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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第37巻
Volume 37

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

ガラスのパタリロ仮面(パタリロ!160)。。。。5
Glass Mask Patalliro (Patalliro! 160) ..........5
*A reference to "Glass Mask" or "Garasu no Kamen", a manga series written by Suzue Miuchi.

神の目(パタリロ!161)。。。。37
Eyes of God (Patalliro! 161) ..........37

間者猫武道整体！(パタリロ!162)。。。。67
Spy Cat's Martial Arts Medicine (Patalliro! 162) ..........67

良心抹殺(パタリロ!163)。。。。153
Conscience Erased (Patalliro! 163) ..........153

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ガラスのパタリロ仮面
パタリロ!160
Glass Mask Patalliro
Patalliro! 160

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Chatter chatter

Panel 3
静かに！
Quiet!

ドン！
Don! - Pow!

Panel 4
集まってもらったのはほかでもない
I had to gather everyone.

ザワッ
Zawa - Chatter

Panel 5
知っての通りマリネラ建国千八百年記念式典が近づいているわけだが
As you know, the memorial ceremony for the founding of Malynera 1800nth year is approaching.

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Panel 1
この式典には各国のおえら方が集まるのでひとつ余興をやってもり上げたいと思う。何をやったらいいかもらいたい
Because very important people from each country are gathering at this ceremony, I'd like to have entertainment. I'd like to figure out what we should do.

Panel 2
去年は失敗しましたからね
Because last year was a mistake.

マリネラ建国千七百九十九年記念式典か
Malynera's 1799nth year memorial ceremony.

Panel 3
みんなで裸おどりをやってひんしゅくを買ってしまったな
Everyone was disgusted by the nude dance.

チャンカチャンカ
Chanka chanka

オオーッ
Oooh

Panel 4
もり上げるつもりが思いきり もり上げてしまいました
You intended to stir things up with everything you had, and you stirred things up.

受けると思ったがなあ
I thought it would be popular.

Panel 5
今年はきりのいい千八百年記念で去年より大規模にやるつもりなのだ。それにふさわしい演し物を考えないと
I plan on having the 1800nth memorial ceremony this year be larger than last year's. You have to consider performances appropriate for that.

うーむ
Hmm.

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Panel 1
演劇はどうでしょう
How about a play?

Panel 2
演劇？芝居か？
A play? A drama?

Panel 3
お芝居~？だってもうあまり練習してる時間がないだろう
Drama~? But we don't have time to practice.

んだ
Yeah.

Panel 4
面白い作品のハイライトだけをピックアップしてやればいいんだ
We just have to pick the highlights of an interesting work.

ネタはあるのか？
Is that a joke?

Panel 5
最近読んでる本なんだけど
Recently I've been reading books.

ガラスの仮面
Glass Mask

Panel 6
漫画じゃないか
Isn't that a manga?

小説なんかから脚本を起こすより絵が描いてある分やりやすいと思うんですけど
I thought it would be easier to take a scenario from pictures than from a scene in a novel.

Panel 7
そうか絵の通りにやればいいわけだからな
I see. Since all we'd have to do is follow the picture.

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Panel 1
よし読んでみよう。それでいけそうだったらこれをやることにしよう
All right, I'll read it. So if we do it, we'll do this.

続きはあとでお届けします
I'll send you the sequels later.

Panel 2
続き？
Sequels?

三十四巻まで出てるんです
Thirty-four volumes have come out.

Panel 3
三十四巻~~？！
Thyrty-four volumes~~?!

Panel 4
それじゃ読むのに一晩がかりじゃないか。そんなに描く方も描く方だが出す会社も出す会社だ
Then why don't I read it in one night? There's a person who draws so much and a company that publishes so much.

人のこと言えないじゃないか
Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?

なあ
Yeah.

Panel 5
その夜パタリロの部屋
That night in Patalliro's room

クックックッ
Ku ku ku - Giggle

Panel 6
ヒッヒッヒッ
Hee hee hee

ギャーッハッハッ
Gyaahaha

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Panel 1
ウックックッ
Uku ku - Giggle

ヒャーッヒャッヒャッ
Hyaah hyah hyah

これがひと晩中続きました
This continued all night.

Panel 2
翌朝
The next morning

Panel 3
あっ 殿下
Ah, Your Highness.

Panel 4
お読みになりましたか いかがでした
You read it? How was it?

いやー面白かったひさしぶりに大笑いしたぞ
Well, it was interesting. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Panel 5
そーゆー作品だっけ
It's that kind of work?

さあ
Who knows?

面白かったですか？
It was interesting?

ああ
Yeah.

Panel 6
本当に？
Really?

うん？
Yeah?

Panel 7
何が言いたい
Do you want to say something?

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Panel 1
面白いのはわかってますが殿下が人並みの感想を言うとつまらないですよ
I know it's interesting, but but Your Highness usually says ordinary things are boring.

そうそう。シャレで 面白くなかったとかあんなつまらない作品はないと言ってみませんか
Yes, yes. It's a joke, you're going to say it wasn't interesting and it was a boring work, right?

Panel 2
シャレでもだ
A joke?

はあ
Yeah.

Panel 3
冗談でもだ
A jest?

はあ
Yeah.

Panel 4
そんなことを言ったらあとで美内さんにどんな目に会わされると思う
If I said that, I think it would hurt Miss Miuchi's feelings later.

お知りあいで？
You know her?

Panel 5
いやその
Well, about that.

ゴホゴホ
Goho goho - Cough cough

Panel 6
おまえたちは俗に24年組と呼ばれるあのへんの女流漫画家の恐ろしさを知らんのだ
I didn't know you were in awe of the Year 24 Group of female manga artists.

美内先生ってそんな年なんですか
Is Master Miuchi in that year?

Panel 7
いや彼女はもうちょっと若いたしか昭和二十
Well, they're a little younger. I'm certain she's Showa 20.
*"Showa 20" would have been 1945.

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Panel 1
言わせるな！
Don't make me say it!

Panel 2
ウカウカと言ってしまう所だった！あーびっくりした！
I said it absentmindedly! Aaah, I was surprised!

ドキドキ
Doki doki - Heartbeat

いいじゃないですか。年齢ぐらい
It's fine. It's her approximate age.

Panel 3
気にするにきまってるだろーが本人はまだ若いつもりなんだ
I don't know whether she cares herself, is she supposed to be young?

そっちのほーがをきついじゃないですか
Isn't that harsh?

Panel 4
とにかくこれをやることにしてだ。どういう具合になるか台本を作ってみろ
Anyhow, we'll do this. How should it go? Make a script.

はっ！
Yes sir!

Panel 5
できました！
I made it!

早いな
早いのがとりえ円鏡か新幹線の運転手か
That was fast.
Speed is the merit of the Enkyou era or the bullet train operator.

Panel 6
主人公の北島マヤは殿下にやっていただきます
Please make His Highness a protagonist like Kitajima Maya.

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Panel 1
はあはあ
Haa haa - Gasp

Panel 2
アップ。。。こんなに大きく。。。
Such a large... boost...

名前もないチョイ役なのに。。。
Even though it's a minor role nameless role...

Panel 3
こらっ！
Hey!

Panel 4
演劇は集団作業なんだから勝手に目立たないでください
Plays are a group project, so please don't stand out however you like.

そんなに顔を作らなくてもいいですよ
You don't need to put on so much makeup.

あーつかれる
Aah, I'm tired.

Panel 5
イントロはアイキャッチだからやっぱりあそこからいきましょう
Let's start from the intros eye-catch.

Panel 6
横浜
Yokohama

まりんたわー
Marine Tower

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Panel 1
新年を前にした12月31日の夜横浜港に停泊中の船という船全部が除夜の鐘のかわりにあらんかぎりの汽笛を鳴らす
New Year's Eve, on the night of December 31rst, all of the ships anchored in Yokohama Harbor on New Year's Eve all blew their steam whistles instead of bells.

ボーッボオーボーッ
Boo booo boo - Hoot hooot hoot

これは大みそかの横浜の名物ともなっていて時計が12時をさす瞬間まで続くのである
This is something Yokohama is famous for, and it will continue until the until the moment the clock strikes 12 on New Year's Eve.

Panel 2
この除夜の汽笛が鳴り終わるまでに百二十軒分の年越しそばを一人で配ったらお芝居の切符がもらえる約束なんです
If by the time the steam whistles finished sounding this New Year's Eve, if she delivered New Year's Soba to all 120 houses, she was promised that she could get tickets to the theater.

Panel 3
当時マヤがお母さんと住みこみで働いてた万福軒のいじわる娘杉子がそう言ったんですね
At that time Maya lived with her mother and the daughter of the owner of the Manpuku restaurant, the ill-tempered Sugiko said that if she finished all her work she would take her.

この除夜の汽笛を使うだけのために舞台を横浜にしたんだって
We'll use these steam whistles to make the set for Yokohama.

へえ
Heh

Panel 4
ためしにちょっとやってみましょうか
Shall we give it a try?

カチンコ
Kachinko - Clack

Panel 5
ねえマヤあんたにこの券あげてもいいわよ
Hey, Maya, I can give you this ticket.

ほんと？！
Really?!

ただし年こしそばの出前全部あんたがやれたらね
But you have to deliver all the New Year's Soba.

Panel 6
タッ
Ta - Tap

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Panel 3
でっ殿下！体のサイズはのばさない方が。。。！
Y-Your Highness! With your body stretched to that size...!

かえって不気味です！
It's creepy!

そうか？
Is it?

Panel 4
ただいま！次！
I'm home! Next!

ガラッ！
Gara! - Rattle!

Panel 5
休まなくて大丈夫かい？
Is it okay that okay that you haven't rested?

大丈夫よ！
I'm fine!

Panel 6
まいど年こしそば持ってきました！
Hello! I've brought the New Year soba!

バタン
Batan - Slam

Panel 7
今年も年こしで仕事ですか
You're working this year on New Year's, too?

うるさい！！
Shut up!!

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Panel 1
つぎ！
Next!

はい6人前あがり！
All right, 6 people served!

Panel 2
ダーッ
Daa - Tap

Panel 3
つぎ！
Next!

はい60人前あがり！
All right, 60 people served!

Panel 4
やるわねえあの子。。。
That kid is actually doing it...

そんなに芝居がみたいのかしら
It's just like a play.

Panel 5
チッチッチッ
Chi chi chi - Tick tick tick

Panel 6
でももう少し！とても全部回りきるのは無理よ！
But there's just a little more time! It would be impossible to make all the rounds!

Panel 7
ガターン
Gataan - Clatter

ハッ
Hah

Panel 8
あと2軒。。。
2 houses left...

ゼエゼエ
Zee zee - Wheeze wheeze

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Panel 1
ボーッボオーッ
Boo booo - Hoot hooot

汽笛が鳴りはじめた！
The steam whistles have begun sounding!

Panel 2
負けないわ~~~！
I won't lose~~~!

ヨロヨロ
Yoro yoro - Wobble wobble

Panel 3
ボオーッオーッボーッ
Booo ooo booo - Hooot hooot hooot

Panel 4
カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 5
ヨロヨロ
Yoro yoro - Wobble wobble

ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 6
杉子さんあたし。。。
あたし終わったわ。12時にちゃんと。。。
Sugiko, I...
I finished. By 12 exactly...

Panel 7
券をちょうだい。。。約束だったでしょ
Please give me the ticket... Like you promised.

Panel 8
い いいわよあげるわよ。なによこんな芝居の券の1枚や2枚。。。さあうけとりなさい
F-fine. I'll give it to you. What? One of these 2 tickets to the play... Well, take it.

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Panel 1
さあ
Here.

パッ！
Pa! - Scatter!

Panel 2
ヒョオオ
Hyooo - Fwooo

ああっ！
Aah!

Panel 3
タッ
Ta - Tap

Panel 4
マヤ！！
Maya!!

Panel 5
ザバーン！
Zabaan! - Splash!

Panel 6
なんという執念であろうマヤは芝居の券を追って海に飛びこんだ！
So tenacious was she that Maya leapt into the sea to go after the theater ticket!

Panel 7
しかし冬の海は冷たい
But the winter sea was cold.

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Panel 1
急激に体温をうばわれたマヤは心臓マヒを起こし
Maya's body temperature rapidly dropped and caused a heart attack.

Panel 2
そのまま帰らぬ人となったのである
Then she passed away.

Panel 3
ガラスの仮面
Glass Mask

完
End

ボオーッ
Booo - Hooot

Panel 4
終わってしまうじゃないか！
That isn't the end!

おかしいな
Strange.

台本にミスがあったようだ
It seems there's a mistake in the script.

Panel 5
台本は書き直します。でも殿下 杉子さんみたいな脇役はわれわれがやりますけど他のメインキャラはどうします？
I'll rewrite the script. But Your Highness, we can fill in supporting roles like Sugiko but who will play the other main characters?

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Panel 1
メインキャラ？
Main characters?

速水真澄とか姫川亜弓とか美形どころの重要な役ですが
Such as Hayami Masumi, Himekawa Ayumi who are important, beautiful roles.

Panel 2
そうだな
That's right.

Panel 4
なんでわれわれが引っぱり出されなきゃならないんだ
Why do we have to be pulled into this?

Panel 5
ぼくはお芝居面白そうだと思うけどでもよくあなたがOKしたね
I think the play seems interesting, but are you OK?

Panel 6
仕事だ
It's work.

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Panel 1
そうでなければ誰がパタリロたちがやるド素人のクソ芝居に協力などするものか
Otherwise I wouldn't participate in any amateur shit plays that Patalliro or anyone else does.

えらい言われ方だなあ
Well said.

Panel 2
例のテロリストが現われるという情報はたしかなのか？
Are you certain about the information that the terrorist has appeared?

テロリスト？！
Terrorist?!

Panel 3
世界中で指命手配されてる奴だ。各国の要人が招待されるこの記念式典で何かしでかそうとしているらしい
He's a person that police have orders to find around the world. At the memorial ceremony where important people from around the world will be invited, he's likely to do something.

Panel 4
ふうん でもお芝居とどういう関係が？
Hmm, but what does that have to do with the play?

Panel 5
情報では手術で顔と指紋を変えているらしいのだ。どういう人物になりましているかわからないから式典が始まる前に逮捕するのはむずかしい
According to our information he seems to have his face and fingerprints changed. Since there's no telling who he is it would be difficult to arrest him before the ceremony.

Panel 6
それなら役者になって舞台に上がるのもいい手かもしれないと思ってな。招待客全員を見張るのにこれ以上の場所はないし第一役者をうたがう奴もいないだろう
If that's so, being an actor and going up on the stage could be a good move. We can keep an eye on all the invited guests and, more than that, there's no place above it, and no one will be suspicious of the actors.

なるほど
I see.

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Panel 1
舞台の上から怪しいそぶりをする観客を見張るわけだな
We'll watch guests who are acting suspiciously from the stage.

舞台のそでの調整室に狙撃班を待機させておいて万一の場合は射殺する
A sniping party will be on standby in the control room and can shoot him dead in an emergency.

Panel 2
そういう事情があるからおまえの協力要請をのんだしヒューイットまでさそったんだ
Because of this situation, I went ahead and complied with your request, and even invited Hewitt.

Panel 3
わかったわかった
I get it, I get it.

Panel 4
舞台の上は見はらしがいいから上がるだけだ。芝居なぞまじめにやるつもりはないんだからな！
We're only going on stage in order to stand watch. I don't plan on doing your play seriously!

わかったわかった じゃあ練習を始めよう
I get it, I get it. So let's start practicing.

Panel 5
ほんとにわかってるのか？
Does he really get it?

配役はバンコランが速水真澄 マライヒが姫川亜弓 ヒューイットが月影先生だ
The cast is Bancoran as Hayami Masumi, Maraich as Himekawa Ayumi, and Hewitt as Tsukikage-sensei.

Panel 6
わたしは彼女か
I'm a woman?

かまんしろ仕事だ仕事！
Who cares. Work is work!

あんなこと言ってるけど
He says that but...

えっ？
Eh?

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Panel 1
本当はけっこう楽しんでるんじゃないかな。観客を見張るために舞台に上がるなんて理由としては無理があるような気がする
I think he's actually enjoying himself. I feel like going up on stage in order to watch the audience is a ridiculous reason.

中年男には目立ちたがり屋が多いのだ
Many middle aged men are attention seekers.

Panel 2
自分から進んで目立とうとはしないが人にすすめられたらいやと言わないのがあの年代だ
They'll volunteer to do anything to make themselves stand out while complaining about it at that age.

Panel 3
カラオケスナックで最初はしぶっているがいったんマイクをにぎったら10曲メドレー歌いっぱなしというのと同じだな
They're reluctant to go to karaoke bars at first, but when they grab the mic it's the same as singing 10 medleys.

バンコランがねえ。。。
That's not Bancoran...

Panel 4
いよいよ当日
More and more the day closed in

ポーンポン
Poon pon - Boom boom

Panel 5
今年はパタリロ国王が演劇をなさるそうです
I hear this year King Patalliro is doing a play.

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

ほほう
Hohoh

Panel 6
去年の裸踊りはひどかったですからな
Last year's naked dance was awful.

わたし三日間うなされましたよ
I had nightmares for three days.

Panel 7
スタンバイいいですかー。そろそろ いきまーす！
Everyone on standby! We'll be going soon!

Panel 8
少佐のかつらは？
The Major's wig?

短いのじゃだめなんで長髪の速水真澄ってことにしました！
Short hair is no good. We'll have to make him a long haired Hayami Masumi!

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Panel 1
コホン
Kohon - Cough

Panel 2
フンフン
Hnn hnn

Panel 3
なんでわたしだけこんな地味な。。。
Why and I the only one this plain...?

Panel 4
文句を言うな。ヒューイット似合ってるぞ
Don't complain. It suits you, Hewitt.

よしてくれ
Knock it off.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 5
招待客の様子は？
How is the audience?

大広間の特設劇場にどんどん集まってます
They're steadily gathering in the reception hall set up for the play.

Panel 6
しっかり見張れよ。怪しそうな奴がいたらすぐバンコランに知らせるんだ
Keep a tight watch. If anyone acts suspicious, tell Bancoran immediately.

うさんくさそうなのが一人いるんですが見ていただけますか
Their is one shady looking guy, do you see him?

Panel 7
どれ
Which one?

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Panel 1
あいつは？
He is?

カシャカシャ
Kasha kasha - Ching ching

えーと
Umm...

Panel 2
入国許可証によりますと名前はニシーオ∥マタンキビッチ∥スケベタラシー東欧のカメラマンです
According to his permit, his name is Nishio Matankibich Skebetarashey. He's a cameraman from Eastern Europe.

Panel 3
バンコランがさがしてるのはどんな奴だっけ
What kind of person is Bancoran looking for?

Panel 4
暗号名をスパッツ悪逆非道残忍無比で凶悪このうえない国際的テロリストです
His code name is Spats. He's an international terrorist unmatched in his atrocious cruelty.

Panel 6
言われてるとそーゆー顔に見えてくるな
When you say that, he does have that kind of face.

Panel 7
でもスパッツにもひとついい所があるそうです
But it seems Spats does have one oddity.

なんだ
What is that?

Panel 8
お酒を飲まないんです
He doesn't drink.

Panel 9
お酒を？そりゃまあ大酒のみよりはいいだろうが
Doesn't drink? Well, that's probably better than drinking heavily.

でもその分女好きだそうです
But it seems he does have a fondness for women.

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Panel 1
そーゆー顔だ！
It's that kind of face!

Panel 2
いくら手術で顔を変えても持って生まれた品性までは隠せないからな
No matter how much he changes his face using surgery, he can't hide his natural character.

なるほど
I see.

西尾さんジョークですよ。冗談をどれだけ理解するかでその人の文化度がわかるんですって
This is Nishio's joke. How much do you understand the joke? Cultured people understand it.

フォローになってないか
Isn't he a follower?

Panel 3
殿下 出番です！
It's Your Highness' turn!

おっ！
Oh!

Panel 4
そいつをガッチリマークしとけ！
Keep a tight mark on him!

はっ！
Yes sir!

Panel 5
第一幕はマヤと月影先生の出会いのシーンです
The first act is the scene where Maya meets the teacherTsukikage.

まかせとけ。アドリブでめいっぱいもりあげてやる
Leave it to me. I'll ad lib with all my might.

Panel 6
サーッ
Saa - Swish

Panel 7
わたしが月影です
I'm Tsukikage.

ズイッ
Zui - Stare

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Panel 1
ええっ というとあの有名な！
Eeh, you're the famous...!

Panel 2
素浪人月影兵吾！
Lowly samurai, Tsukikage Hyogo?!

焼津の半次はどこだーっ！このバカタレがーっ！！
Where is Yaizu no Hanji?! That fool!!
*A reference to the series "Suronin Tsukikage Hyogo".

Panel 3
ちがう！
No!

月影のナポリとか
Tsukikage no Napoli?

Panel 4
つきかげの~~
Tsukikage no~~~

お~~
Oooh~~

ナポリナポリ
Napoli Napoli
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lolr2qTEe0

Panel 5
ちがうとゆーに！
I said no!

わーっ！
Waaah!

Panel 6
変わったお芝居ですな
This is an unusual play.

まったく
Really.

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Panel 1
どうしたんだ！
What happened?!

殿下が無茶なアドリブをやったのでしょっぱなからメチャメチャなんです！
It's become a mess because of His Highness' absurd ad libbing!

Panel 2
しょうがないな
It can't be helped.

少佐出番じゃありませんがなんとかまとめていただけませんか！
Major, it's not your turn, but please do something to put things in order!

Panel 3
よし
All right.

カッ
Ka - Click

Panel 4
おいこら何をもめている
Hey, what is the trouble here?

Panel 5
ああっあなたは大都芸能の桑田真澄！
Aah, you're Daito Entertainment's Kuwata Masumi!

Panel 6
速水だっ！
It's Hayami!

わーっ！
Waaah!

Panel 7
うわーっ少佐までまじっちゃった！
Uwaah, the Major joined in!

幕だ幕！
The curtains! The curtains!

Panel 8
サーッ
Saa - Swish

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Panel 1
芝居がガタガタじゃないですか！
The play is a mess!

どうしてこうなるんだろう
Why did it end up like this?

Panel 2
やむをえん！すぐ2幕へいこう！
It can't be helped! Let's start act 2 immediately!

Panel 3
設定はのみこめてますね。マヤの役どころは田舎の旧家の子守りですが舞台の上で赤ん坊に見たてた人形の首が落っこちてピンチになるという場面です
Do you understand the setup? Maya is acting as a nursemaid for a rural family but the head of this doll will have to do for the baby.

わかってる
I got it.

Panel 4
それっ！
Go!

Panel 5
ねんねんよーおころりよー
Go to sleep~ Go to sleep~

Panel 6
また何かしでかすといけない さっさと人形の首を落としてしまえ！
Before something happens again, drop the head of the doll quickly!

よし！
All right!

グイ
Gui - Tug

Panel 7
カクッ
Kaku - Wobble

Panel 8
ゴトッ
Goto - Clonk

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Panel 1
あれっ！
Huh!

Panel 3
オオッ！
Ooh!

Panel 4
あれあれっ？
Huh, huh?

幕ーっ！！
The curtains!!

Panel 5
どーしてこうなるんですか！
Why did it end up like this?!

ぼくだって一生懸命やってるんだ！
Even I'm trying my hardest!

Panel 6
第三幕だ！サッサとやって終わらせてしまおう！
Act three! Let's end this quickly!

Panel 7
ぼくは準備オーケーだ！
Okay, I'm prepared!

Panel 8
プッ
Pu - Pinch

Panel 9
ガチッ
Gachi - Freeze

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Panel 1
えっ？！
Eh?!

第三幕はマヤが人形役に挑戦する所だ。でも殿下がおとしなく人形のまねなんかしてるわけないから特殊な薬品を用意しておいたんだ
In the third act, Maya takes a shot at the role of a doll. But a special medicine was prepared so that His Highness will act like a doll obediently.

Panel 2
中和剤を注射するまで筋肉はおろか目玉すら動かせないのさ。文字通り人形ってわけだ
I injected him with a neutralizer so he won't be able to move his muscles or even his eyeballs. He's literally a doll.

今度はうまくいきそうだな
It should go smoothly this time.

Panel 3
サーッ
Saa - Swish

Panel 4
なんかわけのわからんお芝居ですなあ
This play doesn't make any sense.

前衛演劇なんでしょうか
Maybe it's an avant-garde play?

Panel 5
こんなことをしおって。。。あとでひどい目にあわせてやる
That they would do such a thing... I'll make them suffer for it later.

ガチッ
Gachi - Frozen

Panel 6
ビッ！
Bi! - Beep!

Panel 7
ボッ
Bo - Poof

Panel 8
モクモク
Moku moku - Smoke smoke

わーっ！
Waaah!

キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

Panel 9
なんだ？！
What is it?!

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Panel 2
火事か？！
A fire?!

Panel 3
あれっどうしたんだろう？！
Huh, what happened?!

Panel 4
バンコランたちも調整室の狙撃班もテレビで見張っていたタマネギさえスパッツがしかけた発煙弾に注意をうばわれた！その瞬間！
Bancoran and them and the snipers in the control room and even the Tamanegi keeping watch were distracted by the smoke bomb Spats set off! This was his chance!

Panel 5
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 6
スパッツが要人の誰かを射とうとした！
Spats tried to shoot an important person!

Panel 7
気がついたのは正面にいたパタリロだけ！しかしパタリロは薬の作用で指一本動かせないのだ！
Only Patalliro noticed him from the front! But Patalliro couldn't move a single finger because of the medicine!

ううっ！ううっ！
Uugh! Uugh!

Panel 8
次の瞬間には引き金に力がこめられるだろう。しかしパタリロには何もできない！おおなんという危機的状況であろう！
The trigger would be pulled in the next moment. However, Patalliro couldn't do anything! Ooh, what a crisis!

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Panel 1
タラッ
Tara - Drip

Panel 2
おおしめた！汗腺は薬の影響を受けていない！
Ooh, I've got it! My sweat glands weren't effected by the medicine!

Panel 3
グッ
Gu - Gulp

Panel 4
とお！
Tooh!

バシャッ
Basha - Splash

Panel 5
ザバッ！
Zaba! - Splash!

Panel 6
うわっペッペッ！なんだこりゃ！
Uwah! Peh, peh! What is this?!

Panel 7
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 9
チャッ
Cha - Click

Panel 10
ガーン！！
Gaan!! - Bang!!

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Panel 2
スパッツは射殺された
Spats was shot.

パタリロが超人的というか化け物的能力を発揮して汗腺から体液を放出して狙撃班の注意をひいたおかげであった
Patalliro, demonstrated his superhuman abilities, released his bodily fluids from his sweat glands and drew the attention of the snipers thanks to that.

Panel 3
まあ所期の目的ははたしたわけだが
Well, we accomplished our goal.

Panel 4
せっかく練習した芝居を満足にやれなかったのは少々残念だな
It's too bad that the play we practiced for didn't go satisfactorily.

ぼく結局出番がなかった
I never got my turn in the end.

Panel 5
心配するな。おまえたちのために新しい芝居のネタをみつけてある
Don't worry. I found material for a new play for you guys.

本当か？！
Really?!

Panel 6
月刊「薔薇の友」に連載されてるホモのSMポルノだ。おまえとマライヒが主役でそこにヒューイットがからんで
It's a gay S&M porno currently serialized in the monthly publication "Bara Friends". You and Maraich play the leading roles with Hewitt entangled.
*"Bara" is Japanese slang for gay comics, often created by gay men for gay men.

Panel 7
死ね！
Die!

Panel 8
こうしてパタリロは前回に引きつづいてバンコランに死ぬほどたたきのめされたのであった
Thus Patalliro continued from last time, and Bancoran beat him up until he died.

チャンチャン
Chan chan

ガラスのパタリロ仮面/おわり
Glass Mask Patalliro / End

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