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カレードスコープ
パタリロ!108
Kaleidoscope
Patalliro! 108

ペロッ
Pero - Lick

うわーっこのスコープかれーど
Uwaah, this scopekaleido

ペッペッ
Pe pe - Bleh bleh

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
コメントする気にもならんがどーにかならんかこのイントロ
I don't feel like commenting on this intro.

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Panel 1
おかしいな
Strange.

Panel 2
さがしてるさがしてる
He's searching, searching.

スコープを隠したのがわれわれだとばれたらたいへんだぞ
It would be bad if he found out that we hid the scope.

Panel 3
危険は覚悟の上だ。あれを殿下にあずけておいたらもっとたいへんなことになる
I'm prepared for the danger. It'll be even worse if we left that with His Highness.

殿下がロンドンから帰ってきた時大さわぎだったものな
There was a huge ruckus when His Highness came back from London.

Panel 5
あっ 殿下のお帰りだ
Ah, His Highness is back.

お帰りなさーい
Welcome home~!

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Panel 1
留守中変わったことはなかったか
Nothing changed while I was gone?

何もありませんでしたー
Nothing at all~.

殿下がいなくてさびしかったでーす
We were lonely while Your Highness was gone.

Panel 2
本当に？
Really?

Panel 3
本当ですとも殿下がいないとマリネラ中の灯が消えたみたいで
Really. When Your Highness was gone it was like the light of Malynera went out.

帰ってきてくださってうれしいです
I'm glad you've come home.

Panel 4
ふむ
Hmm

Panel 5
モワン
Mowan - Smoke

Panel 6
何ですか それ
What's that?

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Panel 3
何ですかってば
What is it?

教えてください
Please tell us.

Panel 4
そうか。おまえたち本当はぼくに帰ってきてほしくなかったんだな
I see. You didn't really want me to return.

Panel 5
はあ？！そんなことありませんよ
Huh?! There's no way that's true!

なぜそんなことを言うんです
Why would you say that?

Panel 6
これは人の本心を見通す装置なのだ
This device sees people's true feelings.

ギックーッ
Gikkuu - Shock

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Panel 1
ぼくをぶちのめしてたたきだしたいと思ったろーが！！
So you want to beat me up?!!

わーっどうしてそんな本当のことを
あわわ
Waaah, how do you know the truth?
Awawah!

Panel 2
このスコープを通して見ればその人間の考えてることがわかるんだ！ぼくがいると宮殿がさわがしくなるから放り出したいと考えたな！
If I look through this scope I can see what people really think! You want to throw me out since the palace is noisy when I'm here!

いえ 決して決してそのようなことは
No, I'd never ever think that.

Panel 3
考えなかったか？
You didn't think it?

天地神明にちかって！
I swear to the gods of heaven and earth!

Panel 4
ぼくは正直な人間が好きなのだ。本当のことを言えば給料を上げてやるぞ
I like honest people. I'll raise your salary if what you said is true.

Panel 5
力いっぱい考えました！！
I thought it with all my strength!!

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Panel 1
今後一年給料なし！！
No salary for a year after this!!

Panel 2
わーん！！
Waaahn!!

Panel 3
一年間お給料なしだって~！！
No salary for a year~!!

この言葉だけは聞きたくなかった~！！
These are the only words I didn't want to hear~!!

Panel 4
さて聞きたくない言葉の時間です
Now it's time for words you don't want to hear.

Panel 5
この番組では各界のみなさんの聞きたくない言葉を考えてみます
In this program I think of words that people in various circles don't want to hear.

Panel 6
まず女子大生の方々は
First, female college students.

キャピキャピ
Kyapi kyapi - Giggle giggle

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Panel 1
女子大生卒業すればただのブス
When you graduate you will just be ugly women.

キャーッ
Kyaaah

おおっと いきなり強烈なお言葉が出ました
Oops, strong words came out suddenly.

Panel 2
もちろんこういう人たちばかりではありませんけどね。さて次は漫画家
Of course, they're not the only people like that. Now then, next, manga artists.

Panel 3
いつまでもあると思うな人気とネタ
Do you think popular jokes last forever?

ウギャアッ！
Ugyaaah!

こわいですね~。身につまされますね~
Scary~. It must have hit close to home~.

Panel 4
では兵隊さんなんかはいかがでしょう
Well then, Mr. Soldier, how about you?

聞きたくない言葉？
Words I don't want to hear?

Panel 5
そりゃあもちろんあれだね。核ミサイルを積みこんで発進してからこんな言葉が無線から流れてきたらいやだね
Of course it's 'that'. I wouldn't like it if I heard those words from the radio after loading a nuclear missile and departing.

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Panel 1
くり返す！これは訓練ではない！
I repeat! This is not training!

Panel 2
こわいですね~。ブラックですね~~
Scary~. Very dark~.

Panel 3
最後は社会派で決めたところで今日はこのへんで
さよなら
さよなら
In closing, that is society. That's it for today.
Good-bye.
Good-bye.
*A reference to Nagaharu Yodogawa, a movie critic.

ネバーナットウストーリー
Never Natto Story.
*A pun on the Never Ending Story.

Panel 4
あのスコープのおかげでだいぶ犠牲者が出たからな
We've suffered considerable casualties because of that scope.

Panel 5
73号なんかアラスカへとばされたんだ
73 was flown to Alaska.

隠しておいた方が安全というものだ
It's safer to hide.

Panel 6
変だなあ。どこへいったのかなあ
Strange. I wonder where is it.

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Panel 1
いろいろわかっておもしろかったのに
テレビの中にでも置き忘れたかな？
Even though it was interesting knowing various things.
I wonder if I misplaced it inside the TV?

Panel 2
カチャカチャ
Kacha kacha - Clink clink

Panel 3
バリバリ
Bari bari - Crackle crackle

Panel 4
ドッ
Do - Thud

ビーン
Biin - Veen

Panel 5
臨時ニュースを申しあげます
This is breaking news.

Panel 6
今朝未明 入院中だった。イギリスの上院議員T・カクマール氏が何者かに射殺されました
This morning before dawn, Senator T Kackmarl of England was sent to the hospital after being shot to death by someone.

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Panel 1
T・カクマールが？！
T Kackmarl?!

イギリス政界の黒幕じゃないか
Isn't he a string-puller in England's political world?

Panel 2
警察では目下のところ
Currently police are present at the scene.

こりゃあイギリスは大さわぎだぞ
England will be in an uproar.

Panel 3
パシャパシャ
Pasha pasha - Click click

Panel 4
犯人の目星はついてるんですか？！
What was the suspect's motive?!

過激派から犯行声明があったそうですが？！
Is it true that extremists have claimed responsibility?!

Panel 5
鋭意調査中だ！そのほかのノーコメント！
We're in the middle of a serious investigation! No other comments!

警察部長！
Police chief!

Panel 6
バタン
Batan - Slam

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Panel 1
弱りましたよ
I'm stuck.

Panel 3
これで五人目です
There's five people here.

最初は暗黒街のボスホプキンズ
Originally it was Boss Hopkins of the underworld.

Panel 4
次は悪徳弁護士のカーソン金融業界の大物グレイムーア
Next was corrupt lawyer Carson and a big shot in the financial industry, Greymoor.

シュボッ
Shubo - Light

Panel 5
四人目は巨額の脱税をしていた医師のクレイグ
The fourth person was a doctor who evaded paying a large sum of taxes, Craig.

そして五人目がカクマール議員と
And the fifth Senator Kackmarl...

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Panel 1
落ちついてちゃ困る！犯人はいずれの場合もMI6の部員だと言って現場に侵入しているんですぞ！
How can you be so calm?! In each case the criminal said they were a member of MI6 and they raided the scene of the crime!

Panel 2
今回もそうだ！情報部の者だという二人連れが議員を殺害したんです！
This time, too! A team of two people from the information bureau murdered the Senator!

Panel 3
警官が警備していたはずでしょう
The police should have guarded him.

Panel 4
ちゃんとした身分証明書をもったそれらしい男たちがですね！議員の部屋に爆弾をしかけたという電話があったから調査すると言ってやってきたんです！その言葉を信じて部屋に入れたわけだが この場合やむをえんことです。警官に落度はない！
It's self-evident that the men should have proper identification! We investigated because a call came in that there was a bomb planted in the Senator's room! Believing those words, he went into the room, it was unavoidable in that case. The police aren't at fault!

Panel 5
しばらくしてのぞいてみたら議員は殺され 犯人は窓から逃走したあとだった
警官も一緒に部屋に入るべきでしたな
While you were looking for a bit the Senator was killed and the criminal escaped from the window.
The policemen should have gone into the room with him.

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Panel 1
危険だから近づくなと言われたんです！情報員の言うことにしたがったまでだ！
They were told not to follow because it was dangerous! They were obeying the members of the information bureau!

興奮することはない
Don't get excited.

Panel 2
誰が興奮してますかっ！
Who's excited?!

Panel 3
とにかくMI6の部員と名のる男たちが犯罪をくり返しているんです。われわれとしても放ってはおけない全力をあげて調査しますよ
Anyway, men who have called themselves members of MI6 have repeated the crimes. We can't leave it alone. I'll do everything in my power to investigate.

Panel 4
頼みますぞ。情報部の信用にもかかわりますからな
I'll leave it to you. Because you're also concerned about the honesty of the information bureau.

パタン
Patan - Click

Panel 5
少佐
Major.

Panel 6
警官は犯人の顔を見ていません。二人とも帽子を目深にかぶりマスクをしていたそうです
The police didn't see the criminal's faces. It seems both were wearing hats over their eyes and masks.

そうか
I see.

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Panel 1
しかしMI6の名をかたるとは太い奴らですな
But they were both fat guys who claimed to be MI6.

ニセの証明書なんかどこで手に入れたんでしょう
They must have gotten fake paperwork somewhere.

Panel 2
ニセ者とはかぎるまい
We aren't limited to impostors.

Panel 3
はあ？！
Huh?!

Panel 4
ちょっ ちょっと少佐 それはどういうことです！
Wa, wait a minute, Major, what do you mean?!

一連の事件の手ぎわが良すぎるこれはプロの仕事だ
Their skill at these chain of incidents is too good. This is a pro's work.

Panel 5
というとまさか！
But it couldn't be!

われわれの仲間のしわざだと思ってらっしゃるんですか？！
You think one of our colleagues is doing this?!

Panel 6
考えてもみろ。被害者たちにとりたてて共通点はないただ一つあるとすればいずれも法の目をくぐって悪事を働いていた連中だということだ
Just imagine. The victims have nothing in common worth mentioning. The only thing is that it appears they all went under the eyes of the law to do evil.

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Panel 1
ホプキンズにしてもグレイムーアにしても今回のカクマールにしてもしかり
悪人だということはわかっていても証拠がないから手出しができなかった奴らだ
Hopkins, Greymoor and this time the same goes for Kackmarl.
Since there's no proof even if we know it we couldn't meddle with them.

どういうことです？！
What does this mean?!

Panel 2
若手の部員か誰かが正義の味方を気どって害虫駆除を始めたのだとしたら？
Suppose a young member or someone pretending to be an ally of justice begins exterminating pests?

まさか
No way.

信じられない
I don't believe it.

Panel 3
少佐 本気でそんなことを？
Major, is that true?

わからん
I don't know.

Panel 4
しかしそういう可能性を見すごしてあとで足をすくわれるより うたがってかかった方がいいさっそく調べてみよう
But rather than overlooking the possibility and getting tripped up later, so it's better to be suspicious from the start and investigate immediately.

Panel 5
そりゃあ身内に犯人がいないとわかった方が調査にも熱が入りますけど
I know the members of our organization aren't criminals but I'm passionate about investigating.

その方法は？！
What method will we use?!

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Panel 1
部員同士見張らせるというわけにもいかんしな
We can't very well watch out for our colleagues.

Panel 2
全員嘘発見器にかけてみたら？
What if everyone took a lie detector test?

何人いると思ってるんだ
Think of how many people there are.

Panel 3
嘘発見器か。。。あの装置があれば簡単なんだが。。。
A lie detector test...? If I had that device it would be simple...

Panel 4
たしかパタリロが持って帰ったはずだな。さっそく持ってこさせるか
I'm sure Patalliro took it home. Should I make him bring it right away?

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Panel 1
ヘロヘロヘロ
Hero hero hero - Ring ring

Panel 2
もしもし。おお バランバランか
Hello. Ooh, Baranbaran?

Panel 3
バランコランだ
It's Barancoran.

いや バンコランだ
No, Bancoran.

Panel 4
例の装置を？そりゃかまわんが謝礼の方は？
ふむ それなら話にのろう
The device from before? I don't mind but what about the recompense?
Hmm, then I'll go along with it.

Panel 5
持っていくとするとまずあれを見つけなきゃいけないんだがこれだけさがしてないとなると
If I'm going to bring it first I have to find it but I'm not just going to search.

チン
Chin - Click

Panel 6
あーいそがしい
Aah, so busy.

あーいそがしい
Aah, so busy.

ふむ
Hmm

Panel 7
バーン！
Baan! - Baam!

おふれ 
Notice

Panel 8
えっ スコープをさがしだした者には金貨百枚？！
Eh, one hundred gold coins for the person who finds the scope?!

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Panel 1
ジャラジャラ
Jara jara - Clink clink

Panel 2
さあ 早い者勝ちだよ。誰でもスコープを見つけた人にはこの金貨をあげるよ！
All right, first come, first served. I'll reward anyone who finds the scope with gold coins!

バンバン
Ban ban - Bam bam

Panel 3
きっ 金貨百枚！あれだけあればたこやき君が何袋買えるか
One, one hundred gold coins?! If I had that much how many bags of octopus dumplings could I buy?!

待て！
Wait!

Panel 4
落ちつくんだ。スコープを持っていったところで殿下が金貨をくれるはずがないじゃないか！
Calm down. It's not likely His Highness will give you the gold coins after he gets the scope!

ハッ
Hah 

そうか！
That's right!

Panel 5
殿下には何度もだまされてるだろう！みんな理性的になれ！
How many times has His Highness deceived us?! Everyone, be reasonable!

そうだったな。あやうく殿下の術中におちいるところだった
That's true. I almost fell for His Highness' trick.

Panel 6
どうした誰もさがさないのか
What's wrong, isn't anyone searching?

シーン
Shiin - Silence

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Panel 1
それなら金貨を一枚
In that case, I'll take this coin

一枚ずつふやしていってわれわれの気をひくつもりだ。みんな相手になるんじゃないぞ
Even if you increase it by a coin you won't hook us. You're no match for all of us.

Panel 2
へらそう
out.

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 3
もう一枚
And another.

Panel 4
さらにもう一枚。さあどうした 時間がたつほど賞金はへっていくぞ
And another and another. Well, how about it, the more time that passes the smaller the reward becomes.

Panel 5
もう一枚
And another.

あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 6
もう一枚
And another.

ああっ！
Aah!

Panel 7
もう一枚もう一枚！
And another and another!

あああっ！
Aaah!

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Panel 1
めんどうだ10枚ずつへらしていくぞ！
This is a problem, it's going down 10 pieces at a time!

わーっ！！
Waaah!!

Panel 2
早くスコープを持ってこーい！賞金がなくなってしまーう！！
Hurry and get the scope! There won't be any reward leeeft!!

わーっ！わーっ！
Waaah! Waaah!

Panel 3
持ってきたぞ。金貨は何枚残ってる？！
I got it. What's left of the reward?!

Panel 4
やっぱりおまえたちが隠してたんだな！！
I knew you guys hid it!!

きゃーっ！また殿下にひっかけられたー！！
Kyaaah! His Highness has deceived us again!!

Panel 5
おまえたちの処分はあとで考えるロンドンへ行ってくるぞ！
I'll think of your punishment later, I'm going to London!

やっぱり金貨はいただけないんですか？
I knew it, we don't get a reward?

Panel 6
くれてやるから勝手に食べろ
Since you gave it to me eat as many as you want.

えっ？
Eh?

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Panel 1
わーっ チョコレートだーっ！！
Waaah, it's chocolate!!

Panel 2
ヒースロー空港
Heathrow Airport

Panel 3
ただで手に入れた物でお金もうけができるなんて
うれしいなあ
Now that I have this I can make money.
I'm happy.

Panel 4
気分がいいから一発小咄でもやるか
Since I feel good how about an anecdote?

もしもし
Hello.

Panel 5
おお どこのどなたか知らないが小咄を聞いてください
Ooh, person from somewhere who I don't know, please listen to my anecdote.

はあ？
Huh?

Panel 6
沖縄県人がおどろいた
A person from Okinawa was surprised.

Panel 7
ナハッ
Naha!
*Naha is the capital city of Okinawa.

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Panel 1
失礼しました
Excuse me.

何なんだ
What was that?

Panel 2
わたくしこういう者です
I'm this person.

Panel 3
こういう者さんですか
Mr. Thisperson?

いえMI6の部員です
No, I'm a member of MI6.

Panel 4
バンコラン少佐の命令でおむかえにあがりましたお荷物をお持ちます
Major Bancoran ordered us to meet you and carry your luggage.

Panel 5
それはそれはしかし大切な物ですから 自分で持っていきます
That's nice but this is an important item so I'll carry it myself.

Panel 6
そうおっしゃらずに
Don't say that.

いや お気持ちだけで結構
No, I appreciate how you feel but it's fine.

Panel 7
持つと言ってるんです！
I said I'll carry it!

Panel 8
いいと言ってるだろーが！
I said it's fine!

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Panel 1
あんたケンカを売ってるのか！
Are you looking for a fight?!

おう 久しく人を殺さんので腕がムズムズしてるんだ相手になるぞ！
Ooh, it's been a long time since I killed a man so I've been itching for an opponent!

Panel 2
問答無用！かせ！
It's no use arguing! Hand it over!

あっ 何をする！
Ah, what are you doing?!

Panel 3
どうも変だな。おまえらほんとにMI6の人間か？！
This is really strange. Are you guys really from MI6?!

Panel 4
やかましい！
Shut up!

Panel 5
そんなものでなぐられてこたえるぼくではない！
I won't stand for being hit with something like that!

Panel 6
となりの空地にかこいができたってねー！
We built an enclosure in the neighboring vacant lot!

Panel 7
ブロック！
Block!

Panel 8
ゴッ
Go - Whack

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Panel 3
バンコラン！！
Bancoran!!

おっ
Oh.

Panel 4
パタリロか。どうしたんだそのケガは
Patalliro? What's with that wound?

MI6の部員と名のる二人組にやられたんだ！スコープも盗まれた！
A pair of guys who said they were MI6 did it! They stole the scope!

Panel 5
何っ？！
What?!

Panel 7
ラークとキャメルを呼んでくれ
Call Lark and Camel.
*Both are cigarette brands.

Panel 8
二人とも外出してますが。 。。。あっ ちょっと待ってください。今帰ってきました
They're both out... Ah, wait a minute please. They just came back.

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Panel 1
お呼びですかー？
You called us?

Panel 2
こいつらの部屋を調べてみろ
Search their room.

うむ
Yeah.

Panel 3
なっ
何ですか？！
Wha
What?!

Panel 4
語るにおちたな
You gave yourselves away.

Panel 5
パタリロに例の装置を持ってこさせることを知っていたのはおまえたちだけだ。そのパタリロがおそわれたということは。。。
The only ones who knew Patalliro had that device were you two. So when Patalliro was attacked...

Panel 6
ちょっ ちょっと待ってください。いったい何のことですか？
Wa, wait a minute, please. What in the world are you talking about?

パタリロ殿下に何かを持ってこさせるという話は何人かにしゃべりましたけど
We mentioned that His Highness Patalliro was bringing something to several people.

Panel 7
誰と誰に？調べればすぐわかることだぞ
To whom and whom? We'll know immediately if we investigate.

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Panel 3
あったぞー！
It was there~!

バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 4
やっぱりこいつらだ部屋にスコープが隠してあった！
I knew it, they hid the scope in their room!

キッ
Ki - Squeak

Panel 5
服装のセンスの悪い奴らだとは思っていたが。。。
I thought you guys had bad fashion sense but...

飼い犬に手をかまれるとはこのことだな
talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

Panel 6
すぐ司法当局に。。。
I'll take this to law-enforcement immediately...

待ってください！
Wait, please!

Panel 7
たしかに一連の暗殺事件はわれわれがやったことです！しかしこれも英国を思えばこそです！
Certainly we are responsible for the series of assassinations! But we were also thinking of England!

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Panel 1
法律の裏をかいて悪事を働いている連中はまともな手段では取りしまれません！われわれは天にかわってそういう奴らを処刑したのです！
They were outsmarting the law and committing crimes and we couldn't take them down with honest means! We executed them on behalf of heaven!

Panel 2
たしかにみんな殺されてもしょうのない連中ばかりだが だからといって彼らを裁く権利はおまえたちにはない！
Even if you only killed good-for-nothing people, it's not your right to make that judgment!

Panel 3
しかし動機の純粋さは理解していただけるでしょう？！
But can you understand that we had pure motives?!

それはどうかな
I wonder about that.

Panel 4
カクマール議員が殺された直後政敵のアンダーソン議員から何者かに巨額の金が支払われたという報告が入っている
これはどういうことだ？
Immediately after Senator Kackmarl was killed a report came in that a large sum of money from his political opponent, Senator Anderson, was paid to someone.
What is this about?

Panel 5
そんなことわたしは。。。
I didn't...

ハッ
Hah

Panel 7
おれはおまえに説得されてこんなことを始めたんだ。。。おまえ まさか私利私欲のために。。。
You persuaded me to do this... Was it really all for your own profit...

Panel 8
待て これで見れば本心がわかる
Wait. If I look I can see their true intentions.

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Panel 1
ガーン
Gaan - Pow

バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 2
ラーク！！
Lark!!

Panel 4
ラークやめろ！！
Lark, stop!!

ガーン
Gaan - Pow

Panel 6
何てことだ！
What is going on?!

信じられん。。。
I don't believe it...

Panel 7
パタリロ？！
Patalliro?!

恐ろしいものを見た。。。
I saw something frightening...

Panel 8
パタリロ！何を見たんだ！
Patalliro! What did you see?!

パタリロの見た恐ろしいものとはいったい何か？！自分の顔でも見たのか？！そんなこともないだろうが次回に続く
What frightening thing did Patalliro see?! Did he see his own face?! Something like this has never happened. To be continued next time.

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Panel 2
おまえの所で食事をごちそうになるのも久しぶりだな
It's been a long time since I've been served food at your house.

Panel 4
別に招待したわけじゃない
I didn't invite you.

Panel 5
しかしぼくが見た恐ろしい物が何なのか知りたがったのはおまえだ
But you wanted to know what the frightening thing I saw was.

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Panel 2
だから早く食べ終えて話せ！
So hurry up and finish eating and talk!

モシャモシャ
Mosha mosha - Munch munch

Panel 3
あー うまかった
Ah, that was delicious.

チッチッ
Chi chi - Hmm hmm

Panel 4
おい 食後のデザートは？
Hey, is there dessert after the meal?

ないよ
No.

Panel 5
果物くらいあるだろう
Maybe some fruit.

ない！
No!

Panel 6
ブドウかなんか
Grapes or something.

ないってば！
I said no!

Panel 7
ブドウを食べておどろいた
I was surprised you ate grapes.

Panel 9
キョホーッ
Kyoho~
*Kyoho grapes.

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Panel 1
リンゴを食べておどろいた
I was surprised you ate apples.

Panel 2
コッコーッ
Kokkou~
*"Kokkou" is a variety of apple.

Panel 3
コケーッコッコッー
Kokee kko kko~ - Cock-a-doodle-doo

キャッホキャッホ
Kyaho kyaho

Panel 4
早く話さんか！！
Hurry up and talk!!

Panel 5
そういえば今回ちゃんとしたトビラのページがなかったようだが
That reminds me, it seems like there wasn't a title page this time.

見開きで始まるから はぶいたんです
I left it out since I started with a two page spread.

Panel 6
そんなことしていいのか？
Is it ok to do that?

担当さんが始末書書けばすむことです
I'll just write the person in charge an apology.

Panel 7
ちょっとー
Wait a minute~

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Panel 1
それで何を見たんだ
Well then, what did you see?

あいたた。。。
Ow ow...

Panel 2
君のおどろくんだから 相当な物だろうね
If you were surprised it must have been considerable.

Panel 3
自分の顔でも見たか
Did you see your own face?

ちゃうわい！
つつ。。。
No!
In, in...

Panel 4
つまり。。。ぼくが見たのは。。。
In short... I saw...

Panel 5
ヒョオ
Hyoo - Fwoo

Panel 6
不気味な
A ghastly

Panel 8
豚だ
pig.

Panel 9
自分じゃないか！
Isn't that yourself?!

ちゃうっつーに！！
I said no!!

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Panel 1
あの自殺したラークとかいう奴のうしろに影を見たんだ
I saw its shadow behind that guy who committed suicide, Lark.

Panel 2
おどろおどろしくてまるで妖怪のような。。。
Like a completely eerie ghost...

Panel 3
ラークの本質が豚みたいだったってこと？
Lark's true form looked like a pig?

わからんがそんな単純なもんじゃなかったような気がする
I don't know but I have a feeling it's not that simple.

Panel 4
ふーむ
Hmm

トントン
Ton ton - Tap tap

Panel 5
ラークとキャメルが死んで一応事件は解決したわけだが。。。
Lark and Camel died and the case has been resolved for now but...

Panel 6
ほんとにそうかな。あの不気味な影が何だったのか。わかるまで安心はできんかもしれんぞ
I wonder if that's true. What was that eerie shadow? I won't feel at peace until I know.

Panel 7
グイ
Gui - Twist

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Panel 1
よしパタリロ。おまえ もう一度例のスコープを使ってMI6の内部をさぐってくれ
All right, Patalliro. Use the scope again to search inside of MI6.

Panel 2
ほかにもラークみたいな奴がいないかどうか調べるんだな？
To investigate whether there's anyone else like Lark?

そうだ
That's right.

Panel 3
割増料金さえもらえば喜んだやろう
I'll be glad to do it for an extra fee.

Panel 4
割増料金とはどういうことだ。二人が死んだ件に関してはおまえは何の働きもしてないんだぞ
What do you mean "an extra fee"? You didn't do any work in the case where two people died.

Panel 5
そんなことがあるか。ぼくがスコープを持ってきたから二人の正体がわかったんだ
Is that so? It's because I brought that scope that you know they're true forms.

連中の正体を見ぬいたのはわたしだ
I was the one who saw through them.

Panel 6
きっかけを作ったのはぼくだろーが！
I gave you the chance!

Panel 7
スコープを使って仕事をするのはこれからなんだから 最初に決めた料金でやれ！
It's not much work using that scope so make it was a fixed charge from the start!

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Panel 1
ラークたちの事件とこれからの仕事は別だ！
The work after the case with Lark and them is different!

事件がまだ解決していないと言ったのはおまえだぞ！
You're the one who said the case still isn't settled!

あのー
Umm~

Panel 2
一段落したんだから今までの報酬は払うべきだ！
Since the first step has been settled I should get paid!

解決した段階で決めた分の料金は払う！
I'll pay part of the fixed fee for each resolved stage!

ぼくシャワーをあびたいんだけど
I want to take a shower.

Panel 3
スコープを運んでくるのにも労力は使ってるんだ！
I even went through a lot of trouble transporting the scope!

その分夕食を食べさせてやった！
You ate that portion in dinner!

勝手にやってて
Do what you want.

Panel 4
シャワーッ
Shawaa - Spray

Panel 5
カチャ
Kacha - Click

Panel 6
ギャーギャー
Gyaaah gyaaah

まだやってる
They're still at it.

Panel 7
ファーストクラスで来たんだからその分の運賃は認めろ！
Since I came first-class you should take into account part of the shipping expenses!

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Panel 1
ウソをつけ！おまえのことだ。エコノミークラスで来て差額を着服する気だろう！
That's a lie! It's just like you. You probably flew economy and plan on pocketing the difference!

いいけどね~
Fine~

Panel 2
ぼくもう寝るよー
I'm going to bed~.

ギャアギャア
Gyaah gyaah

Panel 3
おやすみ
Good night.

パタン
Patan - Click

Panel 4
いいコンビだ
They go good together.

ギャオギャオ
Gyaoh gyaoh

Panel 5
チッチチッ
Chi chi chi - Chirp chirp chirp

Panel 6
あふ
Ahoo.

Panel 7
静かだな
あれからどうしたかな
It's quiet.
I wonder what's happened since then.

Panel 8
モアッ
Moa - Smoke

うっ
Uh

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Panel 2
ハアハア
Haah haah

Panel 3
あきれた！二人とも寝なかったの？！
For God's sake! You two didn't go to sleep?!

Panel 4
じゃあいいな。交通費宿泊費の実費のほかに時給二ポンド三シリング成功報酬として別に四百五十ポンド
Then that's fine. Besides the cost of transportation and lodging expenses and an hourly pay of 2 pounds and 3 shillings, there'll be a separate contingency fee of four hundred and fifty pounds.

Panel 5
よかろう
Very well.

ハア
Haah

Panel 6
せこいなあ
That's stingy.

おっもうこんな時間か
Oh, it's this time already?

Panel 7
出かけるの？寝てなくて大丈夫？
You're going out? Will you be ok without any sleep?

Panel 8
コポコポ
Kopo kopo - Glug glug

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Panel 1
グビッ
Gubi - Gulp

Panel 2
まだ一杯のウォッカを一晩の睡眠のかわりにできるぐらいの体力はある
Instead of sleeping overnight I filled up on vodka so I still have strength.

フーッ
Phew

Panel 3
年寄りの冷や水
An old person's cold water.
*This expression means that an elderly person is acting in a reckless way.

やかましい！
Shut up!

Panel 4
パタリロ 一緒に来い。さっそく働いてもらうぞ
Patalliro, come with me. I'll put you to work right away.

Panel 5
先に行け。ぼくは一眠りしてから行く
Go on ahead. I'll take a nap then go.

ごうつくばりがどうした。時給制だってことを忘れるな
What kind of miser are you? Did you forget about the hourly pay?

Panel 6
わかってるわい！ゴチャゴチャぬかすな！
I know! Stop complaining about everything!

バタン
Batan - Slam

なるべく早く来いよ！
Hurry up and come as soon as possible!

Panel 7
ひょっとして一晩中報酬のことを議論してたわけ？
By chance were you arguing over the remuneration all night long?

もちろんだ
Of course.

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Panel 1
奴は時給二ポンド一シリングの線をゆずらなかったんだが五時間ねばって二シリングうわのせさせた
He didn't surrender a two pound one shilling hourly wage but after persisting for five hours I made him add two shillings.

Panel 2
わずかなお金なんかどうでもいいじゃないか。そんなことで一晩中議論してる方がよっぽど体力と時間のむだだよ。そうは思わない？
Isn't that a small amount of money? It's pointless to use up your strength arguing about that all night long. Don't you think so?

Panel 3
ぼくはスッポンみたいにしつこいのだ~
I'm persistent like a snapping turtle~.

Panel 4
パタリロ？
Patalliro?

二シリングうわのせさせたぞ~
Give me two more shillings~.

Panel 5
五時間ねばったのだ~
I persisted for five hours~.

寝言だ
He's talking in his sleep.

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Panel 1
おい君どうした
Hey, you, what's wrong?

うっ。。。
Ugh...

Panel 2
このマンションに住んでる友人をたずねてきたんですが急に気分が悪くなって。。。
I came to visit a friend who lives in these apartments but I suddenly felt ill...

大丈夫か？
Are you ok?

Panel 3
ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Chatter

Panel 4
ザーッ
Zaa - Rustle

Panel 6
ありがとうもう平気です
それじゃ
Thanks. I'm fine now.
Well then.

Panel 7
ん？
Hn?

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Panel 1
おい君 新聞を
Hey, your newspaper.

Panel 2
ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Chatter

Panel 3
ま いいか。新聞くらい
Well, it's fine. It's just a newspaper.

Panel 4
ガヤガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 5
ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 6
どうしたんだ
What's wrong?

あっ少佐。変な物が。。。
Ah, Major. Something strange...

Panel 7
変な物？
Something strange?

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Panel 1
ジューッ
Juu - Steam

Panel 2
おまえか。ずいぶん早かったな
You? That was awful fast.

別に早くなんかないわい。おまえこそどこで道草くってた
I wasn't particularly fast. You were loitering around somewhere.

Panel 3
道草なんぞくっとらん！それより何だこれは？！
I wasn't loitering! More importantly, what is this?!

時給制だから一か月ばかりねばろうと思ってな。仮のすまいだ
Because it's for an hourly wage I thought I'd stick around for a month. This is my temporary dwelling.

Panel 4
アホかおまえは。おまえの仕事は極秘に部員の動向をさぐることなんだぞ！めだってどうする！
Are you stupid? Your work is to look at member's movements in secret! What will you do if you stick out?!

だからこそだ！堂々としてれば誰も警戒しない！
That why I did it! If I do something boldly no one will guard against it!

Panel 5
警戒しないかわりに気味悪がるわ！早く片づけろ！
They'll be spooked instead of on guard! Hurry and tidy it up!

うるさいなあ！
Shut up!

Panel 6
わたしが雇い主だということを忘れるな！
Did you forget who's employing you?!

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Panel 1
わかったわかった
I get it, I get it.

ビーン
Biin - Vween

Panel 2
バタンバタンバタン
Batan batan batan - Slam slam sam

Panel 3
スック
Sukku - Straight

Panel 4
行こうか
Let's go.

ズシーンズシーン
Zushiin zushiin - Thump thump

ああ~っ！神経が~っ！
Aaah~! My nerves~!

Panel 6
まったくあいつのやることというのは
Geez, the things he does...

バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 9
ザッ
Za - Swish

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Panel 1
△△山付近の樹海で十五・六歳の少年と思われる死体が発見された
The body of a fifteen to sixteen year old boy was discovered in the dense woodland near △△ mountain.

死後二年ほど経過していると思われ ほとんど白骨化している。身長約百七十センチ髪はおそらく金髪警察では他殺の可能性もあるとして。。。
It appears about two years have passed since his death; he's almost a skeleton. His approximate height is 170cm and probably had blond hair. The police believe it's possibly a murder...

Panel 2
グシャッ
Gusha - Crumple

Panel 3
なぜ今ごろ。。。！！
Why now...!!

Panel 4
さーてどういう具合に調査を進めるかな
Well then, I wonder how I should hasten the investigation.

Panel 5
とりあえずスポンサーにおうかがいをたてなくてはやり方がまずいと言って報酬をねぎられては困るからな
First of all, if I don't ask for my sponsor's opinion he won't tell not to do it a certain way. It'd be a problem if he tries to cut down the reward.

Panel 7
おや？なんか深刻だな。浮気でもばれたかな？
Oh? He seems serious. I wonder if one of his affairs leaked out?

Panel 8
ビクッ
Biku - Shock

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Panel 2
これは。。。
This is...

Panel 3
ハッ
Hah

サッ
Sa - Swish

Panel 4
バンコランだ
Bancoran.

少佐に匿名の電話がかかってきてますが
Major, an anonymous telephone call has come in for you.

Panel 5
匿名？！
Anonymous?!

名前をおっしゃらないんです。なんでも今朝の新聞のことでお話があるとか
He won't say his name. He wants to talk about the newspaper this morning or something.

Panel 7
わかった話そう
I understand. I'll talk to him.

Panel 8
秘技リモコン耳
Secret skill: remote control ears.

Panel 9
カパ
Kapa - Rattle

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Panel 1
シャッ
Sha - Swoosh

Panel 2
ピトッ
Pito - Touch

Panel 3
バンコラン少佐だ。君は誰だ？今朝の新聞の話とは？
This is Major Bancoran. Who are you? What do you want to discuss about this morning's paper?

Panel 4
記事がのっていたろう恋愛問題のもつれから君が殺したブロンドの少年のことだよ
You should have the story. It's the blond boy you killed because of your tangled up love problems.

Panel 6
だっ誰だおまえは！なぜそれを。。。！！
Who, who are you?! Why do you...!!

ゆっくり話がしたい
I want to talk to you for a bit.

Panel 7
今夜七時クロイトン街の二十二番地まで来い
Come to the Kuroiton Street address 22 at 7:00 tonight.

ガチャン
Gachan - Click

Panel 8
もしもし！
Hello?!

シーン
Shiin - Silence

Panel 9
ガチャッ
Gacha - Click

Panel 10
カッカッ
Ka ka - Tap tap

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Panel 1
バタン
Batan - Slam

Panel 2
バンコランが殺人を。。。？そりゃ犯罪者なら何十人となく殺してるだろうが。。。
Bancoran murdered...? If we're talking about criminals he's probably killed dozens but...

Panel 3
しかし恋愛問題でバンコランが人を殺すはずがない！
いや決してあいつの肩をもつつもりはないが！
But Bancoran can't kill people over love problems!
No, I could never back him up!

Panel 4
ポン
Pon - Poof

Panel 5
もってるじゃないか
肩を
You wouldn't
back me up?

Panel 6
つまらん冗談やってる場合じゃないな
This is no time for dull jokes.

Panel 7
これが今朝の新聞か
This morning's paper?

Panel 8
さっきの不気味な影といい これには何か裏があるにちがいない
And there was that eerie shadow earlier. There has to be another side to this.

Panel 9
えい パタちゃんの裏！
Eh, Pata-chan's other side!

パタパタ
Pata Pata

Panel 10
わーん ぼくってどうしてこうひょうきんなんだー！！
Waaahn, why am I being facetious like this~?!!

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Panel 1
二十二番地というとこの家か。。。
So street address 22 is this house...

Panel 2
やあやあ。ようこそ来てくださった
My, my. Welcome, please come in.

Panel 4
どうぞかけてください。飲み物は？
Please have a seat. Can I get you a drink?

おためごかしはやめにしよう用件を言え
Stop acting like you mean well. Let's talk business.

Panel 5
ふむ 一流の人間は時間をむだにしないものだ
結構
Hmm, a first-class human doesn't waste his time.
Splendid.

Panel 6
実はラークをあやつっていたのはわたしなのです
The truth is Lark was being manipulated by me.

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Panel 1
なにい？！
Whaaat?!

あなたのおかげでラークたちが死んだので困ってしまいましてねえ
It's been troublesome since Lark and them died because of you.

Panel 2
身がわりを見つけなくてはならんのだが そう簡単に見つかるものでもない。で とりあえずあなたの過去を調べさせてもらったのです。いや実にかがやかしい経歴をお持ちだ
ところがひとつだけ気になることがありました
I need to find a substitute but that won't be so simple, either. So, for the time being I looked into your past. Well, you actually have a brilliant personal history.
But there was just one worrisome thing.

Panel 4
2年ほど前あなたとつきあっていたミラノというブロンドの少年が行方不明になっていることがわかったのです
About 2 years ago a blond boy called Milano who was going steady with you went missing.

Panel 5
カラカラ
Kara kara - Rattle rattle

Panel 6
しかしあなたはそれについて調査らしい調査をしていない。これはおかしいと思いましてね
But you didn't conduct an appropriate investigation into it. I thought that was unusual.

Panel 7
シュッ
Shu - Swoosh

Panel 8
ぐっ！
Guh!

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Panel 1
どういうことか調べている所に今朝の新聞です。もしやと思いたしかめてみたら案の定死体はミラノのものでした
Do you know what the investigation in the newspaper this morning means? Maybe you thought when you checked into it that the body was Milano's.

Panel 2
ひょっとしたら。。。と思ったのは当然でしょう？
Perhaps... It was only natural for  you to think so?

Panel 3
一流の情報屋といえども人間だ。ましてあなたには折り紙つきのプレイボーイ恋愛問題のもつれからついカッとなったのかもしれない
You're a first class agent but you're also a man. To say nothing of your being a certified playboy, maybe you flew into a rage over boyfriend troubles.

Panel 4
そこでカマをかけてみたわけです。こうして出かけてきたということはあなたがミラノを殺したのだと解釈してよろしいんですな？
So that's why I asked you a leading question. So may I interpret your coming out this way as your having killed Milano?

Panel 5
。。。それで？
...And?

Panel 6
否定しない
結構
No denial.
Splendid.

Panel 7
おわかりでしょうな。いくら殺人許可証を持っていても一般人を殺せば殺人罪にとわれる
あなたの運命はわたしの胸先三寸にかかっているわけだ
You seem to understand. Even if you have a license to kill, if you kill an ordinary person it's murder.
Your fate depends on what I feel like doing.

Panel 8
どうしろと？警察に届けないのか？
What do you want me to do? You aren't sending me to the police?

そんなヤボはしません
I wouldn't do something so senseless.

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Panel 1
どうせあなたの手は血でよごれているんだ。ついでに害虫退治をやりませんか
After all, your hands are dirty with blood. You might as well eliminate a few pests while you're at it.

Panel 2
ラークのかわりをやれというのか！
You want me to be a substitute for Lark?!

その通り
Quite so.

Panel 3
法で裁けない悪人共を退治して世の中を良くするんです。人のためになることですよ
You'll eradicate evil men who don't follow the law and make the world a better place. It's for the people.

Panel 4
調子のいいことを言うな！誰かを殺してはそいつがいなくなって喜ぶ奴から金を受け取っているんだろう！
Don't double talk! When someone is killed you receive money for getting rid of that person!

Panel 5
サービスに対する当然の報酬です。わたしだってかすみを食べてるわけじゃない
It's a natural reward for the service. Not even I can live on air.

Panel 6
いかがです？いやとおっしゃるなら残念ながら警察に電話しなくてはならないが
How about it? If you say "no" I'm afraid I'll have to call the police.

カチャ
Kacha - Click

Panel 7
さあ
Well?

Panel 9
さあ！
Well?!

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Panel 1
さあさあさあ！
Well well well?!

Panel 2
さあ！！
Well!!

わーっ？！
Waaah?!

Panel 3
パタリロ？！
Patalliro?!

バンコラン こんな奴の口車にのせられるんじゃないぞ！
Bancoran, don't be taken in by his cajolery!

Panel 4
おまえ 今の話を！
You, that story just now...!

聞いた！しかし安心しろ。ミラノという少年の件はこいつのでっちあげだ！
I heard it! But relax. This guy fabricated the story about Milano!

Panel 5
でっちあげ？！どういうことだ！
Fabricated?! How?!

Panel 6
ぼくにもよくわからんのだがとにかく死体なんか見つかっちゃいない！
Even I don't know that but anyhow there wasn't any body found!

Panel 7
これはおまえが見ていたタイムズの朝刊だが これがウソっぱちなんだ
This is the Times Newspaper you saw but it's a downright lie!

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Panel 1
念のためほかのタイムズを買ってみたんだ。死体発見の記事なんかどこにものってなかったタイムズ本社に電話してもそんな話は知らないということだ
Just to be sure I bought another Times. There wasn't an article about finding a dead body anywhere. Even the Times' head office didn't know about the story when I called them.

Panel 2
つまりこれはおまえに見せるために特別に作らせた物なんだ！
In other words, this was specially made to show you!

Panel 3
し。。。しかしわたしがミラノを殺したのは事実だ！
B... But, it's true that I killed Milano!

そこがおかしい
That's strange.

Panel 4
長年おまえを知っているがそんなことをする男じゃない。だいたいミラノというのは何者なんだ。どこで知りあった
I've known you for many years but you're not a man who would do something like that. What can you tell me about Milano? Where did you meet him?

Panel 5
それは。。。
I...

Panel 6
恋愛問題のもつれというのは？
What love problems were you having?

そ。。。それは。。。
I... that...

Panel 7
わからん。。。思いだせない
I don't know... I can't remember.

そーれみろ！人を殺してその原因を忘れるなんてことがあると思うか？！
See that?! How could you forget the reason why you killed a person?!

Panel 8
こいつがおまえに何かしたにちがいないぞ！バンコラン こいつを取り押さえて白状させよう！
He must have done something to you! Bancoran, arrest this guy and make him confess!

Panel 9
ちっ！せっかくうまくいきかけていたのに！
Damn! This is going badly!

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Panel 1
チャッ
Cha - Click

Panel 2
カッ
Ka - Light

Panel 3
眠れ！
Sleep!

チカッチカッ
Chika chika - Flick flick

Panel 4
催眠術！
Hypnotism!

Panel 5
そうだ！あの時も！
That's it! Back then, too!

Panel 7
大丈夫か
Are you ok?

Panel 8
カッ
Ka - Light

Panel 9
眠れ！
Sleep!

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Panel 1
自己催眠 あいつをやっつける！！
Self-hypnosis, I'll defeat that guy!!

Panel 2
カクッ
Kaku - Wobble

Panel 3
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 4
ふーっ
Phew

カチッ
Kachi - Rigid

Panel 5
トコトコ
Toko toko - Trot trot

Panel 6
ブン
Bun - Woosh

Panel 7
ガチャン
Gachan - Crack

わっ！どうしたんだ！！
Wah?! What happened?!!

Panel 8
恐るべきパタリロの機転！相手の催眠術を逆用して催眠状態になったら無意識に敵をやっつける自己暗示をかけたのだ！！
Patalliro's quick wit is frightening! Taking advantage of his opponent's hypnosis, when he was in a hypnoid state he self-suggested he defeat his enemy and did so unconsciously!

ワーッキャーッ
Waaah kyaaah

ドタンバタン
Dotan batan - Thump thump

Panel 9
ギャーッ！！
Gyaaah!!

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Panel 1
チューッ
Chuu - Squeak

Panel 2
結局あいつは学者くずれで魔の7サイクル光線を悪用して金もうけをたくらんでいたんだ
In the end, he was a failed scholar abusing the repeated 7 cycle of lights to conspire to get money.

Panel 3
魔の7サイクル光線？
The 7 cycle of lights?

Panel 4
一秒間に7回点滅する光線は人間の脳波と一致して催眠状態におとしいれてしまうんだ。その状態でかけられた暗示は並の催眠術よりはるかに協力だ
A light blinking 7 times in 1 second will coincide with a man's brain waves and drop him into a hypnoid state. A suggestion given in that state would get more cooperation than one in a normal hypnotic state.

ラークもそれをやられたんだね
So he did that to Lark, too?

Panel 5
おそらくわたしと同じように過去に殺人を犯したと思いこまされ バラされたくなかったら協力しろと。。。
He probably made him think he had committed a homicide in the past like me, and to cooperate or he'd be exposed...

Panel 6
つかまりそうになったら自殺するような暗示もかけられていたんだろうな
He suggested he commit suicide if it was likely that he was going to be caught.

Panel 7
気の毒に。。。
Pitiful...

豚のように貪欲な奴に催眠術をかけられていたからあんな不気味な影な見えたわけか
I saw an eerie shadow since he was hypnotized by someone greedy like a pig.

Panel 8
とにかく今度はおまえに助けられた礼を言うぞ
Anyhow, I'd like to thank you for helping me this time.

Panel 9
何を他人行儀な友人じゃないか
You don't need to be so formal with friends.

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Panel 1
さあこれは約束の謝礼だ。成功報酬四百五十ポンドと一日分の時給
Now then, here's the promised remuneration.  The completion bonus of 450 pounds and one day's hourly pay.

Panel 2
ちょっと待て。おまえはぼくに助けられたんだぞ。
Wait a minute. I saved you.

それがどうした
What about it?

Panel 3
感謝の気持ちはないのか
Don't you feel grateful?

というと？
Meaning?

Panel 4
感謝の気持ちを形にしてあらわせと言うんだ！
I'm saying to put your feelings of gratitude into this!

バン！
Ban! - Bam!

Panel 5
金額のうわのせなぞできんぞ！最初からの約束だ！！
I can't give you extra money! This is what was promised from the start!!

ドン！
Don! - Thud!

Panel 6
おまえぼくに助けられなかったらどうなってたと思うんだ！
Think of what would have happened if I hadn't saved you!

助けてくれと頼んだわけじゃない！
I didn't ask you to save me!

また始まった。。。
They're starting up again...

Panel 7
かたつむり枝にはい神 空にしろしめす
The snail is on his branch, God is in Heaven

Panel 8
すべてこの世はこともなし
All is right with the world.

ギャーギャー
Gyaaah gyaaah

カレードスコープ/おわり
Kaleidoscope / End