララーララー
Laa laa laa la laa la laa

Panel 2
蒸発ヤー！
Evaporation!

Panel 3
春ならばー~秋になるほどヤリが降りー~
When it becomes spring~ When it becomes autumn the spears fall~

Panel 4
笑うんじゃない。今のオレえらいマジだぜ
Don't laugh. I'm serious right now.

Panel 5
マジなんだ。バヤイによっては冗談さ
What is serious? In this case it's a joke.

オレの貝！ツララがぬいていったのさ！
My shell! An icicle is pulled out!

Panel 6
やめーい！！
Knock it off!!

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Panel 1
おのれらジャニーズか、フォーリーブスか。
You guys are Johnny's?! Are you the Four Leaves?!
*The Four Leaves was a boy band from the talent agency Johnny and Associates.

ふっる~~~
Old~

Panel 2
スリーファンキーズとかスリーグレイセスとか
How about the Three Funkies or The Three Graces.

脱線トリオまで言ってみたらどうです
You could even say the Derailment Trio.

やかましい！！
Shut up!!

Panel 3
このチビッコ楽団にぼくの身の回りの世話をやらせるつもりか！
You plan on having these midgets take care of my daily needs?!

Panel 4
デビューのさせ方をまちがえたかな
I wonder if we made a mistake in the way we debuted them.

まあまあ、中身はしっかりした子供たちですから
Now now, inside they're reliable children.

本当か~~~？
Really~?

Panel 5
おい、おまえたち
Hey, you guys.

なんでチュか？
What ishit?
*In Japanese, the "s" and "sh" sounds are commonly mispronounced by children.

Panel 6
どこがしっかりしてるんだ！
How are they reliable?!

いえ、これはですね、大人の私たちが
Well, these are our adults.

Panel 7
わーい！
Yaaay!

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Panel 1
と、こういうことをやってるんですから少年隊としてはやはりこれぐらいの言葉遣いでなければならないのではないかと
Because they're doing things like this the Boys' Brigade might still have to work on their speech.

殿下よろチくお願いチまチュいっチョウ懸命がんばりまチュ
Your Highnesh, nice to meet you. I'll do my besht.

Panel 2
大丈夫かな~？
Is this ok~?

大丈夫でチュ！
It's ok!

Panel 3
眼鏡をとればこの通りですから
Because we're like this when we take off our glasses.

Panel 4
おまえたちの父親だって眼鏡をとればまともじゃわい
Even your fathers are normal when they take off their glasses.

Panel 5
とりあえずガードマンの練習でチュ
To shtart with, we'll practish shecurity.

勝手にせー！
Do what you want!

Panel 6
あっ！
Ah!

Panel 7
殿下あぶないでチュ！
Your Highnesh, watch out!

ドッ
Do - Thud

Panel 8
どっ　どうした！　スペクターか　スメルシュか！
Wh, what's wrong?! Is it S.P.E.C.T.R.E.?! SMERSH?!
*"S.P.E.C.T.R.E." is a reference to a terrorist organization in the James Bond series. SMERSH was an counter-intelligence agency in the Red Army.

見てくだチャい！
Pleash look!

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Panel 1
小石がころがってまチュ！つまずいてころんだら大々ガをチュる所でチた！
You would have fallen over that pebble! If you tripped and fell over you could have been really injured!

Panel 2
まあまあ、子供のやったことですから
Now now, it's something a child would do.

Panel 3
あたたかく見守ってやってください。こういう失敗をくり返して成長していくんです
Please watch out for yourself with care. You won't grow up if you keep repeating such blunders.

成長しきるまでぼくの体がもてばな
If I keep my body until I'm an adult.

Panel 4
おやすみ、夜中に賊が忍びこまないよう、しっかり見張るんだよ
Good night, keep a tight watch so that a thief doesn't sneak in in the middle of the night.

おやチュみなチャい
Good night.

Panel 5
殿下安心チて寝てくだチャい。ぼくたチが寝ずの番をチまチュから
Your Highness, pleash relash and shleep. We'll be your night watchmen.

王宮の奥にあるぼくの部屋に誰が忍びこむっていうんだ
Who'll sneak into my room in the interior of the royal palace?

Panel 6
チッチッチッ
Chi chi chi - Tick tick tick

Panel 7
グー
Guu - Zzz

Panel 8
スーヤスヤ
Suuya suya - Sound sleep

ピー
Pii - Whistle

まったく
Really.

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Panel 1
なんとかこいつらを追い払う算段をしなきゃいけないな
I need to contrive a way to drive away these guys.

ゴソゴソ
Goso goso - Rummage rummage

Panel 2
おとたま
Daddy

Panel 3
なんだい？
What?

殿下のボディーガードはもうやめたいでチュ
We want to quit being His Highness' bodyguards.

Panel 4
ずいぶん早いな
That was awfully quick.

殿下のお守りがたいへんなのはよく知ってるけど、音をあげるのが早すぎないかい？
We know it's difficult protecting His Highness, but aren't you throwing in the towel too soon?

Panel 5
このままでは精神が破壊されてチまいまチュ
Our shouls will be deshtroyed if thish keepsh up.

おおげさな
ゆうべ何かあったのかね？
Don't exaggerate.
Did something happen last night?

Panel 6
寝ずの番をチながら夢を見ていたんでチュ
While we were watching I had a dream.

器用なまねを
Act deftly.

Panel 7
ワーイ！
Yaaay!

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Panel 1
あっ、お菓子の家がありまチュ！
Ah, a houshe of candy!

Panel 2
食べまチョー！
Let'sh eat!

ワーイ！
Yaaay!

Panel 3
アム
Amu - Yum

Panel 4
わっ！
Wah!

ペッペッ
Peh peh

何でチュか、これは！
What ish this?!

Panel 5
ヒッヒッヒッ
Hee hee hee

あっ、魔法使いのおばあチャん！
Ah, it'sh an old witch!

Panel 6
殿下がぼくたチの夢にわりこんできたんでチュ
Hish Highnesh dishturbed my dream.

ふむふむ
Hmm hmm

Panel 7
一見お菓子じつは大人の食べ物なんじゃ
At first glance it looks like candy, but it's actually adult food.

ヒッヒッ
Hee hee

Panel 8
シュークリームに見えるが、中身は生ウニと塩から
You see chou a la creme but inside it's sea urchins and salt.

Panel 9
こっちは黒海産のキャビアにノルウェーから直輸入のスモークサーモン
Here is caviar from the Black Sea. This is smoked salmon imported directly from Norway.

ヒーッヒッヒッ
Hee hee hee

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Panel 1
つっきがーでったでーたー
The moon~ It appeared, it appeeeared~

お菓子の家を肴に一人で酒もりをはじめたんでチュ
After having a the house of candy as an appetizer, he began a drinking binge by himself.

Panel 2
次に見た夢では赤ずきんチャんに化けた殿下がオオカミチャんを食べチャうしさんざんでチた
Next I shaw in the dream Hish Highnesh disguished himshelf in a red hood and ate a wolf.

子供は純真だからそばにいるだけで殿下のどぎつい精神力に影響されるんだな
Because they're innocent children they were effected by His Highness' spiritual power just by being near him.

Panel 3
教育上よくないねえ
This isn't good for their training.

どうしよう
What shall we do?

諸君おはよう
Good morning gentlemen!

Panel 4
元兇が来たぞ
The ring leader has come.

ゆうべ考えたんだがやはり子供たちはよそへやった方がいいんじゃないかな
I was thinking last night, wouldn't it be better to place the children somewhere else?

Panel 5
は？と、おっしゃいますと？
Huh? What do you mean?

Panel 6
親や顔見知りのそばにいたんでは本当の訓練にはならない
他人の中でもまれてそこ一人前になれるというものだ
They can't really be trained being close to parents and acquaintances.
They can't stand on their own if their doted on by others.

お説ごもっとも
It's a theory.

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Panel 1
じつは私たちも相談いていたんです
Actually, we discussed it too.

慈悲ぶかい殿下のおそばに子供たちを置いておきましても結局甘やかされて訓練にはならないんじゃないかって
Even if we leave the children nearby Your benevolent Highness, they're likely to be spoiled and not get trained.

殿下はおやさしいから子供たちにきつい仕事を与えたりはなさらないでしょうからね
Because Your Highness is kind you probably wouldn't give the children intense work to do.

Panel 2
ぼくもかわいい子タマネギたちを手ばなすのは残念だが、これも彼らのためだ
It's too bad I have to send the cute Tamanegi children off, but this is for their sake.

かわいい子には旅をさせろですな
Send the cute kids on a trip.

Panel 3
ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

たてまえ社会
Official Position

Panel 4
そうすると子供たちをどこかへあずけなければなりませんな
Having done that, we have to entrust the children to someone.

まかせておけそれについてはあてがある
Leave that to me. I have an idea for that.

Panel 5
というわけで子タマネギたちをしばらくあずかってほしいんだが
So I want to leave the Tamanegi children with you for a little while.

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Panel 1
ことわる！
I refuse!

Panel 2
顔の広いおまえのことだ。あんな子供たちにでもやれそうな簡単な仕事をどこかで見つけられるだろう
You're well known. Find some simple tasks for the kids to do somewhere.

聞こえなかったか？ことわると言ったんだ
Didn't you hear me? I said I refuse.

Panel 3
友人の頼みじゃないか
Isn't it a request between friends?

子タマネギだか、芽キャベシだか知らんがなんでわたしがそんな物をあずからなきゃならんのだ！
I don't know if they're Tamaneg kids or sprout kids but why would I want to be entrusted with them?!

タマネギ部隊が美青年ぞろいなのは知ってるだろう。子タマネギも眼鏡をとるととびきりの美少年たちだぞ。ちょっと年は若いが。。。
You should know the Tamanegi Force are beautiful men. When they take off their glasses the Tamanegi kids are extraordinary beautiful boys. They're a little young but...

Panel 4
友人の頼みならしかたないな
If it's between friends it can't be helped.

きっとひきうけてくれると思ったよ
I thought you would do it.

Panel 5
そして
And

Panel 6
君たちか？
You are?

よろチくお願いチまーチュ
Nice to meet you.

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Panel 1
ちょっと眼鏡をとってごらん
Take off your glasses for a moment.

パッ
Pa -Smack

Panel 2
なぜガードする
Why are you guarding them?

おとたまが少佐の前では絶対眼鏡をとっチェはいけないって言ったんでチュ
Our dadsh told ush to never take off our glashesh in front of the Major.

Panel 3
見ぬかれたか
They saw through me?

大事な息子をえじきにされてたまるかー！
Don't prey on our precious sons!

Panel 4
このままではどうにも食欲がわかんな。まあいずれチャンスはあるだろうが
I don't have any appetite for this. Well, I should have a chance sooner or later.

ぼくたチのお仕事はなんでチュか
What job should we do?

Panel 5
ああ、子供なら動物の世話なんかよかろうと思って、動物園のパトロールの仕事を見つけておいた
Ah, since you're kids I thought you should do something like take care of animals. I found you a job patrolling the zoo.

Panel 6
大丈夫かね？
Is this ok?

園長
Zoo Director

Panel 7
動物園といっても、ここは普通の所とはちがうんだよ。国際天然記念物で国の動物としても指定されている、ノタリカメヤギを自然のままの姿で飼育してるんだ
It's called a zoo, but this is different from the ordinary kind. It's designated for an internationally protected species for an animal in the country; the notari turtle goat is being bred to look like in nature.

園内を巡回させるだけでいいんです。別に害にはならんでしょう
They'll just be patrolling around the park, it should be fine. It shouldn't hurt anything.

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Panel 1
ちょうど警備員がやめてこまっていた所ではあるが。。。
My security guards just quit so I have a place but...

ブーン
Buun - Vroom

ペロペロ
Pero pero  - Lick lcik

Panel 2
大丈夫かなあ！
Is this ok?!

大丈夫です。園内を見せてください
It's fine. Please show them the park.

Panel 3
メー
Mee - Meh

Panel 4
わっ、かわいいでチュ！
Wah, they're cute!

背中に亀のこうら状の模様があって、世界でもここにしかいない。珍しいヤギなんだ
They have a shell design on their backs, they're the only ones in the world. They're a rare goat.

Panel 5
君たちの役目は酔っぱらいや物好きな連中が夜ここに入りこんでヤギたちに悪さをしないよう見張ることだ
Your duties are to watch out for drunkards and curious people and make sure they don't get in and harass the goats.

おまかチェくだチャいでチュ
Leave it to ush.

Panel 6
言っておくが、このノタリカメヤギはパンダ以上の珍獣なんだ。以前見物客が石を投げつけ、あたり所が悪くて一頭死んでしまったことがある。その男は裁判の結果3年の実刑判決を受けた。それくらい貴重な動物なんだよ
Just to let you know, these notari turtle goats are more rare than pandas. Previously a visitor of the attraction threw stones and hit one in a bad spot, killing it. As a result of that man's trial he was sentenced to 3 years in jail. They're that precious of an animal.

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Panel 1
心して警備するように
Mind your guard.

おまかチュでチュ
You can count on ush.

Panel 3
リリリリ
Ri ri ri ri - Riiing

チン
Chin - Click

Panel 4
たっぷり仮眠をとりまチた。朝まで徹夜でがんばりまチョウ
We got plenty of resht. Let'sh do our besht to guard it overnight until morning.

はいでチュー
Yesh

Panel 5
まっ暗でチュね
It'sh pitch black.

どろぼうが入ったらどうチまチュか？
What should we do if a robber breaksh in?

Panel 6
これがあるから安心でチュ
We have thish, don't worry.

あっ！
Ah!

Panel 7
おとたまのひきだしから持ってきまチた。そなえあれば憂いなチでチュ
I got it from my dad'sh drawer. There'sh no fear if we're prepared.

さすが年長者9歳6か月
As one would expect of our senior member, 9 yearsh 6 monthsh.

Panel 8
ザワザワザワ
Zawa zawa zawa - Chatter chatter

カカッ
Ka ka - Tap tap

コソッ
Koso - Rustle

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Panel 1
グー
Guu - Zzz

ピチャピチャ
Picha picha - Drip drip

キキキキ
Ki ki ki ki - Squeak squeak

カサコソ
Kasa koso - Rustle sneak

動物園の夜というのは不思議な物音でいっぱいでチュね
The zoo ish full of myshterioush shoundsh at night.

Panel 2
ガタッ
Gata - Fall

ん？
Hn?

Panel 3
園長室から変な音がチまチュ
A shtrange shound is coming from the zoo director'sh office.

ゴトゴト
Goto goto - Clunk clunk

どろぼうでチョーか？
Ish is a thief?

さっそく腕の見チェ所でチュ
Let'sh show them our shkillsh immediately.

Panel 4
ソーッ
Soo - Quietly

Panel 5
ゴソゴソ
Goso goso - Rustle rustle

Panel 6
誰でチュか！
Who'sh there?!

おとなチくするでチュ！
Give up quietly!

Panel 7
ガタン
Gatan - Clatter

Panel 8
ドン
Don -Thud

わっ！
Wah!

Panel 9
どろぼうになぐられたでチュ！
I was hit by the thief!

逃げるニャー！
You won't escape!

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Panel 1
パーンパーンパーン
Paan paan paan - Pow pow pow

きゃーっ！
Kyaaah!

Panel 2
あぶないでチュよ！
Watch out!

威嚇射撃でチュ
It'sh a warning shot.

Panel 3
あっ
Ah

Panel 4
威嚇射撃が当たったみたいでチュー~
It looksh like the warning shot hit it~~~

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 6
サーッ
Saa - Wind

Panel 7
なんてことをしてくれたんだ！！
How could you do this to me?!!

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Panel 1
まあ、そうアップでどならんでも
Now, don't shout with a close-up.

これがどならずにいられるか！
As if I could say it without shouting!

Panel 2
マリネラ国王がわざわざ出むいてきてるんです。もう少しおだやかに話しあいましょう
The King of Malynera came here expressly. Let's talk a little more calmly.

あんたが火星の全権大使だって知ったこっちゃない！
I don't care if you're the Martian Ambassador Plenipotentiary!

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こんな不祥事は初めてだ！よりによって警備員が国際天然記念物を射ち殺すとは！！
This is the first time we've had such a scandal! Of all things, the security guards killing an internationally protected species!!

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マスコミがだまっちゃいないぞ！動物愛護協会が何と言うか。。。ああっ！
The media won't be silent! What will the Society for the Prevention of Animal Cruelty say... Aah!

えらいことをしてくれたな
You guys did something terrible.

Panel 6
あのヤギを殺して実刑判決を受けた男がいるんだって？たいへんだぞ、こりゃ
Wasn't there a man who received a jail sentence for killing one of those goats? This is serious.

殿下~~~
Your Highness~~~

Panel 7
パタリロ
Patalliro

Panel 8
おお、バンコラン
Oh, Bancoran

バンコラン少佐！
Major Bancoran!

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Panel 1
あんた、えらい連中を世話してくれたもんですな！
I looked after your terrible lot!

どならなくても聞こえますよ。まだくわしいことを知らないんです
You don't need to yell, I can hear you. I still don't know the details.

つまり
In short

Panel 2
ゆうべ飼育係が鍵をかけ忘れて帰ったらしい
It seems last night the keeper came back before he forgot to lock up.

Panel 3
腹のへったヤギがドアのあいてるのを見つけてぬけだして
A goat with an empty stomach found the door open and slipped out.

ふむ
Hmm

Panel 4
園長室で書類を食べてる所を子タマネギたちが発見し
It was eating documents in the director's office when the Tamanegi kids found it.

Panel 5
どろぼうとまちがえて射ち殺したというわけだ
They mistook it for a thief and shot it.

ふーむ
Hmmm

Panel 6
警察をよぼう
I'll call the police.

お待ちなさい。そこまでしなくても
Wait. You don't need to go that far.

Panel 7
何を言うか。これは立派な犯罪だぞ！
What are you saying?! This is a legitimate crime!

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Panel 1
事故でしょう
It was an accident.

じゃあ、あんたがマスコミに説明してくれ！
Then you explain it to the media!

Panel 2
寝かせろ
I'm going to bed.

Panel 3
で？
And?

Panel 5
冗談だ
It's a joke.

本当に状況がわかってるのか？
Do you really understand the situation?

Panel 6
このままいったら子タマたちは牢屋にぶちこまれるぞ
If things stay like this the Tama kids will be thrown in jail.

未成年だからそこまではいくまいが
弱ったな
They're minors so it won't go that far.
They're stuck.

Panel 7
落ちついてる場合ではないとゆーのに！もとはと言えばおまえがくだらん仕事場を世話したせいじゃないか！
How can you be so calm?! When it comes down to it, isn't it your fault for putting them on such a stupid job site?!

Panel 8
無理な頼みを聞いてやったんだぞ！
You're asking for the impossible!

美少年と聞いて目の色を変えたくせに！
Even though you changed your tune when you heard they were beautiful boys!

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Panel 1
仲間われはやめよう
Let's not fight among ourselves.

どーする気だ！子タマたちが罪にとわれない方法はないのか？！
What do you plan on doing?! Isn't there some way to prevent the Tama kids from being charged with a crime?!

Panel 2
そんなうまい手が。。。
It would take a good move...

バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter clatter

動物愛護協会の者です！
A person from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals!

Panel 3
ノタリカメヤギが殺害されたというのは本当ですか？！
Is it true a notari turtle goat was killed?!

Panel 4
園長！のんきに昼寝してる場合じゃないでしょう！
Director! This is no time for a leisurely nap!

えっ？！
Eh?!

やばい。。。
This is awful...

Panel 5
バンコラン、何とか知恵を出せ
Bancoran, rack your brain for something.

Panel 6
園長、真相は？！
Director, is this true?!

そっ、そうです。ノタリカメヤギが射殺。。。
It, it is! The notari turtle goat was...

されたわけではなく自然死でしたな
Wasn't shot to death; it died of natural causes.

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Panel 1
おまえも大胆な奴だな。そんな見えすいた嘘を
You're bold, too. That's a transparent lie.

少佐！こーゆー時に冗談はやめてもらおう！
Major! Don't joke at a time like this!

園長
Director 

Panel 2
まだボケる年でもないでしょうに困った人だな。あれは誰が見ても自然死ですよ
You shouldn't be senile yet, don't be a pain in the ass. Anyone who looks at it should see it died of natural causes.

Panel 3
少佐！
Major!

まあこちらへ
Well, come over here.

Panel 4
ヒソヒソ
Hiso hiso - Whisper whisper

Panel 5
えっ？
Eh?

Panel 6
ですから
So

Panel 7
以前テレビで見たノタリカメヤギは園内をピョンピョンとびはねていた。それがきのう見た所では皆みょうにおとなしいので気になっていたんです
I've seen the notari turtle goats bouncing around the park on television before. I was concerned when I saw them yesterday because they were all unusually quiet.

それで？
And?

Panel 8
国際天然記念物とまなれば世話をするための費用が相当多額に支給されるんでしょうな？
If they're an internationally protected species, you must be supplied with a proportionally large sum of money in order to take care of them.

Panel 9
そ。。。それはまあ政府から。。。
Th... the government does...

さあ、そこだ
Well, that's it.

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Panel 1
あのヤギたちが充分にエサを与えられていれば夜中にインクくさい書類を食い荒したりしますかな？
If the goat was getting enough food then why was it eating documents that stank of ink in the middle of the night?

さ。。。さあ。。。
We... well...

Panel 2
空腹にたえきれなかったからこそ夜行性でもないヤギが夜中にうろつき回っていた。。。そうは考えられませんか？とすると世話をするために支給されている費用はどうなっているんでしょうね
If it wasn't unbearably hungry and it's not a nocturnal goat, and it was prowling around at night... Didn't you think about that? If we assume the costs to take care of them have been provided, what happened?

Panel 3
ひょっとして誰かが猫ババ。。。
I could be that someone was embezzling...

そっ、そんなことはない！
It, it's not that!

Panel 4
調べればすぐわかることです
If we investigated we would know immediately.

Panel 6
しかし、ヤギが一頭や二頭死んだからといって情報部の人間がのりだすのもおかしな話だ
However, it's just a ridiculous story that a man from the information bureau will start just because one or two goats died.

ギュッ
Gyu - Twist

Panel 7
ましてそのヤギが自然死ならなおさらのこと
It would be better if that goat died of natural causes.

Panel 8
ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 9
愛護協会の皆さん！どうやらヤギの死因は老衰らしいです！
Society members! It seems that goat was senile and died of old age!

なんですと？！
What?!

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Panel 1
警備員が子供なもんで報告書を書きまちがえたんですよ！いや、どうも申し訳ない！
The security guards are children, they made a mistake in their report! Well, I'm very sorry!

Panel 2
まちがえたじゃすみませんよ！人さわがせにもほどがある！
We're sorry we made a mistake! We caused a lot of trouble!

いや、どーもどーも！
No, it's fine, it's fine!

Panel 3
さすが
As I'd expect

以前から良くない噂のある園長なんだ、ハッタリが成功したな
I've heard bad rumors about the director before; it was a successful bluff.

Panel 4
助かったでチュー~~~
You shaved ush~~~

Panel 5
もとはと言えばむやみに拳銃なぞをふり回した君たちに責任があるんだぞ
When it comes down to it, the ones recklessly brandishing a pistol were responsible.

反省チてまチュー~
We're shorry~~~

Panel 6
おまえは先に帰れ
You go home ahead of them.

ん？
Hn?

Panel 7
この子たちをしばらく預かって一人前の男のあるべき姿をみっちり説教してやる
I'm going to look after the kids for a while and severely lecture them on becoming ideal men.

そうか
I see.

Panel 8
なんとなく不安ではあるが
Somehow I'm uneasy.

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Panel 1
。。。さあ、3人とも眼鏡をとってごらん
...Now, you 3, give me your glasses.

えっ、でも。。。
Eh, but...

Panel 2
恩人の言うことが聞けないのかい？
You won't listen to your benefactor?

そ。。。そうですか。それじゃ。。。
Th... that'sh right. Well then...

Panel 3
コト。。。
Koto... - Clack

Panel 4
カッ
Ka - Light

Panel 5
あっ。。。！
Ah...!

ああーっ！
Aaah!

Panel 6
数日後
Several Days Later

Panel 7
殿下！子供たちが帰ってきました！
Your Highness! The kids have returned!

Panel 8
それで？
And?

Panel 9
ウフン
Uhun

Panel 10
すっかりそまっちゃたじゃないですかー！！
They've been completely stained!!

だいたい予想はしてたんだ
That about what I expected.

いつに変わらずにぎやかなマリネラ王宮です
It was business as usual in the busy Malynera palace.

タマネギ少年隊/終
Tamanegi Boy's Brigade / End

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