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パタリロ式冠婚葬祭入門
パタリロ!81
Patalliro's Introduction to Important Family Ceremonies
Patalliro! 81

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Panel 1
冠婚葬祭
Important Family Ceremonies

元服・結婚・葬式および祖先のまつりの四つの重要な儀式
The ceremony to attain manhood, marriage, funerals and the ancestral festival are four major ceremonies.

Panel 2
そうかなあ
I see.

そうだってば
So they are.

Panel 3
殿下はあれでけっこうものを知らない所があるんだ
His Highness doesn't know enough about these things.

Panel 4
ひねくれてるけど相当な知識の持ち主だぞ
He has considerable knowledge even though he's rebellious.

だからさ
Like I've been saying

Panel 5
思いもよらないことを知ってるかと思うとまさかというような常識的なことを知らなかったりするんだ
He knows unthinkable things but he never learned ordinary stuff.

たとえば？
For example?

Panel 6
このあいだも
The other day

Panel 7
ふーん
Hnnn

モグモグ
Mogu mogu - Mumble mumble

Panel 8
バターって牛乳から作るのか
Butter is made from milk?

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Panel 1
知らなかったんですか？
You didn't know that?

何を？
What?

Panel 2
と、まあこんな具合だ
Well, it's like this.

へーえ
Heeeh

Panel 3
こんなこともあった
ミリオネア公国の叔父君がたずねてみえられた時
In one case
When his uncle of the Dukedom of Millionaire visited

Panel 4
最近農作物のできが悪くてね
The quality of our crops recently has been bad.

それはどうもおそうぞうしいことで
Thanks for that. It's been tumultuous.

Panel 5
おそうぞうしいというのは火事見舞いのあいさつじゃないか！
"It's been tumultuous" isn't a proper way to express sympathy after a fire!

バンバン
Ban ban - Bam bam

Panel 6
農作物のどこがそうぞうしい！えーっ、言うてみーっ！
How are crops tumultuous?! Eeeh, say something!

何を興奮してるんだ
What are you excited about?

Panel 7
ことほどさように殿下はものを知らない所がある
And so there's things His Highness doesn't know.

しっ、殿下が来たぞ
Shh, His Highness is coming.

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殿下、おはようございます
Your Highness, good morning.

Panel 3
誰がものを知らないって？
Who doesn't know things?

Panel 4
あんなに離れててよくわれわれの話が聞こえましたね
You heard our conversation well for being that far away.

ぼくは地獄耳なのだ
I have demon ears.

Panel 5
は？
Huh?

Panel 7
ゴオオオ
Goooo - Roooar

ギャーギャー
Gyah gyah

Panel 8
ひええええ！！
Hyeeeeh!!

国会図書館なみの知識量を誇るぼくがものを知らないとはなんとる言いぐさだ
I can boast of having the same amount of knowledge as the National Diet Library, what are you saying I don't know?

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Panel 1
ですから知ってることと知らないことがあると
So there are things you know and things you don't know.

たわけ！森羅万象世の中でぼくの知らないことなどーなーい！
Fool! Of all things in creation there is nothing unknown to me!

Panel 2
ガンモドキの裏表がわかりますか？
Do you know the top and bottom of ganmodoki?
*Ganmodoki is deep fried tofu with thinly sliced vegetables.

表でない方が裏だ！
The top isn't any different than the bottom!
*A line from Ukiyo Nedoi, an old rakugo story.

きっぱり
Clearly

Panel 3
クック―ロビンを殺したのは？
The one who killed Cock Robin?

Panel 4
だーれが
Who

Panel 5
殺した
killed

Panel 6
クック
Cock

Panel 7
ロービン
Robin?

Panel 8
あっそーれ
Ah, here we go!

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Panel 1
なんかなつかしいなあ
How nostalgic.

わたしです。とスズメが言ったわたしが弓と矢でもってクック＝ロビンを殺したの
I, said the sparrow, with my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin.

Panel 2
このとおり何でも知っている
As you see I know everything.

いえですからね
No, that said

Panel 3
たとえば祝儀不祝儀のあいさつなんかはご存知ないでしょう？
For example, do you know any good things to say to congratulate or comfort someone?

Panel 4
しゅーぎ。。。
Congratulate...

Panel 5
え~、だからつまり。。。
Eh~, so, in short...

Panel 6
しゅーぎ院解散の結果の総選挙で自民党が。。。
衆議院解散の結果の総選挙で自民党が
The election's consequences of the dissolution of the House of Representatives in the Liberal-Democratic Party...
*In Japanese, "shuugi" (congratulations) and "shuugiin" (House of Representatives) sound alike.

やっぱり知らないんだ
I thought so, he doesn't know.

Panel 7
じゃあおまえは知ってるのか
Then you know?

もちろん
Of course.

Panel 8
言ってみろ
Say it.

その手にはのらない
That trick won't work.

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祝儀不祝儀というと結婚式やお葬式のことだろう？殿下はあいさつを知らないのか？
What about celebrations and disasters like weddings and funerals? His Highness doesn't know the proper responses?

あまりそういう席に出る機会がないし、殿下の性格から言ってもまともなあいさつを知ってるわけがない
There's not many chances for him to go out in public, there's no way someone of His Highness' personality knows normal responses.

Panel 2
殿下　もしお友だちの所に子供がうまれたらどうします？
Your Highness, if a friend gave birth to a child what would you do?

もちろんお祝いに行く
Go congratulate them of course.

Panel 3
やってみよう
Try it.

オギャー
Ogyaaah

Panel 4
このたびはごしゅうしょうさまで
You have my condolences.

しょっぱなからこれだ
Right from the start.

Panel 5
これはつまらない物ですが
It's not much but take this.

ご霊前
Before the spirit of the deceased.

Panel 6
かわいい子ですねえ。 本当にだんな様の子供ですか？
That's a cute kid, isn't it? Is it really your husband's?

あの~
Umm~

Panel 7
赤ちゃんのお年は
How many years is the baby?

年ったって　生まれてからまだ一週間しか
Not really "years", he was just born. He's only a week old.

Panel 8
初七日ですか？
The seventh day after death?

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わかってやってるんじゃないのか？
Don't you understand?

まともなあいさつを知ってますか？
Do you know a normal reply?

しかるになにゆえ田中先生が22万の大量得票を。。。
However, how Mr. Tanaka received 220,000 votes...

Panel 2
あいさつの言葉は知ってても、それをいつ使ったらいいかわからないんだ。だからおかしなことになる
Even if he knows the words for a response, he doesn't know when to use them. So it's weird.

殿下にも意外な弱点があったんだなあ
Even His Highness has an unexpected weakness.

Panel 3
えーい、さっきから好きほうだい言いおって！ぼくだっていざという時のあいさつくらい心得とるわい！
Eeeh, I was saying what I wanted a bit ago! Even I know proper responses when it's important!

Panel 4
オギャー
Ogyaaah

Panel 5
どこでひろってきたんです
Where did you pick that up?

どこが心得てるって？
How is that right?

Panel 6
ちゃんとあいさつをしたことがあると言うなら、その時のことを教えてほしいものですな
I want to teach you proper responses if something happens.

ウリウリ
Uri uri - Squish squish

えーと。。。
Umm...

Panel 7
病気見舞いのあいさつ
Greeting a sick person.

顔色が悪いようだが、大丈夫ですか
You look pale, are you ok?

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Panel 1
合格祝い
A celebration of success

いやー、親御さんがお金持ちで良かった
Well, I'm glad your parents are rich.

Panel 2
使い所さえ正しければ別におかしなセリフじゃないんだけどね
If it was used correctly if wouldn't be particularly strange.

頭の中の回路がワヤクチャになってるんだろう
His brain is a train wreck.

ビョヨーン
Byoyoon - Sproing

Panel 3
思いだした！ぼくもちゃんとあいさつをしてほめられたことがある！
I remember! I've been praised for giving a proper response!

えっ、いつ？！
Eh, when?!

Panel 4
9年前
9 years ago.

Panel 5
そこまでさかのぼらんといかんのですか！！
You can go back that far?!!

まあ聞け
Now listen

Panel 6
あれはたしか9年前ぼくがまだ一歳のころいとこのアイシャが社交界にデビューするんで呼ばれて行った時
I'm certain it was 9 years ago when I was still one year old when I was summoned to go to my cousin Aisha's debut into high society.

Panel 7
冠婚葬祭のうちの「冠」本来は元服の儀式だがこの場合はパタイロの数多いいとこの一人アイシャの社交界へのデビューのこと
Among important ceremonial occasions, the "Crowning" was originally a ceremony of growing up. In this case one of Patalliro's many cousins, Aisha, was debuting in high society.

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Panel 1
リヒデル王国
The Richder Kingdom

Panel 2
陛下、マリネラ国王ご夫妻はご多忙のためパタリロ殿下が代わってごあいさつに見えられました
Your Majesty, The King of Malynera and his wife are busy, so His Highness Patalliro will give a speech in their stead.

おおさようか
Ooh, is that so?

Panel 3
ふにゃっ
Funya

Panel 4
おお、めんこい子じゃ、キャンディーをあげよう
Ooh, he's a cute child. I'll give him some candy.

Panel 5
シュルン
Shurun - Slither

Panel 6
ペロッ
Pero - Lick

Panel 7
一瞬変わったできごとがあったような
It looked like he changed to a moment.

気のせいでしょう
It was probably you imagination.

Panel 8
お式が始まります
The ceremony is starting.

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え~、本日アイシャ姫が12歳の誕生日をむかえられ社交界にデビューなされます。皆様にはお忙しい中お祝いにかけつけていただきまことに。。。
Eh~, today is Princess Aisha's 12th birthday. She will make her debut into high society. Thank you to everyone who took time out of their busy schedules to congratulate her...

Panel 2
お待たせしました姫君の登場です
Sorry to keep you waiting. Introducing the princess.

Panel 3
ワーッ
Wooow

パチパチ
Pachi pachi - Clap clap

Panel 4
ありがとう
Thank you.

どうもありがとう
Thank you very much.

Panel 5
ナカソンネン首相お言葉を
Some words from Prime Minister Nakasonnen.

うむ
Hmm

Panel 6
え~、今宵姫君が社交界にデビューされて名実ともに大人の女性になられることはわれら国民の喜びとする所でございます
Eh~, this evening the princess is making her debut into high society; she's becoming a woman in both name and substance, to the delight of our people.

Panel 7
精神的にも肉体的にも一人前の女性になられてこれからは立派なプリンセスとして。。。
She's becoming a mentally and physically independent woman and, after this, a splendid princess...

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Panel 1
パチパチパチ
Pachi pachi pachi - Clap clap clap

Panel 2
ニャッニャッ
Nyah nyah

えっ？はあ
Eh? Yeah.

Panel 3
うちの殿下もあいさつしたいと言ってるんですが
Our Highness says he wants to give a speech.

おお、それはぜひやっていただこう
Ooh, by all means.

Panel 4
トコトコ
Toko toko - Trot trot

あらっ？
Ah?

Panel 5
目立ちたがりなんだから~。あいさつの言葉なんて知ってるのかな
It's because he's a show-off~. I wonder if he knows the words for a speech.

Panel 6
人前に出たかっただけで何も考えていない
He just wanted to go in front the public, he hasn't thought of anything.

どうするかニャ~
What will I do, nyah?

Panel 7
まあいいニャ
Well, that's fine, nyah.

え~、こニョいひね君がしゃこーかいにデニューさりぇて、ニャー実ともにおとニャのニョせーになニャねにことは~え~
Eh~, this evenyuing the princess is making her denyu into high soshiety; she's beconyuing a wonyan in both nyame and substance~ Eh~

Panel 8
なんだ。首相のまねじゃないか
What? Isn't he copying the Prime Minister?

かわいーっ！首相のセリフをまねしてるのよ！
How cute! He's copying Prime Minister's line!

あんなに小さいのにかしこいのねー！
He's so clever for being so small~!

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せーしん的にもニャク体的にもいちにゃん前のニョセーになにゃねて~~
She's benyuming a mentally and fiscally indepenyent woman~~

Panel 2
キャーッ
Kyaaah

かわいーっ！
How cuuute!

こっち向いてー！
Look over here~!

Panel 3
受けたニャ
I succeeded, nyah.

ワーッワーッ
Yaaay yaaay

Panel 4
いやー、あの時ほどはれがましい気分になったことはなかった
Well, I hadn't been in something so formal.

まあ、あの時はいいでしょう。でもそのあとがいけない
Well, that time was ok. But you haven't been able to since.

Panel 5
というと？
Meaning?

去年のアイシャ姫の結婚式の時です
Last year at Princess Aisha's wedding.

Panel 6
何かあったかな？
Did something happen?

しらばっくれて
You're playing dumb.

Panel 7
冠婚葬祭のうちの「婚」言わずとしれた結婚
During the "marriage" ceremony, which was, needless to say, her wedding.

Panel 8
去年
Last Year

ネクタイ！ネクタイ！
Necktie! Necktie!

Panel 9
はい！
Here!

式にまにあわないじゃないか！何だってもっと早く起こさない！
Will I be in time for the ceremony?! Why didn't you wake me earlier?!

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Panel 1
何回起こしたと思ってるんです！！
How many times do I have to wake you up?!!

しかしリヒデルの老国王もたいへんだなあ
But Richder's old king has it tough, too.

Panel 2
リヒデルはすごく小さい国で、敵対する2つの大国にはさまれてるんだ
Richder is an extremely small country, caught between two large, hostile countries.

P国
P Country

リヒデル
Richder

S国
S Country

Panel 3
P・S両国のごきげんをバランスよくとっておかないと、あっという間にせめこまれて占領されてしまう。さぞかし気苦労も多いだろう
If he doesn't balance the peace between both P and S countries, he'll be attacked and occupied in the blink of an eye. Surely he has a lot of worries.

Panel 4
それでごまかしたつもりですか！時間がないんですよ！
Are you trying to trick me?! We don't have time!

ハッ
Hah

そうだった！
That's right!

Panel 5
腕章をつけて
おい、そこの袋にお金を入れといてくれ！
I'll put on my arm band.
Hey, put some money in that bag over there!

はい！
Right!

Panel 6
むっ！
Nng!

お餞別
Farewell gift

Panel 7
何です、これは！
またあ！
What is this?!
Again!

ん？
Hn?

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Panel 1
黒い腕章をつけてどうするんです！
What are you going to do putting on a black arm band?!

どこかいかんか？！ちゃんと線香と数珠も持ったぞ！
Is something wrong?! I have the incense sticks and prayer beads!

Panel 2
これから結婚式に行くんですよ！わかってるんですか！
We're going to a wedding! Don't you know that?!

えっ、あっ、そうか！
Eh, ah, I see!

Panel 3
いやあ、ぼくとしたことが勘ちがいしてしまった。待っててくれ着がえてくる
Oh no, I misunderstood. Wait here, I'll change.

Panel 4
まったく
Really

Panel 5
さあ、行こうか
All right, let's go!

Panel 6
バキーッ
Bakii - Thwack

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またまたリヒデル王国
Once again the Richder kingdom.

Panel 2
ごらんなさいアイシャ姫のきれいなこと
Look, Princess Aisha is so beautiful.

えっ？何？何だって？
Eh? What? What's that?

Panel 4
失礼します。国王陛下がぜひ殿下に祝辞をたまわりたいと
Excuse me. His Majesty the King wants Your Highness to give the congratulatory address by any means.

あっそう
Ah, I see.

Panel 5
赤んぼうのころ受けたのを陛下もおぼえていられたと見える新郎は何者なんだ？
It seems His Majesty remembers me from when I was little. Who is the bridegroom?

警備隊の将校だそうです
I hear he's an officer of the guards.

Panel 6
大丈夫ですか。ちゃんとあいさつできますか？
Is this ok? Can you give a proper speech?

まかしとけ
Leave it to me.

Panel 7
昔受けまくった実績があるわい
Time to do it again like in the old days.

えー、今宵姫君が結婚式をむかえられまして
Eeh, this evening is having her wedding.

Panel 8
今宵？
This evening?

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Panel 1
名実ともに大人の女性になられることはわたくしの大きな喜びであります
To my delight she's becoming a woman in both name and substance.

Panel 3
精神的にはもちろん肉体的にも今宵一人前の女性になられるわけでありましてえ
This evening she'll become a mentally and, of course, physically independent woman.

Panel 5
ひょっとして昔のあいさつをそのままやってるんじゃありませんか？！
By chance are you giving the same speech you did a long time ago?!

うむ
Yeah

Panel 6
まずいですよ！意味がだいぶちがって聞こえます！
This is bad! The meaning is considerably different!

なにい？！言いたいことがあったらはっきり言え！肉体的に一人前の女性になるというセリフのどこが。。。！
Whaaat?! If you want to say something, say it clearly! How is a line about her physically becoming an independent woman...!

Panel 7
あ！
Ah!

Panel 8
ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

笑ってもだめです！歌でも歌ってごまかしなさい！
It's useless to laugh! Try to hide it by singing a song!

Panel 9
逃ーげーたーにょーおーぼーにゃー
*From "Lullaby of Roukyoku" sung by Hitofushi Tarou. It's an old style of traditional Japanese narrative singing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMr2VKmL0us&feature=related

(日本音楽著作権協会許諾番号第8645014-401号)
(Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers consent number 8645014-401)

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Panel 1
バッ
Ba - Bap

だめっ！いけない！やめーっ！
No good! You can't! Stop!

何っ？！いかんか？！
What?! I can't?!

Panel 2
3年目ーの浮気くらーい
The 3 year itch~
*From "Sannenme no Uwaki" by Hiroshi & Kibo.

Panel 3
別れてもー好きな人ー
You're my favorite person~ even if we break up~
*From "Wakaretemo Sukina Hito" by Los Indios & Silvia.

Panel 4
まあ、ちょっとしたまちがいだったな
Well, that was a petty mistake.

結婚式をメチャメチャにしたくせに
Even though the wedding was a mess.

Panel 5
そういえば例の爆弾さわぎはそれから3か月くらいあとだったっけ
Which reminds me, about three months after that there was a bomb incident.

そうそう、あれはたいへんだった
That's right, that was terrible.

Panel 6
国王とアイシャ姫ご夫妻の乗った車に爆弾がしかけられてたんだ
The King, Princess Aisha and her husband got into a car with a bomb in it.

Panel 7
姫君はたまたま忘れ物を取りに車を降りたんだが
The princess forgot something by chance and left the car.

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国王陛下とご夫君のカール大尉は大ケガをした
His Majesty the King and her husband, Captain Carl, had large injuries.

命はとりとめたものの陛下はそれ以来ずっと意識不明で寝たっきり
Although his life was spared, His Majesty has been in a coma ever since.

Panel 2
カール大尉も顔のキズを治るために整形手術をしなければならなかったんだ
Captain Carl had to have plastic surgery to fix the injuries to his face.

犯人はつかまったんだったな
They caught the offender.

警備隊員の一人だった
It was one of the guards.

Panel 3
国王を守るのが仕事の警備隊員がうらぎるとはなんたることだ
How surprising that someone whose job was to protect the king would betray him.

Panel 4
おまえたちは大丈夫だろうな
I wonder if you guys are safe.

殿下相手に爆弾なんかしかけてもしかったないもん
We wouldn't do something like plant a bomb to deal with Your Highness.

んだ
Not that.

Panel 5
どーゆー意味だ
What do you mean by that?

殿下にはやっぱり
For Your Highness of course

シュボシュボ
Shubo shubo - Mist mist

Panel 6
おまえらなー！！
You guys~!!

ボカスカボカ
Boka suka boka - Bam swish bam

Panel 7
殿下たいへんですー！！
Your Highness, this is bad!!

Panel 8
リヒデル国王がご崩御なさいましたー！！
King Richder has passed away!!

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Panel 1
冠婚葬祭のうちの「葬」
During the "burial" ceremony.

カーンカーン
Kaan kaan - Click click

お葬式
The funeral

Panel 2
突然でしたねえ
That was sudden.

意識不明のまま今まで持ったのが不思議なくらいだ
It's a mystery than he's been in a coma until now.

Panel 3
香典を持ってきましたか？
Did you bring a condolence gift?

Panel 4
寿
Live Long

Panel 5
式が終わるまでしっかり見張ってよう
Keep a close eye on him until the end of the ceremony.

まったく
Really

Panel 7
さすがに固い表情だな
As expected she has a stuff expression.

涙を見せない所がけなげが
It's a brave place for her to not show tears.

Panel 8
おっ
Oh

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Panel 1
ご主人のカールか？しばらく会わないうちに顔が変わったような気がする
Is that her husband Carl? His face has changed a lot in the short time I haven't seen him.

整形手術したからでしょう
Because he had plastic surgery.

Panel 2
お花を
Flowers

どうぞ
Thank you.

Panel 4
ヒヤリ
Hiyari - Chill

Panel 6
カール君
Carl

あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 7
パタリロ殿下
Your Highness Patalliro.

義理のいとこに殿下はよけいだよ
"Your Highness" is too much for a cousin-in-law.

Panel 8
天気もよくていいお葬式だねえ。こよみを調べたら今日は大安だそうでじつにおめでたい
The weather for the funeral seems to be nice. When I checked the calendar, it seems today is a lucky day. Truly happy.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

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Panel 1
いやいや
Well well

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 2
それはそうと去年の結婚式ではつまらない歌を聞かせてしまって失礼した
So anyway, sorry you had to listen to some dull songs at last year's wedding.

えっ、あっ。。。
Eh, ah...

Panel 3
いやあ、すばらしい歌声だったよ。ぼくなんか感動して聞きほれてしまった
No, you have a wonderful singing voice. I was deeply moved and charmed.

Panel 4
そうかあ？
Is that so?

やっぱり結婚式にはああいうおめでたい歌がぴったりだね
That sort of innocent song was perfect for a wedding.

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君が歌った歌のタイトルは何て言ったっけね。愛あればこそ。。。じゃなくて、ここに幸あり。。。でもなくて。。。
What was the title of the song you sang? It was love... No, happiness... not that...

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夫婦船
Happy Couple Boat.

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そうだった！
That's right!

しぶいのどに思わず聞きほれてしまったよ
I was naturally charmed by your masculine singing voice.

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あなた
Dear

あ！ちょっと失礼する
Ah! Excuse me for a bit.

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変ですね
That's strange.

殿下
Your Highness.

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おかしいですよ。国王は冷凍されてます
It's strange. The King is frozen.

なにい？！
Whaaat?!

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棺の中の温度が冷凍庫なみに低くなってるんです
どういうことでしょう
The temperature in the coffin is lowered to freezer levels.
What does that mean?

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冬眠してるんじゃないか？
Is he hibernating?

まさか殿下じゃあるまいし
No way. He's not His Highness.

どうもおかしい
Very strange.

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指紋を検出できるか？
Can you get fingerprints?

は？
Huh?

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あのカールと名のっている男。。。去年会った人物とは別人のような気がする。顔は似ているが全体から受ける雰囲気がちがう
That man calling himself Carl... He has an entirely different personality from the man I met last year. Their faces are alike but their personalities are completely different.

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国王が冷凍されているというのは確かなのか？
Are you sure the king has been frozen?

ほかの人間なら気がつかないかもしれませんけどね。調理番として冷凍庫と冷凍ものには長年経験をつんでますから
Another person probably wouldn't notice. I have years of experience with the freezer and frozen things taking my turn cooking.

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何かがまちがってる
Something isn't right.

調べろ
Investigate.

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調査の結果がでました
The results of the investigation.

Panel 2
フィルターから検出された指紋は警備隊から盗みだしたカール大尉の記録の物と一致しません
The fingerprints on the filter didn't match with the ones in Captain Carl's records that we stole from the guards.

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棺型の冷凍庫を作った男をさがし出し、おどしをかけて白状させました。何に使うのかは知りませんでしたが、おもしろいことがわかりました
We found the man who made the coffin and threatened him, and he confessed. He didn't know what it was used for but it was interesting.

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あの冷凍庫は9か月も前に作ったものなんだそうです
つまり爆弾事件があったころです
It seems that freezer was made 9 months prior.
In short, around the time of the bomb incident.

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ついでにもう一つ、カール大尉には二つちがいの兄がいました、アメリカで働いていて結婚式にも出なかったんですが、9か月前突然帰国してその後の消息はわかっていません
While we're at it there's one more thing; Captain Carl had an older brother, two years difference, who worked in the United States and didn't even attend the wedding, but 9 months ago he came home suddenly and there's been no news of his whereabouts since.

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以上の結果から一つの推論がみちびきだされます
9か月前の爆弾事件の時実は国王もカール大尉も死亡したということです
I've come to one conclusion from the previously mentioned results.
At the time of the bomb incident 9 months ago, both the king and Captain Carl passed away.

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アイシャ姫がなぜそれを隠そうとしたのかはわかりませんが
I don't know why Princess Aisha would hide that.

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と、いうことです。わけを説明していただきたい。
So, let's ask for an explanation.

Panel 2
いきなりたずねてきて何を言いだすのかと思ったらバカバカしい
You asked so suddenly that when I think of what you'll say it's ridiculous.

ホッホッホッ
Ho ho ho

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とぼけるのはやめてもらおう！証拠はそろってるんだ！
Stop playing dumb! We've gathered proof!

バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 4
今日はいとこ殿を愛するパタリロとしてではなくマリネラ国王としてきたんですぞ！
I didn't come and Patalliro who loves his cousin today, but as the King of Malynera!

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マリネラのダイヤモンドは今までに何度も陰謀の対象になっている。あなたの行動がそれにかかわるような物であればいとこ殿でも容赦はしない
Malynera's diamonds have been the target many conspiracies up to now. If youre behavior is related to that, I won't forgive you even if you are my cousin!

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なん。。。！
What...!

何を言ってるんだ！この人はそんなことには関係ない！
What are you saying?! We have nothing to do with those people!

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クラーク！
Clark!

いいじゃありませんか！あんな風に思われていてはあんまりあなたがかわいそうだ！
Isn't it ok?! I would be terrible if he thought that!

クラーク。。。やっぱりカールのお兄さんか
Clark... I know it, so you're Carl's brother?

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この人がどんな思いをしてるか知りもしないで！
You don't know what she wants to do!

だから説明してくれなきゃわからんだろーが！！
I won't know if you don't explain!!

Panel 2
クラーク。。。
Clark...

Panel 3
そうです、パタリロ。。。あなたが調べたとおり二人はあの事件のおり亡くなりました。。。
It's true, Patalliro... Just like your research said, two people died in that incident...

Panel 4
なぜそれを隠したんです？！
Why did you hide it?!

あの事件を起こしたのは警備隊の一部の者でした
It was some of the guards who caused the incident.

Panel 5
その者たちはP・S両大国のごきげんを取るような父の政策に反対していたのです
どちらかの国と同盟を結んでどっちつかずの不安定な状態を脱するべきだと。。。
People who opposed father's policy of maintaining peace with P and S countries.
They thought we should ally with one of the countries and get out of our uncertain unstable position...

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でもそんなことをしたらどうなります？！片方の国と同盟を結んだらもう片方が必ず危機感をおぼえてリヒデルに侵入してくるでしょう！
But what would happen if we did that?! If we allied with one country the other side would sense impending danger and invade Richder!

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そんなことになったら、この小さな国はいっぺんでメチャメチャです。小国は小国なりの行き方しかできないのです！
If that happened, this country would be in complete chaos! A small country has to do things the way a small country should!

わかりますよーくわかります。
I understand. I understand very well.

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あの時二人は死んだことが知れわたったら、おろか者たちがいきおいづいて同盟への道を走ったでしょう。その先に何が待ちうけているかも考えずに。。。
If they knew two people died at that time, those idiots would have gathered strength and pushed for an alliance. Without even stopping to think beforehand...

Panel 2
だからわたしは。。。二人が生きているように。。。見せかけて。。。
So I... made is look... as if they were both still living...

Panel 3
ワアアアア
Waaaaah

Panel 7
しかしその秘密もだんだん隠しおおせなくなって父君のお葬式をだすことにしたわけだ
こんな場合のために遺体を冷凍しておいたのはクラーク君のアイデアだそうだが。。。
But to gradually hide that secret you gave orders to have your father's funeral.
I hear it was Clark's idea to freeze the remains for that...

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あの二人は本当の夫婦でもないのに夫婦のまねをしてるわけでしょう。そっちの秘密がバレる可能性もありますね
Even though they're not truly a married couple they act like a married couple. There was a possibility that secret would be exposed, too.

おおいにある
Very much so.

Panel 9
いつもならリヒデルはお祭りの時期なのになあ
Normally it's about time to hold a festival in Richder.

今年はやらないだろう、国王が死んだんだから
They won't this year because the king died.

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Panel 2
パンパカパーン
チンドンチンドン
チャラーン
ドーン
Pan paka paan - Musical beat
Chindon chindon - Beating of a drum
Charaan - Guitar sound
Doon - Boom

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ピーヒャラ
ドンドン
ブッブッーッ
Piihyara - Whistle
Don don - Bam bam
Bu buu - Boom boom

何のさわぎ？！
What is this ruckus?!

Panel 4
バターン
Bataan - Slam

Panel 5
悲しみの王女様をなぐさめるためにパタリロ一座がやってまいりましたー！
The Patalliro Troupe has come to console the sad princess!

Panel 6
どうしたんだ！
What's going on?!

アイシャ！
Aisha!

Panel 7
ボケッとしとらんで国民にふれを出せ！悲しみに沈んでいても亡くなった陛下は喜ばない！みんなでおおいにさわぐんだ！
Don't stand around stupefied, notify the citizens! Even if you're depressed the deceased king wouldn't be pleased! Everyone should make a lot of noise!

Panel 8
ばあ！
Boo!

きゃっ！
Kyah!

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Panel 1
ワーイ
Yaaay

Panel 2
彼女に惚れてるだろう
It seems you've fallen for her.

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 3
好きならなぜ自分のものにしようとしない
If you like her why don't you try to win her heart?

なんだって？！彼女は弟の。。。！
What?! She's my little brother's...!

Panel 4
弟さんは死んだんだ。アイシャも悲しんでばかりいてはいけない。彼女には頼れる人が必要なんだ
Your brother is dead. Aisha can't always feel sad. She needs someone she can count on.

Panel 5
男一匹一国の王女をものにしてみちゃあどうだ
How about becoming the shining example of a man and win the princess?

わたしが。。。
I...

Panel 6
そして彼女を幸せにしてやってくれ
And make her happy.

Panel 7
わかった。。。ありがとう
I understand... Thanks.

Panel 8
冠婚葬祭のうちの「祭」本来は先祖をまつる儀式のことだが、この場合
若い二人の門出の祭り
During the "festival" ceremony, originally it was a ceremony to pray to one's ancestors, but in this case
It was a festival for two young people to start anew.

ポンポーン
Pon poon - Pow pow

パタリロ式冠婚葬祭入門/おわり
Patalliro's Introduction to Important Family Ceremonies / End

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