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パタランの五つ星
パタリロ!146
Five Stars of Pataran
Patalliro! 146

パタランの五つ星
うーむ深い意味のありそうなタイトルだ。じっさいはそーでもないんだけどね
おいおい
Five Stars of Pataran
Hmm, this title seems like it has a deep meaning. In reality that's not true.
Hey ho

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
ジャーン！！
Shaan!! - Whish!!

Panel 3
ああああ！
Aaaah!

Panel 4
フッフッフッ
Hu huh u

Panel 5
やっやめてくれお願いだ！
S, stop, please!

Panel 6
カチッ
Kachi - Rattle

ブーン！
Buun! - Whirr!

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Panel 1
ブーン
Buun - Whirr

うわわわ！
Uwawawah!

Panel 2
ジーッ
Jii - Whirr

ガガガガ
Ga ga ga ga - Clack clack clack clack

ギャアアア
Gyaaaa

Panel 3
アアアアアア
aaaaaah!

Panel 4
カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 5
はい けっこうです。うがいをしてください
Yes, splendid. Please rinse.

あが~~~
Agaaah~

Panel 6
さすがの殿下も歯医者さんだけは苦手らしい
As expected, His Highness can handle anything but dentists.

あれは誰だって苦手だよ
No one can.

Panel 7
ガラガラガラ
Gara gara gara - Gurgle

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Panel 1
ゴクン！
Gokun! - Gulp!

何度も言うようですが飲みこまずにはきだしてくれませんか
Even though I've told you repeatedly you're not going to spit it out?

Panel 2
そんなもったいない
It's wasteful.

いいですけどね
Whatever.

Panel 3
それでは来週また来ます。朝晩の歯みがきを忘れないように
Then I'll come back next week. Don't forget to brush your teeth every morning and evening.

はいはい
Yeah yeah.

Panel 4
殿下おつかれさまでした
Good job Your Highness.

うむ
Mm.

すごい悲鳴でしたね
Those were amazing screams.

Panel 5
あのポルナレフという先生 若いわりに上手だから痛くはないんだが つい条件反射で
It's not painful because that dentist called Polnareff is comparatively skilled though he's young but it's a conditioned reflex.

Panel 6
歯医者というとどうしても痛いとか恐いというイメージがつきまといますからね
Because a fearful image hangs around that it's going to hurt when you say "dentist".

いいなあ殿下はうまい先生に診てもらえて
It's fine. Your Highness has a skilled dentist to examine you.

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Panel 1
えっ？
Eh?

西ドイツの大使館にいたころ ひどい歯医者にあたってえらい目にあったんだ
When we were in the Embassy in West Germany, we had a terrible dentist and suffered a lot.

Panel 2
上手な先生をさがさないからさ
Because we didn't look for a skilled dentist.

ポルナレフ先生はわざわざフランスから来てもらってるんだよ
We brought Doctor Polnareff in from France.

Panel 3
フランス大使館の連中の紹介だったのか？
Did the group at the French Embassy introduce you?

そうです。殿下が虫歯で困ってると言ったら近所に上手な先生がいるということで。。。
Yes. When we said Your Highness was being bothered by a cavity we were told a skilled dentist was in the neighborhood...

Panel 4
西ドイツで行ったのも立派な病院だったけどなあ
Although there were splendid hospitals in West Germany.

外見だけじゃわからないよ
You can't tell from appearances.

Panel 5
こと歯医者さん選びに関しては人の評判を聞くのが一番だね
As far as choosing a dentist, it's best to ask about their reputation.

ほかに目安がないからねえ
Because there aren't no other general guidelines.

Panel 6
目安か
Guidelines?

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Panel 1
あっ殿下が何か考え始めた！
Ah, His Highness is starting to think of something!

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 2
なんだかいやな予感がする
Somehow that's foreboding.

う~~~む
Yeah~~~.

Panel 3
あいニャ！
Ai nyah!

Panel 4
パタランの五つ星ィ？！
The five stars of Pataran?!

Panel 5
なんですそりゃ！
What is that?!

おまえたちが言った通り 歯医者の上手下手は外見だけじゃわからない
As you said, you can't tell if a dentist is skilled or not based on looks.

Panel 6
その土地に住んでれば評判を聞くこともできるが旅先ではそうはいかない。歯が痛くて飛びこんだ所がすごいヤブ医者ということもありうるわけだ
If you live on the land you can hear about their reputation but not if you're traveling. It's possible you'll get a superb quack when you have a tooth ache in a place you've flown to.

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Panel 1
それで？
And?

おまえたちヨーロッパの知らない土地でレストランに入る時どうする
What do you guys do when going to a restaurant in a part of Europe you don't know?

Panel 2
そりゃもちろんガイドブックを見ます
We look at the guide book of course.

ミシュランなんかいいですね
The Michelin Guide is good.

Panel 3
あっ！
Ah!

その通り 初めてのレストランでもミシュランで星が三つついてればまちがいなくおいしいということだ
That's right. If a new restaurant has three stars in the Michelin it's going to be delicious.

Panel 4
その歯科医版を作ろうというんだ
I'll make a dentist's edition.

Panel 5
たしかにそういうのがあったら便利でしょうね
That certainly would be handy.

Panel 6
今度のアイデアは案外まともだな
His idea is surprisingly normal this time.

安心するのは早いきっとどこかに落とし穴があるぞ
It's too soon to rest easy. There'll be a pitfall somewhere.

Panel 7
このお話歯医者さんにかかってる時思いついたでしょう
Did you happen to be seeing a dentist when you thought of this story?

わかります？
You get it?

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Panel 1
殿下その計画には一つ致命的な欠陥があります
Your Highness, that plan has on fatal flaw.

うん？！
Yeah?!

Panel 2
AとBどちらの医者が上手か調べるには実地に治療を受けてみなくてはなりません
We would have to receive treatment at the actual place to investigate whether each dentist was skilled.

Panel 3
それはそうだ。でなければミシュランのような権威のあるガイドブックはできない
That's true. If we didn't then we couldn't make an influential guide book like the Michelin.

そこです
You're right there.

Panel 4
どこだ
Where?

でました使い古されてカビがはえてるギャグ
That gag is so old mold is growing on it.

パチパチ
Pachi pachi - Clap clap

Panel 5
しかしですね
However.

うむ
Yeah.

Panel 6
その場合同じ状態の歯の病気をもった患者が二人必要になります。同じ進行度の虫歯をどちらがうまく治すかで公正な判断がくだせるわけですから
In that case we'd need two patients suffering from the same tooth problem. Then an impartial judgment can be made by which fixes the same degree of cavity better.

Panel 7
その通りだ
I agree.

二軒の医者を調べるのに二人
Two people for investigating two dentist's offices.

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Panel 1
十軒の医者なら十人百軒の医者を調べようと思ったら百人の同レベルの虫歯の患者を用意しなくてはなりません。でも実際にはそんなことは不可能でしょう？
To investigate ten offices you'd need ten people. For one hundred you'd need to prepare one hundred patients with the same type of cavity. But isn't that practically impossible?

Panel 2
不可能か？
Impossible?

同じ歯が同じ程度の虫歯の患者を百人ですよ。無理でしょう
One hundred patients with the same teeth with the same tooth decay. It's impossible.

Panel 3
おまえたち虫歯はないか？
You guys don't have cavities?

Panel 4
ホッ
Ho

そうくると思いました
I saw that coming.

残念ながらありません
Sorry, but we don't.

Panel 5
全員一本も？
Not even one in all of you?

虫歯が一本でもあったらエリート集団タマネギ部隊には入れないんです
If you have even one cavity you can't join the elite Tamanegi Force.

Panel 6
そうか。よししばらく休憩だ
I see. All right, let's take a short break.

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Panel 1
あきらめたのかな
I wonder if he gave up.

さあ。。。
Who knows...

Panel 2
その夜
That night

Panel 3
夕食だぞー
Dinner!

ポクポク
Poku poku - Step step

Panel 4
わーい ごはんだごはんだ
Yaaay, food, food.

Panel 5
結局殿下はあれから何も言ってこなかったな
His Highness hasn't said anything after that in the end.

そう簡単にあきらめる性格じゃないんだけどな
I didn't think he was the type to give up so easily.

Panel 6
料理当番 今夜の食事は何だー？
Chef on duty, what are we having tonight?

Panel 7
ケーキ
Cake.

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Panel 1
こら当番これは何だ！！
Hey, what is this?!!

文句なら殿下に言ってくれ
Take any complains you have to His Highness.

Panel 2
殿下？！
His Highness?!

ハッ
Hah

フッフッフッ
Hu hu hu

Panel 3
おまえたちの食事はこれから毎日ケーキだけだ。虫歯が一本もない大勢の人間が同じケーキを食べ同じように歯みがきをしなければ同じように虫歯ができるのは理の当然
After this you'll only eat cake every day. If many people who don't have cavities eat the same cake and don't brush their teeth, it's only natural they'll get similar cavities.

Panel 4
パタランの五つ星計画に必要なまったく同じ病状の虫歯患者のできあがりだ
It will make the patients with the same cavity conditions needed for Pataran's Five Star plan.

フッフッ
Hu hu.

Panel 5
わかったらケーキを食え！虫歯になるまで歯みがきも口をゆすぐことも厳禁する！！
If you understand, eat the cake! Brushing your teeth and rinsing your mouth is also strictly forbidden until you have a cavity!!

ひえ~~~っ！！
Hyeeeh!!

Panel 6
もちろんタマネギたちは反抗しました
Of course, the Tamanegi rebelled.

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Panel 1
殿下横暴！
His Highness is a tyrant!

一撥
Strike

われわれの権利を守れ！
Protect our rights!

Panel 2
しかしパタリロにかなうわけもなく
But they were no match for Patalliro.

国全命令
King's orders

Panel 3
泣く泣くケーキを食べるはめになりました
And they found themselves tearfully eating cake.

ヒエーン
Hyeeen

Panel 4
数日後
Several days later

ウエップ
Ugh

またケーキか
Cake again?

Panel 5
もうケーキを見るだけで吐きけがする
Just seeing cake makes me want to vomit already.

うううう
Uuuugh!

Panel 6
もういやだ。こんな生活を続けるくらいなら死んだ方がましだ！
I can't take anymore! I'd rather die than continue living like this!

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Panel 1
お望みなら
If that's your wish.

命ばかりはお助けーっ！！
Spare my life!!

Panel 2
一か月後全員めでたく虫歯になりました
One month later all members had lucky cavities.

あいたた
Ow ow

Panel 3
ふーむ
Hmm.

のあ~~~っ！
Naaah~!

Panel 4
よしねらい通りみんなほとんど同じレベルの虫歯になったな
All right, everyone has cavities at about the same level like I wanted.

Panel 5
作戦開始だ。みんな各国の歯科医へ飛べ！！
My strategy begins. Fly everyone to dentists in each country!!

Panel 6
ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

あいたた。。。
Ow ow...

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Panel 1
歯医者にかかって治してもらってはケーキを食べまた虫歯を作って他の歯医者を調べにいく
They consulted with dentists and got them to fix them, then they were made to eat cake and they got more cavities to go to other dentists.

ウエーップ！
Uuugh!

あいたた
Ow ow!

ヒエーン！！
Hyeeen!!

Panel 2
たしたものでそんなことを三か月も続けているうちに各国の有名な歯科医の情報がだいたい集まってしまいました
This added up for three months and they gathered information on the famous dentists in each country.

Panel 3
こんなもんでいいかな
I wonder if this is good enough.

えっこれで終わりですか？！
Eh, is it over?!

Panel 4
小さい所まで調べてたらきりがないだろう。ご苦労だった
It would go on forever if we investigated every little place. Good work.

わーい！三ヶ月ぶりに歯がみがけるー！
Yaaay! We can brush for the first time in three months!

Panel 5
しかし国によってバラつきがあるのがおもしろいなあ。上手な五つ星はフランスに集中してて西ドイツなんか全滅じゃないか
But there's an interesting variation according to the country. There's a concentration of five stars in France. Wasn't West Germany completely wiped out?

Panel 6
うううう
Uuuugh.

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Panel 1
ケッケーキ！ケーキをくれー！！
C, cake! Give me cake!

あいつは？
He is?

ケーキ中毒になっちゃったんです
He has cake poisoning.

Panel 2
アホな奴だ
Idiot.

あーん 救われなーい！！
Aaan, I can't be saved!!

Panel 3
いよいよパタランの歯科医がガイドブックができあがりました
At last Pataran's Guide Book of Dentists was completed.

Panel 4
各国で売り出したところへたな歯医者にいじめられている人が予想以上に多く羽根がはえたように売れています
When he put it on sale in each country it flew off the shelves beyond expectations and many poor dentists were persecuted.

バッサバッサ
Bassa bassa - Flap flap

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Panel 1
おかげでパタリロのふところには印税がガッポリ
Thanks to that the royalties fattened Patalliro's pockets.

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 2
ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

Panel 3
ギャーッハッハッ
Gyaahaha

誰かとめてくれーっ！
Someone stop me!

笑いがとまらない
He can't stop laughing.

Panel 4
そんなある日
One day

こんなに売れるとは思わなかったなあ
I didn't think it would sell like this.

フッフッ
Hu hu

Panel 5
今度は心臓外科医のガイドブックでも作ってみるか
Should I try to make a guide book of heart surgeons this time?

はあ？！
Huh?!

Panel 6
おまえたちに心臓病になってもらってだな
I'll give you guys heart disease.

じょっ冗談じゃありませんよ！
Do, don't joke about that!

Panel 7
殿下！
Your Highness!

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Panel 2
これはポルナレフ先生
Oh, Dr. Polnareff.

Panel 3
患者さんにこれを見せてもらったんです。マリネラ政府刊行と書いてありますがこの本は殿下が？
A patient showed me this. It's written that it's a government publication from Malynera. Is this Your Highness' book?

Panel 4
だまってて すみませんでした。先生もランクづけすることになるので失礼かと思い お話ししなかったんです
Sorry I didn't mention it. I thought it would be rude to rank my dentist so I didn't tell you.

とんでもないことをなさいましたね
That's not the problem at all.

Panel 5
先生は五つ星ですよ
You would get five stars.

いえそういう意味じゃなく
No, I don't mean that.

Panel 6
すみませんが二人だけで話したいのでお人ばらいを
Excuse me but I'd like to speak with you alone. Please clear out everyone.

Panel 7
おまえたちむこうでケーキでも食べてる
You guys can go eat cake or something over there.

Panel 8
もう死ぬまでケーキなんか食べたくないよ
I don't want to eat anymore cake until the day I die.

ゾロゾロ
Zoro zoro  - In a group

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Panel 1
二人になりましたよ。どこからでもくどいてください
We're alone. Go ahead and seduce me.

ご冗談を
Don't joke about that.

Panel 2
とんでもないことというのはつまり。。。
In short, this is outrageous because...

Panel 3
このガイドブックで一つ星二つ星にランクづけされた連中が殿下の命をねらうかもしれないんです
The people who have been ranked one or two stars in this guide book may target Your Highness' life.

Panel 4
そんなバカな！
That's ridiculous!

ハッハッ
Ha ha

名誉毀損で訴えるぐらいのことはするかもしれないが
They probably want to sue me for libel.

Panel 5
本当です
It's true.

Panel 7
何か理由がありそうですね。歯科医が人の命をねらうというのはいったい。。。？
There must be a reason. Why would dentists target a person's life...?

Panel 8
部外者に話してはいけないきまりですが。。。やむをえません真相をお話ししましょう
We're not supposed to tell outsiders but... It can't be helped, I'll tell you the truth.

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Panel 1
このガイドブックを見ると一つ星二つ星の歯科医は西ドイツに集中していますがそれも当然で西ドイツには彼らの本部があるのです
When you look at this guide book the one and two star dentists are concentrated in West Germany, but, naturally, their headquarters is is also located in West Germany.

彼ら？！彼らとは？！
Their?! 'Their' who?!

Panel 2
黒医師ギルド
The Black Dentist Guild.

Panel 3
黒医師ギルド？！何ですそれは！
The Black Dentist Guild?! What is that?!

Panel 4
そもそもは悪魔を崇拝する異端者たちです。彼らは歯科医という職業を通じて人類に苦痛と恐怖を与えるために活動しているのです
They're heretics who worship the devil to begin with. They're working as dentists in order to bring pain and fear.

Panel 5
なんと！
What?!

Panel 6
そして彼らに対抗しているのがわたしが所属しフランスに本部を置く白医師ギルドこれは正しい歯科医道を世界に広めるために活動している平和的な組織です
And the White Doctor's Guild, that I'm part of and opposes them, has their headquarters in France. It's a peaceful organization working to spread honest dentists around the world.

Panel 7
なっなんということだ！それじゃ世界中の歯科医はそのどちらかの組織に所属してるんですか！
Wh, what in the world?! Then dentists around the world belong to one of those organizations?!

その通り
Yes.

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Panel 1
西ドイツの医師たちはへたなのではありません。わざと患者に苦痛を与えてそれを喜びとしているのです
The dentists in West Germany aren't poor ones. They purposely cause their patients pain because they enjoy it.

なんちゅーはためいわくな組織だ
What a nuisance for other people.

Panel 2
しかしこういう本が出版されたら彼らの医院を訪れる人はいなくなるでしょう。彼らにとっては致命的な打撃です
But if books like this are published people who visit their clinics will stop going. For them this is a lethal blow.

Panel 3
本がこれ以上売れるのをふせぐため また彼ら自身の恨みをはらすためにおそらく殿下を殺そうとすると思うのです
In order to prevent more sales of this book and to clear up their own resentment they'll probably try to kill Your Highness.

Panel 4
よくわかりました。しかし心配は無用です。マリネラには警察も軍隊もあるんです。一人や二人の刺客におどろきはしません
I understand. But it's useless to worry. Malynera has a police force and an army. A couple assassins won't surprise me.

役に立つでしょうか
Will that help?

Panel 5
えっ？
Eh?

黒医師ギルドの医師たちは悪魔から不思議な力をさずかっていると聞きます
Because I hear the dentists of the Black Dentist Guild are gifted with mysterious powers from demons.

Panel 6
妖術のようなものを使うのだそうです。警察や軍隊が役に立つかどうか。。。
It's said they use something like black magic.I wonder if the police or army will be helpful...

Panel 7
妖術ですって？！それじゃいったいどうしたら。。。
Black magic?! Then what in the world should I do...

Panel 8
おっそうだ！
Oh, that's right!

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Panel 1
ダッ
Da - Tap

殿下？！
Your Highness?!

Panel 2
おーい誰か日本へ使いに行けー！大急ぎだー！！
Heeey, I need a messenger to go to Japan! Hurry!!

Panel 3
日本。。。？
Japan...?

Panel 4
一方こちらは西ドイツ
Meanwhile, in West Germany.

Panel 5
ゴオオオ。。。
Goooo... - Whoooosh...

Panel 6
諸君もこういうふらちな書物が手回っているのを知っていると思うがそれについて対策を協議したい
Gentlemen, you know of this insolent book I'm holding. I would like to discuss a counter-plan.

Panel 7
その本のおかげで患者の足がとだえてしまいました
Patients have stopped coming thanks to that book.

私の所もです
Same with me.

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Panel 1
このままでは黒医師ギルドの存亡にもかかわります
As it is, the fate of the Black Dentist's Guild is at hand.

早急に手をうちませんと
He need to take urgent measures.

Panel 2
その対応策は？
The counterplan is?

Panel 3
殺！
Kill him!

Panel 4
殺
Kill.

殺
Kill.

殺
Kill.

殺！
Kill!

Panel 5
その仕事われわれが
That's our job.

Panel 6
おお双子の黒医師ドクターハッケルドクターヘッケル おまえたちが行ってくれるか
Ooh, the Black Dentist twins, Doctor Huckel and Doctor Heckel. You will go?

おまかせあれ
Leave it to us.

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Panel 1
いつもながら頼もしい
Reliable as usual.

クックックッ
Ku ku ku - Chuckle

ゴーッ
Goo - Roar

Panel 5
標的はマリネラ国王パタリロ8世
The target is Malynera's king, Patalliro the 8th.

報告書によるとタマネギ部隊とかいう ふざけた名前の連中がガードしてるらしいがおそるるにたらん
According to reports he's guarded by a group with a goofy name; the Tamanegi Force. They're not worth fearing.

Panel 3
ザクッ
Zaku - Cut

むっ！
Muh!

Panel 4
シャーッ
Shaa - Swish

Panel 5
おおっ！
Ooh!

ガッ！
Ga! - Bam!

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Panel 1
ザーッ
Zaa - Whish

Panel 2
スタッ
Suta - Land

ストッ
Suto - Land

すこしはできそうだな
This should be doable.

Panel 3
こいつらか？！
Who are they?!

どこがタマネギなのかようわからんが
They don't look like Tamanegi.

Panel 4
しかし飛んで火に入る夏の虫とはおまえたちのことだ！
But you're like moths flying into a fire!

血まつりにあげてやる！
You'll be our victims!

グビッ
Gubi - Gulp

Panel 5
ブーッ
Buu - Spew

Panel 6
おっ？！
Oh?!

Panel 7
ドロドロ
Doro doro - Oozing

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Panel 1
わっ？！
Wah?!

これは？！
This is?!

Panel 2
ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

毒液で溶けてしまえ！
A melting venom!

Panel 3
こっこんなバカな！
Th, that's ridiculous!

Panel 4
むん！
Mn!

Panel 5
フハハハ
Fuhahaha

ああっ術がやぶれた？！
Aah, it wore off?!

Panel 6
舌をかんでその痛みで正気にもどったのだ！
Bite your tongue and true pain will be returned to you!

こんな幻術にかかるわれらではないわ！
Such witchcraft won't work on us!

Panel 7
今度はこっちの番だ！
This time it's your turn!

Panel 8
シャーッ
Shaa - Swish

おおっ！
Ooh!

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Panel 1
ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 2
うわーっ！！
Uwaaah!!

Panel 4
うううっ！
Uuugh!

Panel 5
おおっ？！
Ooh?!

Panel 6
しっ信じられない！黒医師ギルドの刺客があんなに簡単に。。。！
I, I don't believe it! The assassins of the Black Doctor's Guild are being defeated so easily...!

しょせん奴らの本職は歯科医 戦いにおいてはアマチュアでござる
After all, they're professional dentists. In battle they're amateurs.

Panel 7
えっ？！
Eh?!

ホッホッ
Ho ho

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Panel 1
殿下この方は？
Your Highness, who are those people?

長年文通してる日本の友人です。伊賀者の頭領十四代服部半蔵
A friend from Japan who I've corresponded with for many years. Hattori Hanzou, the 14nth generation of the head of the people from Iga that served the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Panel 2
伊賀者？！するとあの黒装束の一団はニンジャ？！
People from Iga?! Then the people in black clothes are ninjas?!

敵が不思議な術を使うというから来てもらいました
I had them come since you said the enemies have mysterious powers.

Panel 3
いつもながら殿下の交際の広さにはおどろかされます
As usual, I'm surprised by Your Highness' extensive contact list.

あまり餞別するな
Don't give too much of a farewell gift.

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 4
パタリロ殿一つ提案が
Your Highness, I have a proposal.

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 5
奴らは片づけたがこのままではいつまた刺客が送られてくるかわからぬ。いっそこちらから攻撃してはいかがかな
Although we've taken care of these fellows we don't know when they'll send more assassins. We might as well attack them from our side.

Panel 6
こちらから？！
From our side?!

攻撃は最大の防御でござる
The best defense is a good offense.

Panel 7
ふーむそれもそうですね
Hmm, you have a point.

Panel 8
よし西ドイツへ飛ぶぞ！兵員輸送用の大型ヘリを用意しろ！
All right, we'll fly to West Germany! Prepare a large helicopter for personnel transportation!

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ただちにパタリロたちは西ドイツへ飛び
Patalliro and them flew to West Germany at once.

ゴーッ
Goo - Roooar

Panel 2
黒医師ギルドの本部を襲撃した
They attacked the Black Dentist Guild's headquarters.

Panel 3
黒医師たちは必死に応戦したが
The black dentists desperately returned fire but

Panel 4
半蔵が言った通り戦いに関してはアマチュアの彼らがプロ集団の伊賀者にかなうわけもなく
As Hanzou said, a group of amateurs were no match for the professional ninjas in combat.

Panel 5
黒医師ギルドはあっけなく壊滅した
The Black Dentist's Guild was defeated too quickly.

Panel 6
あぜん。。。
Dumbfounded...

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Panel 1
なんてことだ。白医師ギルドが何十年もかかってできなかった。黒医師退治をあっというまに。。。
How could this be? The White Dentist's Guild couldn't manage this after decades. The Black Dentist's Guild was exterminated in a flash...

方法論の問題です
The problem was your methodology.

Panel 2
殿下 何と言っていいかわかりませんが全世界の白医師にかわってお礼を。。。
Your Highness, I don't know what to say but the White Dentist's owe you our gratitude...

いやいや
No no.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 3
上機嫌のパタリロは伊賀者に充分お礼を渡して帰しました
Patalliro, in good humor, passed on plenty of thanks to the people of Iga and went home.

いやいや
No no.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 4
さあこれで安心して本が売れるぞー！
Now I can feel easy and sell the book!

と思ったのもつかのまです
is what he thought at that moment.

Panel 5
考えてみてください。黒医師がいなくなったので世界中の歯医者さんは上手な白医師だけになったわけです。ガイドブックなど誰も欲しがらなくなったので宮殿は返本の山
Think about it. Since the Black Dentist's Guild didn't exist anymore, there were only skillful White Dentists left in the world. A mountain of books were returned to the palace unsold since no one wanted them.

Panel 6
結局パタリロは伊賀者へのお礼もふくめて大損をしてしまったのでした
In the end, when he gave his thanks to the people of Iga, Patalliro suffered a huge loss.

あーんぼくってバカだーっ！！
Aaahn, I'm stupid!!

ゴソゴソ
Goso goso - Rustle

パタランの五つ星/おわり
Five Stars of Pataran / End

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フハハハハ
Fu ha ha ha ha