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ペンパル 
パタリロ!95
Pen Pals 
Patalliro! 95

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
わああああああ！！
Waaaaaaah!!

Panel 3
ハッ
Hah

殿下の声だ！
His Highness' voice!

Panel 4
ダッ
Da - Tap

待て！
Wait!

Panel 5
なぜ止めるんです！
Why did you stop me?!

落ちつけ、四百四十四号。
Calm down, Four Hundred and Forty Four.

Panel 6
でもあのさわぎは。。。賊でも入ったのかもしれませんよ！
But that ruckus... A burglar probably got in!

ワーッ
Waaah

ギャオーッ
Graaarrr

バタンバタン
Batan batan - Slam slam

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Panel 1
君は新入りだから知らないだろうが、殿下は一日一回必ず無意味にさわぐんだ
You don't know because you're new but His Highness makes a meaningless ruckus once a day.

放っておけ
Leave him alone.

Panel 2
ピタッ
Pita - Stop

シーン
Shiiin - Silence

Panel 3
おや？こんな風に突然さわぎがおさまるのはめずらしい
Oh? It's unusual for him to settle down all at once.

本当に何かあったのかもしれないな
Maybe something really happened.

冗談じゃない！
It's not a joke!

Panel 5
困った。。。
I'm in trouble...

Panel 6
殿下、盗賊ですか？！
Your Highness, is there a robber?!

バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 7
覆面をした三人組が金庫を奪っていった！！
A trio in masks took the safe!!

Panel 8
くそっ！
Damn!

ダッ
Da - Tap

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Panel 1
待てったら
Wait up.

Panel 2
本当は何なんです
What really happened?

これを見ろ
Look at this.

早く殿下のテンポに慣れることだね
You'll get used to His Highness' tempo soon.

Panel 3
請求書ですか？
Is it a bill?

文通相手から来た手紙だ
A letter came from my pen pal.

Panel 4
文通なんかしてたんですか
You write letters?

うがーっ！！
Ugaaah!!

Panel 5
殿下、そんなに興奮しないで！壁に頭を打ちつけちゃいけません！
Your Highness, don't get so excited! Don't hit your head against the wall!

Panel 6
よほどショックをうけたらしい
It seems he received a great shock.

四百四十四号ほっとけったら
Four Hundred and Forty Four, leave him alone.

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Panel 1
ふーむふむ
Hmmm hmm.

わーっ、まきこまれるー！！
Waaah, I've been dragged in--!!

Panel 2
なるほど、文通相手がたずねてくるんですね。このエラ∥サイパンてのは誰です
I see, your pen pal is coming to visit. Who is this Ella Saipan?

Panel 3
鉄鋼業界の大立て者コール∥サイパンの娘だ
She's the daughter of Cole Saipan, a big shot in the steel industry.

あれっ？！
Huh?!

Panel 4
やーいやーい先パイものせられたー
Hey, hey, my superior was taken for a ride too~

うるさいやい！
Shut up!

Panel 5
業界誌にのってた写真があまりにもぼく好みだったので、文通を申しこんだのだが今日いきなりたずねてくるというのだ！！
I liked her photo in the industry magazine so much that I asked to be her pen pal but she's suddenly coming for a visit today!!

Panel 6
困るんですか？
And you're worried?

大困りだー！
I'm extremely worried!

Panel 7
なぜ？
Why?

ピタッ
Pita - Tight

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Panel 1
黙秘剣
Right to keep silent

そーゆー立場じゃないでしょーが！
This isn't the time for that!

Panel 2
じつは年齢をいつわって文通していたのだー！！
Actually I lied to her about my age!!

ワーン
Waaah

Panel 3
えっ、いくつに？
Eh, how old did you say you were?

17

クスン
Kusun - Sniff

Panel 4
なんでまたそんな
Why did you do that?

エラちゃんは14歳なのだ！年下だとバカにされると思って
Ella is 14 years old! She'd make fun of me if I was younger!

Panel 6
おや、殿下の初恋のマデリーン姫にそっくり
Oh, she's just like Your Highness' first love, Princess Madeline.

そうなのだーエラちゃんに嫌われたくなーい！
Is she? I don't want Ella to hate me!

Panel 7
ごまかしてたのは年齢だけですか？
Did you just lie about your age?

日照権
Right to sunshine

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Panel 1
他に何をごまかしたんです！
What else did you lie about?!

身長百八十センチのスリムな美少年と書いてしまったー！！
I told her I was an 180cm tall slim beautiful boy!!

Panel 2
ええっ、何というだいそれた嘘を！
Eeh, what? That's a huge lie!

神をも恐れぬ大胆な嘘！！
A bold lie without fear of God!!

Panel 3
ぼくだってあと7年もたてばすばらしい美少年になるんだ！
Even I could become a beautiful boy in seven more years!

天地がひっくり返ってもそんなことは
Even if heaven and earth were turned inside out that would be

Panel 4
ない！！
impossible!!

これを見ろ！
Look at this!

ドン
Don - Thud

Panel 6
美しい
Beautiful.

こっちだ！！
Over here!!

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Panel 1
誰です
Who is it?

ご先祖のパタリロ7世だ
My ancestor, Patalliro the 7nth.

Panel 2
えっ
Eh?

Panel 3
というと。。。
Meaning...

宝物蔵で見つけたんだご先祖様が17歳の時の肖像画だ
It was found in the treasury. It's a portrait of my ancestor when he was 17 years old.

Panel 4
まさか！
No way!

いや、本当に裏にそう書いてある！パタリロ∥ド∥マリネール7世17歳！
No, it really says it on the back! Patalliro du Malyner the 7nth at 17 years old!

Panel 5
えーっ、すると殿下も7年後には！！
Eeeh, so in 7 years His Highness could also...!!

ニャッ
Nyah

Panel 6
うそだーっ！誰かうそだと言ってくれー！！
It's a lie! Someone is lying!!

天変地異が起こる世界が終わるー！！
A natural disaster will end the world!!

やかましい！！
Shut up!!

Panel 7
7年後にはぼくは今以上の美少年になるのだ。エラちゃんに書いたこともまんざら嘘ではなーい！！
In 7 years I'll be an even more beautiful boy than I am now! What I wrote to Ella wasn't a lie!!

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Panel 1
でも今は歩くブタまんでしょーが！！
But right now you're a walking pig!!

Panel 2
それならペンパルに会うのは7年後にしたらどーなんです！！
If that's true you should meet your pen pal in 7 years!!

ぼくが望んだことではないむこうが勝手に会いに来るんだー！
It wasn't what I wanted, she came here to meet me herself!

Panel 3
どうした、四百四十四号新人の君にはショックが大きすぎたか
What's wrong, Four Hundred and Forty Four? Was the shock too much for a newcomer?

Panel 4
いえ、この絵の人物素顔のぼくに似てるなーと
No, this picture looks like my face without make-up.

Panel 5
ピクッ
Piku - Surprised

バカ何てことを
Stupid, what are you...

Panel 6
身代わり
をさせよう！
にするなんてとんでもない！
A substitute!
You can do it!
There's no way I'll do it!

Panel 7
国王命令！！
It's the King's Orders!!

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Panel 1
国王命令
King's Orders

ズオオッ
Zuoo - Boom

Panel 2
うわああ、これにはさからえないー！！
Uwaaah, I can't disobey this!!

Panel 4
なかなかりりしいじゃないか
Don't you look gallant?

でもぼく何をしゃべったらいいのかわかりませんよ！
But I don't know what I should say!

Panel 5
心配するな、ぼくがお小姓に扮してそばについててやるから
Don't worry. I'll disguise myself as a page and be by your side.

サイパン嬢がお見えになりました！
I can see Miss Saipan!

Panel 6
来たぞ。いいか何とかうまいこと言って早く帰ってもらうんだぞ！
She's here! All right, I'll say something clever and make her go back early!

あんなこと言わなきゃよかったー！
I shouldn't have said anything!

あきらめろ
Give it up.

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Panel 2
おお、写真よりずっと美しい
Ooh, she's more beautiful than in the photo.

よ。。。ようこそ。ぼくがパタリロです
N... nice to meet you. I'm Patalliro.

Panel 3
まあ、想像通りすてきな殿下
Well, you're as dreamy as I imagined Your Highness.

Panel 4
ロマンチックなお手紙をいただくたびにきっとすてきな方だと思っていましたけれど、実物は想像よりもっとすてきでしたわ
Each time I received one of your romantic letters I thought you must be a dreamy person but you're dreamier than I imagined.

ロマンチックな手紙？
Romantic letters?

Panel 5
あの。。。ですね、本当にようこそ。。。あの。。。
Umm... well, it's truly nice to meet you... umm...

Panel 6
お目にかかれてうれしく思います
I'm glad I could meet you.

Panel 7
特殊な腹話術だから声はおまえにしか聞こえない。ぼくの言う通りにしゃべれ
I'm using a special ventriloquism so only you can hear my voice. Say what I say.

突然人間ばなれしたことをやらないでください
Please don't suddenly use superhuman abilities.

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Panel 1
お目にかかれてうれしく思います
I'm glad I could meet you.

ぼくもあなたのようにかわいい人に会ったのは初めてだ。地中海のように深い瞳、真紅のバラを思わせる愛らしい唇
This is the first time I've met a person as lovely as you, too. Your eyes are as deep as the Mediterranean Sea, it's like deep crimson rose is painted on your lovely lips.

Panel 2
ぼくもあなたのようにかわいい人に会ったのは初めてだ。地中海のように深い瞳、真紅のバラを思わせる。。。
This is the first time I've met a person as lovely as you, too. Your eyes are as deep as the Mediterranean Sea, it's like deep crimson rose...

Panel 3
どうなさいました？
What's wrong?

歯がういて
My teeth feel loose.

Panel 4
わたくし学校の休みを利用してまいりましたの。しばらく滞在してもよろしいかしら？
I'm used my school vacation to come here. Is it all right if I stay for awhile?

Panel 5
それはもういつまででも
You can stay as long as you like.

それはもういつまででも
えっ？
You can stay as long as you like.
Eh?

Panel 6
長旅でお疲れでしょう。お部屋へご案内いたします
You must be tired from your long trip. I'll show you to your room.

あなたは？
Who are you?

Panel 7
お小姓です。召使いに荷物を運ばせます
I'm the page. The servants will carry your luggage.

召使い？
Servants?

Panel 8
さっさと働け！
Hurry and get to work!

ひえ~い！
Hyeee~h!

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Panel 1
殿下、どういうことなんです。早く追い返すんじゃなかったんですか！
Your Highness, what are you doing?! Weren't you going to send her away quickly?!

美しい。。。
Beautiful...

Panel 2
うわあ、何を言っても聞きそうにない目！
Uwaaah, his eyes look like he won't listen no matter what you say!

Panel 3
普通の目じゃないか
Isn't that how his eyes always look?

よく見てください！
Look closely!

Panel 4
アップ
Up-close

Panel 5
わーっ、さかりのついた猫がこんな目をしている！
Waaah, he's making eyes like a cat in heat!

Panel 6
もうちょっときれいに言えんのか
Can't you speak a bit more clearly?

Panel 7
思えばぼくもう10歳
Remember, I'm still 10 years old.

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Panel 1
そろそろ結婚のことを考えてもいいころだ
I think we should get married soon.

早すぎます！
That's too fast!

Panel 2
エラちゃんみたいにかわいい子は二人といない！ぼくは彼女をお妃にするぞ！
There's no other girl like Ella! I'll make her my queen!

Panel 3
この場をうまくごまかしたら、あと7年会わないようにするのだ。17になったらプロポーズしよう
If we deceive her well now I'll make it so we don't meet for 7 years. I'll propose when I'm 17.

年齢差をどうするんです。7年後には彼女は21歳になってるんですよ！
What will you do about the age difference? She'll be 21 in 7 years!

Panel 4
そんなことはその時になってから考えればいいのだ！
I'll think about it when it happens!

Panel 5
始まったぞ~。殿下のそのうち何とかなるだろうって思考方法が~
It begins~. His Highness' thought process would end this way sooner or later~

それならなおさら早く帰した方がよかったんじゃないんですか？！
If that's so shouldn't we send her home soon all the more?!

それはそうなんだが。。。
That's true but...

Panel 6
好きな人とは少しでも長く一緒にいたいんじゃないか
Don't you want to be with the person you like as long as possible?

Panel 7
もう知りませんよー！！
We don't care!!

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Panel 1
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 2
荷物はこれだけですね
This is all the luggage.

ありがとう。重かったでしょう
Thanks. It was heavy.

Panel 3
いえ、これも仕事ですから
No, this is part of our jobs.

Panel 4
そうね
召使いなら当然だわね
Right.
It's natural for a servant.

Panel 5
さがっていいわ
You should go.

パタン
Patan - Slam

Panel 7
とまあ、こんなわけで身代わり作戦が始まったわけです
And so the substitute strategy was started for this reason.

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Panel 1
最初はとまどいがちだった、四百四十四号も
At first Four Hundred and Forty Four tended to be perplexed.

自民党本部の放火事件について。。。
About that case of arson at the headquarters of the Liberal Democratic Party...
*This happened in September of 1984.

Panel 2
いつの話題をしゃべっとなじゃ
When did I say to bring that up?

雑誌メディアの不利な点だ
It's a disadvantageous point of magazine media.

Panel 3
徐々に慣れてきて
Slowly he got used to it.

ワーグナーより一世風靡の方が好きだな
I like Issei Fuubi more than Wagner.
*Issei Fuubi Sepia is a group.

Panel 4
ところが慣れすぎたというのか三日目を過ぎるころになると四百四十四号の態度が変わってきました
However, as he got too used to it after three days had passed, Four Hundred and Forty Four's attitude had changed.

チュウ
Chuu - Squeak

Panel 5
国王のお仕事ってたいへんなんでしょう？
Is the work of a King difficult?

Panel 6
そうでもありませんね。結構楽しいものですよ
No, it isn't. It's wonderfully fun.

Panel 7
お小姓、茶を持て
Page, bring tea.

はっ
Yes sir.

Panel 8
なんか態度でかいなあ
What's with the grand attitude?

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Panel 1
のたくた
Notakuta - Squirm

ぐずぐずするな！
Don't take all day!

Panel 2
ジャバジャバ
Jaba jaba - Splash splash

Panel 3
はい、お茶！
Here, tea!

ガチャン
Gachan - Crash

Panel 4
なんだ、その置き方は！
Is that how you set things down?!

バシャッ
Basha - SPlash

Panel 5
ジットーッ
Jittoo - Glare

小姓が国王をそんな目でにらんでいいのか
Is it ok for a page to scowl at the king?

Panel 6
きさま、調子にのるな軍法会議にかけるぞ！
I'll court martial you for getting carried away!

身代わりをばらされてもいいんですか？
Even if your substitute is exposed?

Panel 7
失礼しました
Excuse me.

軽い食事でも持ってこい
Bring a light meal, too.

Panel 8
どーしょーもないグズでして
I can't do anything about that dullard.

ホッホッ
Ho ho

どうしてあんな不細工な召使いを使ってらっしゃるの
Why do you use such a clumsy servant?

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Panel 1
何なんだあいつはーっ！！
What's with him?!!

Panel 2
国王にこんなまねをして、ただですむと思ってるのか！エラちゃんが帰ったらしばり首だー！
He'll be sorry for treating the king that way! When Ella goes home I'll hang him!

自業自得でしょーが
You reap what you sow.

Panel 3
同じ隊員としてあいつのふるまいを見て何も感じないのか！
Don't you feel anything matching the behavior of one of your fellow members?!

Panel 4
そりゃあよくない態度だとは思いますが、でも弱味をにぎらせて若い四百四十四号を調子づかせてしまったのは殿下でしょう
I don't think he has a good attitude but the young Four Hundred and Forty Four is fueled by the fact he has Your Highness at a disadvantage.

Panel 5
身代わりの件をばらされたくなかったら言うことをきくしかありませんね
If you don't want it to be revealed that you're using a substitute you'll have to do what he says.

あーん！！
Aaahn!!

Panel 6
おまちどうさまでした
Thanks for waiting.

クスン
Kusun - Sniff

Panel 8
何だ、これは
What is this?

軽食です
A light meal.

Panel 9
レディーにこんな物を食べさせる気か！
You plan on making me eat a ready-made meal?!

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Panel 1
罰として裸おどり！
Dance naked as punishment!

チャンカチャンカ
Chanka chanka - Music

Panel 2
キャッキャッ
Kyah kyah

ばっかみたい
He looks like an idiot!

Panel 3
チャンカチャンカ
Chanka chanka - Music

グスン
Gusun - Sniff

Panel 4
ターッ
Taa - Tap

Panel 5
ウワーン、四百四十四号の奴、エラちゃんが帰ったらどうするか見てろーっ！！
Uwaaahn, That Four Hundred and Forty Four, you'll see what I'll do to you when Ella goes home!!

ワーッ
Waaah

Panel 6
そうはいきませんよ
You can't do that.

Panel 7
彼女が帰ってもぼくにさからったら電話でばらしますからね
Even when she goes home, if you defy me I'll call her and expose you.

なんだと？！
What?!

Panel 8
権力の座はすわりごこちがいい
Being in a seat of power is comfortable.

ハーッハッハッ
Haa ha ha

アーン、何て奴だー！！
Aaahn, you~!!

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Panel 1
スープはぬるい！
The soup is lukewarm!

ガチャン
Gachan - Crash

Panel 2
ただいま取りかえます！
I'll replace is right away!

Panel 3
カーテンが気にくわん！
I hate those curtains!

Panel 4
すぐ取りかえます！
I'll replace them immediately!

Panel 5
顔がまずい！
Your face is ugly!

取りかえ
I'll

Panel 6
られるわけないだろう！ぼくのがまんにも限度というものが
How can I replace that?! Even I have limited patience.

エラと結婚したいんでしょう？
Do you want to marry Ella?

Panel 7
よし
Ok.

Panel 8
アーン
Aaahn

Panel 9
その時
At that time

バタバタ
Bata bata - Commotion

Panel 10
あっ、おい！
Ah, hey!

急用だ！
There's urgent business!

ダダッ
Da da - Tap tap

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Panel 1
殿下！
Your Highness!

バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 2
殿下、ただいまロシアから帰りました殿下！
Your Highness, I just returned from Russia Your Highness!

Panel 3
バコッ
Bako - Thunk

Panel 4
殿下へのお話ならわたしがうかがいましょう！
If you want to talk to His Highness you can share it with me!

いててて！何を言ってるんです。殿下、例のウラル地方で産出されるダイヤの極秘情報を。。。
Ow ow ow! What are you saying? Your Highness, there's top secret information about the diamonds yielded in the Ural area...

Panel 5
バーン
Baan - Bam

Panel 6
入れ替わってることを皆に徹底しろと言ったろう！
You should have told everyone about the swap!

外からいきなりとびこんできたもので。。。
He dove in suddenly from outside...

Panel 7
今のは何ですの？
What was that just now?

さあ
Who knows?

Panel 8
いや失礼、ただの通りすがりの人でした
Well, excuse me, he was just a passerby.

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Panel 1
パタリロ
Patalliro.

Panel 2
話があるんだけど
I need to talk to you.

Panel 3
殿下のお友だちでいらっしゃいますか！
Are you friends of His Highness?!

何を言ってるんだ、パタリロ
What are you saying, Patalliro?

Panel 4
マライヒさんちょっとあちらへ
Maraich, please come over here for a minute.

ぼくはこのパタリロに用があるんだ！
I have business with Patalliro here!

わーっ！！
Waaah!

Panel 5
連れてけ！
Take him!

きゃーっ！
Kyaaah!

Panel 6
こんな時に限って何しに来たんだまったく！
Why is everyone coming at a time like this, geez!

ゼエゼエ
Zee zee - Wheeze wheeze

Panel 7
今のは？
What was that?

いやどーも、殿下のお友だちには変人が多くて
It was nothing, His Highness has many oddball friends.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

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Panel 1
おい
Hey

Panel 2
どうしたパタリロ、今マライヒが来たろう
What's wrong, Patalliro? Maraich should be here by now.

Panel 3
おまえら何か恨みでもあるのか！！
Do you have some sort of grudge against me?!!

何をさわいでるんだパタリロ
What are you fussing about, Patalliro?

Panel 4
仕事の都合で、ある少年と食事をしたのを誤解して家を飛び出したんだ困ったものだ
We had a misunderstanding about me having a meal with a certain boy because of work and he flew out of the house. I'm in trouble.

困ってるのはこっちじゃわい！！
I'm the one who's in trouble!!

Panel 5
ちょっと待って、どうも話がおかしいわね
Wait a minute, you said something very strange.

おかしいことなんかありません！
He didn't say anything strange!

Panel 6
パタリロ殿下のお友だちですの？
You're King Patalliro's friend?

あんな不細工な奴と知りあいになどなりたくはなかったんだが
I didn't want to become acquainted with such an ugly person.

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Panel 1
不細工って
えっ、じゃあパタリロ殿下っていうのは？！
"Ugly"?
Eh, then King Patalliro is?!

Panel 2
今君がなぐりたおした奴だ
The person you just knocked out.

Panel 3
ええーっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 4
本当に？！本当にあなたがパタリロ殿下なんですか？！なぜこんな嘘を。。。！！
Really?! Are you really King Patalliro?! Why did you lie...?!!

いやそれは。。。
Well, that...

Panel 5
ごらんの通り年齢とか容姿をごまかして文通してたから。。。
Because I misrepresented my age in looks in my letters to you...

そんなこと！
Because of that?!

Panel 6
はじめから言ってくれればよかったのに！年下なんて気にしないし、殿下みたいなふくよかなタイプって大好きよ！
I'd have been relieved if you told me from the start! I don't mind younger men and I love plump men like Your Highness!

Panel 7
怒ってないのか？
You aren't mad?

全然！どおりでどこか気品のある人だと思ったわ！
Not at all! I knew there was a refined person somewhere!

Panel 8
お友だちになってくれますか？！
Will you be my friend?!

よろこんで！
I'd love to!

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Panel 1
清い交際を続けてゆくゆくはぼくのお嫁さんに！
We'll keep up a pure friendship and someday you'll be my wife!

まあうれしい計画性のある人って好き！
Ah, I'm so happy. I like a man who plans!

Panel 2
それにひきかえ！
As for you!

キッ
Ki - Glare

Panel 3
何なのあなた！
Who are you?!

で。。。殿下のお付きの武官です
I... I'm His Highness' military escort.

Panel 4
バン
Ban - Smack

Panel 5
それなら使用人みたいなものじゃないの！使用人のぶんざいでよくもあたしをだましたわね！
If that's true then act like a servant! How dare you trick me when you're just a servant!

Panel 6
やれー、もっとやれー！
Hit him, hit him more!

この。。。
You...

Panel 7
そこまでだ
That's far enough.

グッ
Gu - Grab

Panel 8
一号！なぜ止める！
Number One! Why'd you stop her?!

殿下、いいかげんに目をさましなさい
Your Highness, stop being careless and wake up.

Panel 9
寝てるように見えるか？
Do I look like I'm sleeping?

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Panel 1
実はわれわれは四百四十四号にわざと殿下にいじわるをするよう命令してこのお嬢さんをテストしていたのです
Actually, Four Hundred and Forty Four was following our orders to be mean to Your Highness in order to test this lady.

何っ？！
What?!

Panel 2
もし中身も外見通りかわいくてやさしい女性ならお小姓をいじめる四百四十四号を見てまゆをひそめるなりたしなめるなりするはずですからね
If she was a cute and kind girl like she looked on the outside, she would have frowned and rebuked Four Hundred and Forty Four when he was being mean to his page.

でも実際は反対でした
But she actually did the opposite.

Panel 3
ところが四百四十四号が本当の殿下ではないと知ったとたんあのしうち、今度は殿下にこびを売りはじめて。。。
But as soon as she found out Four Hundred and Forty Four wasn't really Your Highness, she began flattering Your Highness...

Panel 4
マリネラ国王なら相手がどんなのでもかわないんですよ。四百四十四号みたいにスリムな美少年でも殿下みたいなXXXXでも
She doesn't care who her partner is as long as he's the King of Malynera, whether he's a slim beautiful boy like Four Hundred and Forty Four or a XXXX like Your Highness.

ちょっと待て、もっとはっきり言え
Wait a minute, say it more plainly.

ドン！
Don! - Bam!

とにかく！
In any case!

Panel 5
殿下はこんな裏表のある人がほんとに好きなんですか？！外見にごまかされちゃいけませんよ！
Does Your Highness really like such a two-faced person?! Don't let her looks fool you!

Panel 6
あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 7
な。。。なによ！言いたいこと言って！
Wh... what?! Say what you want to say!

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Panel 1
大金持ちのマリネラ国王と友だちになったら何か得するかと思ったけど、もういいわ！
I thought I could make a profit somehow if I was friends with a very rich person like the King of Malynera, but I've had enough!

ダン！
Dan! - Stomp!

Panel 2
あたしにだって選ぶ権利があるわ！何よ、このできそこないの月見大福みたいなのはこっちからごめんこうむるわよ！
Even I have the right to choose! I'm sorry but I reject this loser who looks like a moon-viewing daifuku!
*"Tsukimi Daifuku" is a sweet traditionally eaten in Japan while viewing the moon.

Panel 3
不愉快だわ！あたし帰る！
I'm sick of this! I'm going home!

バタン
Batan - Slam

Panel 4
ひき止めますか？
Should we retrain her?

去る者は追わず
Don't chase those who run away.

Panel 5
猿も弘法のあやまり。。。
Even monkeys sometimes make mistakes...
*This is a pun on "saru", which can mean "to run" and "monkey".

Panel 6
殿下
Your Highness?

命令だったんだって？
You had orders?

Panel 7
殿下のためだと言われまして。。。
I was told it was for Your Highness' sake...

Panel 8
さぞお腹だちでしょう。それでお気がすむならけるなりなぐるなり存分になさってください
I'm sure you're angry. Please kick and hit me as much as you want until you're satisfied.

バカを言うな
Don't say stupid things.

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Panel 1
よくやってくれたぼくはいい部下をもって幸せだ
I'm fortunate to have a good employee who would do so much for me.

Panel 2
殿下。。。
Your Highness...

Panel 3
騒動もおさまりマリネラに平和がもどってきました
The turmoil subsided and peace returned to Malynera.

Panel 4
そういえば、バンコラン少佐とマライヒさんはあれからどうしたんだろう
That reminds me, what happened to Major Bancoran and Maraich after that?

あのまま帰ったみたいだよ
It seems they went home.

何しにきたんだろうね
I wonder what they came for?

Panel 5
でも殿下って強いお方ですねえ
But His Highness is a strong person, isn't he?

四百四十四号
Four Hundred and Forty Four

はあ？
Huh?

Panel 6
だって失恋の痛手にもめげずにいつも通りふるまってらっしゃるから
Because he's acting like normal even though he had his heart seriously broken.

あのねえ、あれは強いとか何とかいう問題じゃなくてねえ
Umm, that's not a question of him being strong or anything.

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Panel 1
ワーッ！！
Waaah!!

ハッ
Hah

殿下の声！
His Highness' voice!

Panel 2
たいへんだたいへんだー！！
This is bad, this is bad!!

どうしました？！
What's wrong?!

Panel 3
文通相手のエリザベスちゃんがたずねてくる！
My pen pal Elizabeth is coming for a visit!

Panel 4
ほかにもやってたんですか！
Another one?!

年齢をいつわって文通してたのだー！身代わりの用意！！
I lied to her about my age! I need a substitute!!

Panel 5
いーかげんにせーっ！！
Stop doing that!!

アンギャーッ
Angyaaah

Panel 6
なるほど強いんじゃなくて、単にこりない性分なだけなのか
I see. He's not strong, he just doesn't learn from experience.

Panel 7
こうしてまた一人の若いタマネギがパタリロの性格に慣らされていくのであった
Thus, another young Tamanegi became familiar with Patalliro's personality.

ペンパル /おわり
Pen Pals / End

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チャンカチャンカ
Chanka chanka - Music