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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第46巻
Volume 46

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

たたりじゃ(パタリロ!200)。。。。5
It's a Curse (Patalliro! 200) ..........5
*A reference to "Village of 8 Gravestones".

マトリョーシュカ(パタリロ!201)。。。。65
Matryoshka (Patalliro! 201) ..........65

モヤシ畑でつかまえて(パタリロ!202)。。。。125
Catcher in the Bean Sprouts (Patalliro! 202) ..........125
*A parody of "Catcher in the Rye".

ラブチャイルド(パタリロ!203)。。。。155
Love Child (Patalliro! 203) ..........155

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たたりじゃ
パタリロ!200
It's a Curse
Patalliro! 200

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Panel 1
カカカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

Panel 2
ザッ！
Za! - Swish!

Panel 3
ジャッ
Ja - Hiss

Panel 4
ガガッ！
Ga ga! - Pow pow!

Panel 5
カッ
Ka - Click

Panel 6
ドウッ
Dou - Pow

Panel 7
バッ
Ba - Bam

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Panel 1
シャシャッ
Sha sha - Swish swish

Panel 2
ドウドウ！
Dou dou! - Pow pow!

Panel 3
ギンギン
Gin gin - Clink clink

Panel 4
ギーン
Giin - Creak

ビシッ
Bishi - Crack

Panel 5
ガラガラ
Gara gara - Clatter clatter

Panel 6
ドウッ
Dou - Pow

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Panel 1
マライヒ！
Maraich!

ダダッ
Da da - Tap tap

Panel 3
大丈夫か！奴は？！
Are you okay?! Who was he?!

逃げられたらしい
Looks like he got away.

Panel 4
マライヒさんがとり逃がすとは相当な腕ききですね
He must have been considerably skilled to get away from Maraich.

部下
Agent

Panel 5
顔は見たか？！
Did you see his face?!

いや。。。
No...

Panel 6
やはり奴が今うわさの顔のない暗殺者か！
I knew it, he's the rumored assassin with no face!

大僧正は？
And the high priest?

心臓を射ちぬかれて即死ですよ
He was shot through the heart. He died instantly.

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Panel 1
くそーっ！MI6の面目丸つぶれだ
Damnit! He's embarrassing MI6!

Panel 3
えっ何だこりゃ！
Eh, what is this?!

Panel 4
少佐 おかしな物が落ちてました！
Major, he dropped something strange!

Panel 6
なあに？
What is it?

世の中にこれ以上はないというくらいおかしな物だ
There's nothing stranger in the world than this.

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Panel 4
うん？！
Hnn?!

Panel 5
次の標的の写真を落としたか
Did I drop the picture of my next target?

Panel 6
さっきやりあった時だな。 。。。手ごわかったからな
It was during that scuffle a bit ago... Because he was strong.

ゴクッ
Goku - Gulp

Panel 7
まあいい 連中があの写真の人物の素姓をさぐりあてるころには仕事は終わってるだろう
Well, that's fine. By the time they find out the identity of the person in that picture my work will be over.

彼はバンコランたちがパタリロ顔を死ぬほど知っている事実を知らなかった
He didn't know that Bancoran and them knew Patalliro's face to death.

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Panel 1
マリネラ
Malynera

Panel 2
キーン
Kiin - Scree

Panel 5
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 6
さてと
So then...

Panel 7
まず標的の生活パターンを調べてどうやって接近するか計画をたてよう
First I'll investigate the target's living patterns and form a plan on how to get close to him.

Panel 8
コンコン
Kon kon - Knock knock

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Panel 1
ピクッ
Piku - Twitch

Panel 2
どなた？！
Who is it?!

Panel 3
すみません マリネラ王宮の者なんですが
Excuse me. I'm from Malynera's royal palace.

Panel 4
王宮？！
Palace?!

Panel 5
バレた？！いやまさか！しかし王宮の人間が何の用だ！
Was I exposed?! No, it couldn't me! But what does someone from the palace want?!

Panel 6
失礼します
Excuse me.

ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 7
お初にお目にかかります ハーバード大学のギブソン博士でらっしゃいますね
This is the first time I've seen you. You're Doctor Gibson from Harvard University, right?

いかにも
Indeed.

Panel 8
高名な精神科の医師の名を借りたのだが。。。偽造パスポートにミスがあったか？！
I borrowed the name of a famous psychiatrist but... Was there a mistake in the forged passport?!

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Panel 1
実は私どもの主人が変調をきたしましてよろしければ先生に診ていただきたいのですが
Actually, our boss has been acting abnormal. Could you examine him?

パタリロ国王が？！
King Patalliro?!

Panel 2
殿下の名をご存知で
You know His Highness' name.

それなら話が早い
Then that makes this easy.

Panel 3
いえ実は霊感青年の44号がいれば すぐかたのつく問題なんですが
Well, actually, if the spiritual yough 44 was here the problem would probably be settled right away.

最近 非番のたびにひっぱりだしてたものですから逃げられてしまったんです
Recently, every time he's off duty he withdraws and runs away.

Panel 4
外出中！
Away from home!

ぼくは非番です！
I'm off duty!

さがさないで！！
Don't look for me!!

Panel 5
それで マリネラ中の医者に診察させたんですがらちがあかなくて
So we had Malynera's doctors exam him but it didn't help much.

そんなおり ホテルの支配人から先生の予約が入っていると連絡があって お待ちしていたわけなのです
By chance when the hotel manager received a reservation for a doctor, he contacted us and that's why we were waiting.

Panel 6
わたしでお役に立てるなら
I'll do what I can.

診ていただけますか！
You'll examine him?!

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Panel 1
ありがとうございます いやー 本当に44号の霊能力なら簡単に始末がつけられると思うんですけどね
Thank you very much. Well, you think 44's spiritual powers would really settle this easily, right?

ハッハッ
Ha ha

なにしろ怪奇現象には彼の力が一番ですから
Because his power is the best for strange phenomenon.

Panel 2
霊能力？怪奇現象？わけがわからん
Spiritual powers? I don't get it.

Panel 3
しかし ひょうたんから駒とはこのことだ思いがけず標的に接近できそうだぞ
However, unexpected things happen. I didn't expect to get close to the target this easily.

Panel 5
あれがギブソン博士か
That's Doctor Gibson?

意外に若いな
He's unexpectedly young.

Panel 6
精神科の医者が役に立つかな
I wonder if a psychiatrist will be helpful.

さー
Who knows?

妙なふんいきだ
This is a strange atmosphere.

Panel 7
国王が精神に変調をきたしてるとは知らなかったがそうなると自殺に見せかける手も。。。
I didn't know the king had such a strange spirit but maybe I can fake a suicide...

こちらです
This way.

Panel 8
ギイッ
Gii - Squeak

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Panel 1
パタリロ殿下初めましてわたしが
Your Highness Patalliro, please to meet you. I'm...

Panel 5
みごとなSFXだ
That's a splendid SFX.

映像じゃありませんよ
It isn't an image.

Panel 6
ええ？
Eeh?

Panel 7
ムニュッ
Munyu - Grope

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Panel 1
ギロッ
Giro - Glare

Panel 3
これは何です！
What is this?!

それがわかれば自分たちで何とかしますよ
If we understood that we'd do something ourselves.

Panel 4
もしや殿下がきたしている変調とは
Did something strange happen that caused this to His Highness?

Panel 5
これです
This.

変調とか正常とかいうレベルのものじゃないんじゃないですか？！
Isn't that beyond saying "strange" or "normal"?!

Panel 6
お願いします
Please.

精神科医に何をせーっちゅーんです！
What do you want a psychiatrist to do?!

Panel 7
精神分析とか
Psychoanalyze him or something.

あのね
Umm...

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Panel 1
あのねっ！
Umm...!

何です
What is it?

Panel 2
こんなわけのわからん現象に精神分析が何の役に立つんです！
I don't get it. How is psychoanalyzing this phenomenon supposed to help?!

デロデロ
Dero dero - Sweat sweat

Panel 3
ですから
So...

パンパン
Pan pan - Pow pow

Panel 4
ブニブニッ
Buni buni - Soft soft

Panel 5
キシャーッ
Kishaa - Grrr

Panel 6
ゴーッ！
Goo! - Roooar!

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Panel 1
ケロッ
Kero - Croak

Panel 2
はい
Here.

パシッ
Pashi - Grab

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 3
とーっ！
Toooh!

Panel 4
グサッ
Gusa - Stab

Panel 5
ズブズブ
Zubu zubu - Squish squish

Panel 6
ひえええ！
Hyeeeh!

ズブズブズブ
Zubu zubu zubu - Squish squish squish

Panel 7
ズボッ
Zubo - Jam

Panel 8
ビチャッ
Bicha - Splash

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Panel 1
ひえ~~~っ！ひえ~~~っ！
Hyeeeh~~~! Hyeeeh~~~!

デロデロ
Dero dero - Sweat sweat

Panel 2
こんな具合で物理的な攻撃にはビクともしないんです
Physical attacks are useless in this state.

Panel 3
気持ち悪いー！夢じゃないらしいー！
Disgusting! It's not a dream!

まだあんなことを
It hasn't worked yet.

Panel 4
これな何なんだ！妖怪変化か魑魅魍魎か！
What is this?! A monstrous apparition or evil spirit?!

Panel 5
まあどっちにしろ 魔性のものです
Well, whichever it is, it's devilish.

Panel 6
ジジババジジババ
Old man old woman old man old woman

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Panel 1
それなら精神科医じゃなく祈祷師でも呼んだらどうだ！
So why don't you get a shaman instead of a psychiatrist?!

納得してわからない人だな
I agree. We don't know anyone.

Panel 2
ですから こういう事件を得意とする霊感青年が行方不明なんですってば
And our expert spiritual youth for these incidents is missing, like we said.

精神科のお医者さまなら物理的でない精神的なアプローチができるかと思ったんですが
I thought a psychiatrist could take the mental approach instead of a physical approach.

Panel 3
精神的な？！
Mental?!

アプローチ？！
Approach?!

Panel 4
殿下の心理的な何かが関係してるのかもしれませんしね
It might have something to do with His Highness' psychological state.

他に適任者もいないことですから何なりと治療らしいことをやっていただければ結構なんです
There aren't any other well-qualified people so anything you can do to help would be fine.

Panel 5
君たちずいぶん落ちついてるな
You guys are awful calm.

Panel 6
殿下の回りじゃこういう異常事件がよく起きるんです
Abnormal events like this happen around His Highness a lot.

そうそう
Yes, yes.

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Panel 1
ほっといても死ね気づかいはないですし44号さえ見つかれば すぐ方のつく問題ですからね
If we leave him alone he might die. Even if we find 44 he won't be here right away.

あとで何もしなかったと言われるとまずいので先生に来ていただいただけなんです
It would be bad if we said we didn't do anything later, so we asked a doctor to come.

Panel 2
まあ気楽にやってください
Well, please be at ease.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 3
こういう状況に慣れっこになってるとは。。。
For them to be used to this...

デロデロ
Dero dero - Sweat sweat

ここはどういう国なんだ。。。
What is this country...?

Panel 4
どっちにしてもこれを利用しない手はない今なら国王がどんな死に方をしても妖怪のしわざにできる
Anyway, I can use this. If the king dies now it can be blamed on the apparitions.

Panel 5
すみません 落ちついて考えてみたいので その間殿下に庭を散歩させていただけませんか
Excuse me, I'd like to calm down and think so do you think you could take His Highness on a stroll through the garden?

Panel 6
散歩？
A stroll?

とりあえずいい空気を吸わせてみたいんです
Try getting him some fresh air for the time being.

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Panel 1
メタンガスを吸わせても同じだと思いますよ
I think it'd be the same even if he breathed in methane gas.

じゃまあとりあえず
Well, let's go for now.

ヒュッ
Hyu - Fwoo

Panel 2
ほら起きて
Here, get up.

ううっ
Uugh

Panel 3
歩いてください
Please walk.

頭が重い~~~
My head feels heavy~~~

Panel 4
しょうがないないち！に！
It's no use. One! Two!

Panel 5
三歩 歩かせて散歩
Three steps, that's a stroll.
*In Japanese, "sanpo" is a "stroll" and "san" can mean "three".

古い！
That's old!

スッ
Su - Smoothly

Panel 6
カカッ
Ka ka - Click click

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Panel 1
ほら明るい所だと見えなくなるだろう
Look, it's like he's blind to cheerful places.

ううっ
Uugh

ほんとだ
Really.

Panel 2
いいことを思いついた殿下に一日中強いライトを当てておくんだ
I thought of something good. Let's hit His Highness with a strong light throughout the day.

それが何かの解決になるか？
Will that solve something?

Panel 3
気休めにはなる
It'll make me feel better.

うーむ
Yeah.

Panel 4
おあつらえだ
Perfect.

Panel 6
チッ
Chi - Click

ボン！
Bon! - Boom!

グラッ
Gura - Wobble

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Panel 1
ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

Panel 2
わーっ？！
Waaah?!

Panel 3
ボヨン！
Boyon! - Sproing!

Panel 5
ズウン！
Zuun! - Boom!

Panel 6
あら~~~~？
Huh~~~?

Panel 7
ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 8
何だ今のは！
What was that just now?!

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Panel 1
あーびっくりした
Ah, that surprised me.

Panel 2
どうした
What happened?

実は空から大きな石が降ってきたんだけど
Actually, a big stone fell from the sky.

ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 3
どうやら あの妖怪変化がクッションになったらしくて助かったんだ
Somehow that monstrous apparition acted like a cushion and saved us.

デロデロ
Dero dero - Wobble wobble

Panel 4
そうだったか！くそっなんて間の悪い！
Is that so?! Damn, that was unfortunate!

Panel 5
やあやあ
Yo, yo.

あっ先生散歩させましたよ
Ah, Doctor, we went for a walk.

Panel 6
けっこう 今度は台所でミルクを飲ませてください
Splendid. Please have him drink some milk in the kitchen.

Panel 7
持ってきましょうか
Shall I bring you some?

台所で飲むという日常性がかんじんなのです
It's vital that he accepts regular life like drinking in the kitchen.

Panel 8
精神科の医者っていろいろやらせるんだなあ
The psychiatrist is making us do various things.

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Panel 1
シューシュー
Shuu shuu - Fshh fshh

Panel 2
ミルクはどこだ？
Where's the milk?

冷蔵庫の中だろう
In the refrigerator probably.

Panel 3
ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 4
何だこりゃ
What is this?

Panel 5
ポイ
Poi - Toss

Panel 6
ドッ
Do - Thwap

Panel 7
カーン！
Gaan! - Bam!

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Panel 1
やった！
I did it!

Panel 2
ガスがもれてたんだな
There was a gas leak.

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 3
また化け物がバリケードになってくれたんで助かった
The apparition became a barricade again and saved us.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 4
なっ？！
Wha?!

Panel 5
これはどういうことだ！あの妖怪たち まるで国王を守護しているようではないか！
What is the meaning of this?! It's like those apparitions are protecting the king!

Panel 6
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 7
パタリロいる？！
Is Patalliro here?!

ダッ
Da - Tap

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Panel 1
あれマライヒさん
Huh, Maraich?

どうしたんです
What's wrong?

Panel 2
たいへんなんだパタリロは？！
It's serious! Where is Patalliro?!

ひもの先にぶらさがって喜んでますよ
We're happily dangling him from a string in front of us.

Panel 3
わからないなー
I don't get it~

Panel 4
とにかくこれこれしかじかで殺し屋がパタリロの写真を落としていったんだ！パタリロは命をねらわれてるんだよ！
Anyway, bla-de-bla, a hitman dropped a photo of Patalliro! He's targetting Patalliro!

Panel 5
ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 6
調査したら中東のソワードという宝石商が殺しを依頼したらしいんだ！
When we investigated, a jeweler named Swardo seems to have ordered a hit!

Panel 7
ソワードといえば中東のダイヤモンドキングと呼ばれる人物だ
Swardo is the name of a diamond king in the Middle East.

そういえば以前大口の取り引きをめぐってマリネラとソワードが対立したことがあったっけ
That reminds me, weren't Malynera and Swardo opposing each other in some big deal before?

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Panel 1
あの仕事はマリネラが受けおったんだ
Malynera got that job.

それじゃ あの時のことを根にもって？！
Then he has a grudge against His Highness for that?!

なんて奴だ！
What a terrible guy!

Panel 2
殿下がねらわれてるんですって？！
His Highness is being targeted?!

Panel 3
パタリロ！ぶらさがって遊んでる場合じゃないぞ！
Patalliro! This isn't the time to dangle and play around!

Panel 4
デロン
Deron - Doom

Panel 5
遊んでるわけじゃありませんよ
He's not playing.

それは何だーっ！！
What is that?!!

Panel 6
わかりません 10日前 急にこうなったんです
I don't know. This suddenly popped up 10 days ago.

デロデロデロ
Dero dero dero - Wobble wobble

Panel 7
パタリロの回りではよくこういう不可解な現象が起きるなあ
Such mysterious phenomenon often occur around Patalliro.

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Panel 1
10日間飲まず食わずなんです 水も受けつけないんですよ
He hasn't eaten or drunk anything in 10 days. Not even water.

衰弱しきっておかげで宮殿が静かなこと
He's wasting away and thanks to that the palace has been quiet.

Panel 2
飲まず食わず？
No food or drink?

Panel 3
ん？！
Hn?!

Panel 4
こいつはたしか！
He's definitely...!

Panel 5
彼は？
Who is he?

気休めで治療に来てもらってるお医者さんです
A doctor who had come to treat him for lip service.

Panel 6
ふーん
Hmm.

Panel 7
ザッ！
Za! - Swish!

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Panel 1
何か？
What is it?

いや
Nothing.

さそうても反応しない。。。血の匂いを感じたのは気のせいか
Even when I lured him he didn't react... Did I imagine the smell of blood on him?

Panel 2
それよりこれをどうするんだ
More importantly, what will we do about this?

デロデロ
Dero dero - Wobble wobble

まさかこれは殺し屋のしわざじゃないでしょうね
There's no way this is the act of an assassin.

Panel 3
こんな術を使える奴が殺し屋なんかやってるもんか
As if someone who could use techniques like this would be an assassin.

デローンデロデロ
Deroon dero dero - Wobble wobble

それもそうだ この芸で世界中興行をうって歩ける
You have a point. With this sort of technique he could travel the world in show business.

Panel 4
まずいのが現われた
It's no good that he appeared.

Panel 5
どうやらマリネラ国王と顔見知りらしい 写真を落としたのは痛い失敗だった
He seems to be acquainted with Malynera's king somehow.  Dropping that photo was a painful mistake.

Panel 6
奴もプロだ 事故に見せかけるなんて甘い手は使えんぞ。。。となると。。。
He's a pro, too. When it comes to him... I can't fake an accident or use a lazy trick... 

Panel 7
44号をつかまえたー！
We caught Number 44!

ハッ
Hah

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Panel 1
はなせー！
Let me go!

来い！裏山でキャンプしてるなんてとんでもない奴だ！
Come on! We didn't expect for you to be camping on the hill behind your home!

Panel 2
ぼくは非番なんだー！
I'm off duty!

10日も姿をくらまして非番もへったくれもあるか！
As if you can call disappearing for 10 days being off duty!

Panel 3
有給休暇をとったんです！
I took a paid vacation!

すぐバレるようなウソを
I can instantly tell that's a lie.

フッフッ
Hu hu

Panel 4
タマネギ部隊の有給休暇は10年に一日だけだ！
The Tamanegi Force only gets 1 paid day off per 10 years!

キャーッ！！
Kyaaah!!

Panel 5
失礼ですが
Excuse me.

Panel 6
44号さんを発見したことは 他の皆さんもご存知で？
Does everyone else know that you've found Number 44?

Panel 7
いえ われわれが見つけてすぐ殿下の所へ連れて行くところですが
No, we found him and brought him to His Highness' place right away.

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Panel 1
よし 誰も気がついてないな
All right, no one will notice.

あのー
Umm...

どちら様ですか？
Who are you?

Panel 2
申しおくれましたが
Excuse me for not introducing myself.

Panel 3
ガガッ
Ga ga - Bam bam

Panel 4
シュッ
Shu - Swish

おお！
Ooh!

Panel 5
ドッ
Do - Bam

何をする！
What are you doing?!

Panel 6
カーッ
Kaa - Light

Panel 7
哈っ！！
Hah!!

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Panel 1
ドゴッ！
Dogo! - Kerthunk!

Panel 2
ガッ
Ga - Bam

Panel 3
シュコッ
Shuko - Shwing

Panel 4
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 5
霊感青年というだけあって奇妙な技を使う しかし実戦むきではないな
The spiritual youth uses a strange art but it's no match for real fighting.

Panel 6
悪いが君たちには眠っていてもらおう
Sorry, but you're going to sleep.

コン
Kon - Knock

Panel 7
まわりくどいやり方だがやむをえん 国王にはあのまま飲まず食わずで衰弱死していただく
It's a roundabout method but it can't be helped. The king will eventually die of weakness if he doesn't eat or drink.

フッフッフッ
Hu hu hu

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Panel 2
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 3
これでよし
That should do it.

Panel 4
さみしいだろうから時々 さるぐつわに麻酔薬をしみこませに来てやる
Because I'd be lonely, I sometimes soak gags in anesthetics. 

Panel 5
もっとも
But then

Panel 6
国王が早くくたばらんと君たちの方が先にまいってしまうかもしれんな
If the king doesn't die soon you guys may go first.

クックッ
Ku ku - Chuckle

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Panel 1
その時は運命だと思ってあきらめてくれ
When that happens please consider it fate and give up.

ハーッハッハッ
Haa ha ha

Panel 2
ガチャン！
Gachan! - Crash!

ガタガタ
Gata gata - Clatter clatter

ガチャッ
Gacha - Clack

Panel 3
わっ！
Wah!

キャッ？！
Kyah?!

Panel 4
わーっ殿下ーっ！！
Waaah, Your Highness!!

Panel 5
ガッガッ
Ga ga - Crunch crunch

ムシャムシャ
Musha musha - Munch munch

Panel 6
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 7
どうした！
What happened?!

あっ先生！
Ah, Doctor!

Panel 8
たいへんなんです！マライヒさんがとにかく一服しようと言うのでみんなにお茶とケーキを持ってきたら殿下が。。。！
This is bad! Maraich said we should try rest so we went to get tea and cake for everyone when His Highness...!

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Panel 1
バクバク
Baku baku - Chomp chomp

Panel 2
あーびっくりした
Aah, I was shocked.

いきなり飛びかかってきましたからね
I suddenly dove through.

Panel 3
自分が衰弱してるのがわかって無意識の状態で栄養を補給してるのかもしれない
He must know that he's weakened and be replenishing himself unconsciously.

なんて意地ぎたない生命力だ
What a gluttonous life force.

Panel 4
やばい！体力を回復されては！
Oh no! He'll recover his physical strength!

Panel 5
何をしている 止めろ！弱った体でいきなりあんな物を食べては
What are you doing? Stop him! You can't let a weakened body suddenly eat all that food!

あっ！
Ah!

Panel 6
えっ？！
Eh?!

わーっ！！
Waaah!!

Panel 7
何だこれは！！
What is it?!!

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Panel 1
デロデロ
Dero dero - Loom loom

キャーッ！！
Kyaaah!!

Panel 2
何の冗談だー！
What kind of joke is this?!

Panel 3
ガブガブ
Gabu gabu - Chomp chomp

Panel 4
デローン
Deroon - Loom

Panel 5
ヒエーッ！ヒエーッ！
Hyeeeh! Hyeeeh!

あっ おまえ今朝目玉焼きとトーストを食べただろう
Ah, you probably had sunny-side up eggs and toast this morning.

Panel 6
どうしてわかる
How do you know that?

ほら
Look.

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Panel 1
びえ~~~っ！！
Hyeeeh~~~!!

Panel 2
わーっ！
Waaah!

Panel 3
キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

Panel 4
何を食べてるんだおまえはーっ！
What were you eating?!

Panel 5
怪現象がわれわれにまで広がったー！！
The mysterious phenomenon has spread to us!!

ギャオーッ
Gyaoooh

Panel 6
カッ！
Ka! - Light!

Panel 7
ダダッ！
Da da! - Tap tap!

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Panel 1
冗談じゃない あんな所にいたらまきこまれてしまう！
This is no time to joke around! If this happens we'll get swallowed up!

Panel 2
カカカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

Panel 3
おどろいたなぼくよりす早い
That's surprising. He's faster than me.

ハッ
Hah

Panel 4
カカカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

Panel 5
この足音は！
Those footsteps!

Panel 6
カカッ
Ka ka - Click click

ザッ！
Za! - Swish!

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Panel 1
何が起こったんだ！まったくでたらめな国だ！
What happened?! This country makes no sense!

ハアハア
Haah haah

Panel 2
ザッ
Za - Swish

Panel 3
君も逃げてきたのか お互い無事でなによりだ
You ran away, too? Above all else we're both safe.

Panel 4
スタッカートのような足音に聞きおぼえがあるよ
Your footsteps are familiar like a staccato.

Panel 6
靴の先に鋼鉄が入ってるね キックの時 さぞ効果を発揮するだろうな
They're steel-toed. It would be effective when you kicked.

Panel 7
何が言いたい
What is it you want to say?

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Panel 1
にらみあいが続く間に宮殿の中ではさらに奇怪な現象が起こり始めていた
While they continued glaring at each other, a more mysterious phenomenon began to happen inside of the palace.

Panel 3-4
オオーン！
Ooohn!

Panel 5
44号が窮地のおちいったので救助のため44号の守護霊が姿を現わしたのだ！
44 was in a dangerous predicament, so 44's guardian spirit appeared to rescue him!

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Panel 1
ワーッ
Waaah

キャーッ
Kyaaah

パニックだーっ！！
Panic!!

Panel 2
静まれー！
Quiet!

Panel 3
わーっ！また変なのが出てきたー！！
Waaah! Something else strange has popped up!!

ヒエーッ
Hyeeeh

Panel 4
わしはおまえたちが44号と呼ぶ男を守護している者だ！
I defend the man you call 44!

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 5
このさわぎの張本人！そこに隠れている奴姿を見せい！！
Ringleader of this uproar! The one hiding over there, show yourself!!

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Panel 1
ええっ
Eeh??

Panel 2
ああっ？！
Aah?!

Panel 3
わーっ こっちにもー！
Waaah, over here, too!

Panel 4
わしは食の神アル守護霊ふぜいが口を出すよろしくないアル
I am the god of food aru. Don't interrupt me, guardian spirit aru.

Panel 5
何をぬかす！きさまのせいでわしの守護する者が迷惑をこうむってるのだ！さっさとこのさわぎをおさめんか！
What are you grumbling about?! Because of you the person I defend has been troubled! Put an end to this uproar quickly!

Panel 6
バチッ
Bachi - Snap

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Panel 1
バチバチバチ
Bachi bachi bachi - Snap snap snap

ひええ~~~っ！！
Hyeeeh~~~!!

Panel 2
宮殿の中でもにらみあいが始まった！
An exchange of glares began in the palace!

バチバチッ！
Bachi bachi! - Snap snap!

Panel 3
そのころ庭ではマライヒたちがすでに戦いを始めていた！
At that time the battle in the garden with Maraich had already started!

ガガガッ
Ga ga ga - Pow pow pow

Panel 4
シュッ
Shu - Swoosh

Panel 5
おお！
Ooh!

ザッ
Za - Swish

Panel 6
ダッ！
Da! - Tap!

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Panel 1
思った以上にできる！
He's better than I thought!

トッ
To - Land

Panel 2
シュッ
Shu - Swoosh

Panel 3
ガッ！
Ga! - Bam!

Panel 5
カッ
Ka - Light

Panel 6
はっ！
Hah!

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Panel 1
ザーッ
Zaa - Swish

Panel 2
うわっ！
Uwah!

ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 3
もらった！
Got him!

ダッ！
Da! - Tap!

Panel 4
シュルッ
Shuru - Snake

Panel 5
ビシッ
Bishi - Crack

あぐっ？！
Aguh?!

Panel 6
ドッ！
Do! - Thud!

Panel 7
策におぼれたな！
Don't overshoot your mark!

シュコッ
Shuko - Shwing

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Panel 1
あいにくオレは一対一の勝負で負けたことはないんだ！
Sorry, but I've never been defeated in a one on one match!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 2
とどめだ！首の骨をへし折ってやる！
This is it! I'll break your neck!

シャッ
Sha - Swish

Panel 3
バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 4
ビシッ！
Bishi! - Crack!

Panel 5
ググッ
Gu gu - Choke

Panel 6
げっ！オレのスネークロープをつかんだ？！
Geh! My snake rope was caught?!

Panel 7
まさか！
No way!

ビュン！
Byun! - Whizz!

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Panel 1
ビュルッ
Byuru - Slither

Panel 2
ビリッ
Biri - Crack

Panel 3
ビリビリ
Biri biri - Crack crack

Panel 4
ザーッ
Zaa - Swish

Panel 5
バンコラン！
Bancoran!

Panel 6
バンコラン？！MI6のバンコラン少佐か！
Bancoran?! Major Bancoran of MI6?!

Panel 7
だから パタリロのことなど放っておけと言ったんだ
I told you to leave Patalliro alone.

ギリギリ
Giri giri - Tighten

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Panel 1
地球環境保全のためこいつに殺させればよかったんだ それからやって来て線香の一本もあげればそれで義理ははたせる
You should have let him kill him in order to preserve the global environment. We could have turned up after that and lit up an incense stick to fulfill our moral obligation.

Panel 2
そう言ったのによけいなおせっかいをするから そのありさまだ マライヒだらしがないぞ
You meddled too much despite what I said so you got sloppy, Maraich.

Panel 3
。。。油断したんだ
...I was negligent.

Panel 4
こうなったら わたしがこいつを片づけなくてはならんじゃないか
Since it's come to this I'll have to deal with him.

Panel 5
パタリロの息の根がとまってからにしたかった
I wanted to do that after Patalliro's life was ended.

ハア
Haah

Panel 6
会話についていけない
He doesn't understand what they're talking about.

Panel 7
ニャッ？！
Nyah?!

食べてる
Eating.

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Panel 1
マライヒ 8時にアントニーの席を予約してあるんだ 急げばまにあうから帰り支度をしておけ
Maraich, I reserved seats at Anthony's at 8. If we hurry we can get back in time to prepare.

えっ？
Eh?

ぐっ！
Guh!

Panel 2
そんな強烈なハッタリを聞いたのは初めてだ
It's the first time I've heard such an intense bluff.

Panel 3
ハッタリを言う趣味はない
I don't make a hobby of telling bluffs.

Panel 4
わたしの右手は自由だがおまえのきき腕は死んでいる どちらが有利かは言うまでもない
My right hand is free but your dominant arm is dead. I have the advantage.

Panel 5
くやしいがその通りだ
Unfortunately, that's true.

Panel 6
大僧正の件ではしてやられた。。。かたきをうたせてもらう
I'll get my revenge... for the case of the death of the high priest.

Panel 8
パッ！
Pa! - Pop!

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Panel 1
ドゴッ！
Dogo! - Ker-bonk!

Panel 2
こりゃっ！何をするアル！
What is this?! What are you doing aru?!

Panel 3
やかましい早々に立ち去れ！
Shut up! Go away at once!

Panel 4
なっ
What

Panel 5
んだっ
is

Panel 6
あれは！
that?!

Panel 7
わたし そのヒネガキに用があるのことよ！
I have business with that twisted brat!

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Panel 2
そのヒネガキは毎日普通の人間の何十倍も食物を食べるのことアルよ！
That twisted brat eats ten times more than an ordinary human every day aru!

Panel 3
人間は皆 動物の肉を食べたりするアルがそれはしかたのないことアル！でも そのガキは無意味にたくさん食べて動物や植物の命をむだにしてるアル！だから わたし心を入れかえさせるために動物たちにたたらせたアル！
All humans eat animal meat and such aru but it can't be helped aru! But that brat eats a ton without meaning and the lives of animals and plants are wasted aru! So, in order to make him clean up his act I cursed the animals aru!

Panel 4
ああ それで牛や豚が！
Aah, so the cow and the pig!

でも ぼくたちにもたたりが広がりましたよ！
But it spread to us, too!

Panel 5
それはついでアル！
That was an opportunity aru!

そんなー！
No way!

Panel 6
言いたいことはそれだけか！とにかく おまえのやってることははた迷惑なのだ！とっとと消え失せろ！
Is that all you want to say?! Anyhow, what your doing is troublesome! Hurry up and vanish!

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Panel 1
カチーン
Kachiin - Stiff

ときたアル！
That enrages me aru!

Panel 2
守護霊のぶんざいでつけあがりおって！許さないアル！
You're taking advantage of your standing as a guardian! I won't forgive this aru!

ズザーッ
Zuzaa - Scree

Panel 3
バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 4
中華秘法！
Chinese Secret Art!

オオーン
Ooohm

Panel 7
ギョーザ地獄！
Gyoza hell!

ゴーッ！
Goo! - Rooar!

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Panel 1
ビチャビチャッ
Bicha bicha - Splash splash

Panel 2
どうだ ニンニクくさいアル！まいったアルか！
How about it? It stinks of garlic aru! Do you give up aru?!

Panel 3
本場のギョーザにはニンニクは入れないんじゃなかったっけ？
Is there garlic in genuine gyoza?

なんか あの神様インチキくさいなあ
What, that god stinks of trickery.

Panel 4
くだらん攻撃を~~~
What a stupid attack~~~

フルフル
Furu furu - Tremble

Panel 5
もう怒った！
That tears it!

守護霊
Guardian spirit!

Panel 6
パーンチ！
Punch!

Panel 7
ドカッ
Doka - Pow

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Panel 1
よくもやったアルな！
How dare you aru!

じゃかーしー！
You're unbearable!

だから マリネラへ来るのはいやだったんだ！
This is why I didn't want to come to Malynera!

ぼくにどなってもー！
Even if you yell at me...!

Panel 2
わけがわからん
I don't get any of this.

クラッ
Kura - Stagger

Panel 3
とにかく みんな気をとられてる今のうちに
Anyhow, while they're preoccupied...

Panel 4
ボッ！
Bo! - Boom!

Panel 5
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 6
さっきはよくも。。。
How dare you before...

Panel 7
また めんどくさいのが！
This is tiresome!

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Panel 1
守護霊があばれまくっているものだから霊的につながっている44号が目ざめてしまったのだ！しかし麻酔の影響がぬけきっていないのでまだフラフラしている！
Because his guardian spirit was going on a violent rampage, 44, who was connected to the spiritual, woke up! However, the anesthetics were still effecting him to so he was still unsteady!

カーッ
Kaa - Light

Panel 2
お返しだ！
It's payback time!

Panel 3
でいっ！！
Deeh!!

Panel 4
ズーム
Zuumu - Boom

Panel 6
ボッ
Bo - Bam

Panel 7
今度は何だ
What is it this time?

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Panel 1
でやーっ！！
Deyaaah!!

フラフラして霊波の方向がさだまらないので44号はやけになった！
He was staggering so the direction of the spiritual waves wasn't fixed so 44 went crazy!

Panel 2
ボッボボッ
Bo bo bo - Bam bam bam

Panel 3
ダ
Da - Tap

Panel 4
実戦むきじゃないと言ったろう！
Didn't I tell you that isn't for actual combat!

ガッ！
Ga! - Bam!

Panel 5
みんな動くな！動くとこいつの命はないぞ
No one move! If you move I'll kill him!

Panel 9
もうこんなでたらめな国はまっぴらだ！オレは出て行く！
I've had enough of this nonsense country! I'm getting out of here!

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Panel 1
たいへんだ！44号が人質にとられた！
Ths is bad! He's taken 44 hostage!

う~~~ん
Ung~~~.

Panel 2
おやっ？
Oh?

その時 今回まったく見せ場のなかったパタリロが気がついた中華の神様が守護霊との戦いに精神を集中している間にたたっていた動物たちがどこかへ行ってしまったのだ
At that moment, Patalliro woke up without having seen any of the recent highlights. While the Chinese god was concentrating on fighting the guardian spirit, the animal spirits he'd been cursed with went somewhere.

Panel 3
ああ 久しぶりに頭がスッキリした悪性の便秘が治った気分だ
Aah, my head feels like it's recovered after a lengthy case of bad constipation.

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 4
44号があぶない！
44, be careful!

ワーッ！
Waaah!

うん？
Hn?

Panel 5
きさま ふざけたまねをするとふみつぶすぞ！
If you make light of me I'll crush you!

Panel 6
動くな！ちょっとでもおかしなそぶりをしたらこいつの頭をふきとばす！
Don't move! If you make even a slightly strange gesture I'll blow his head off!

Panel 7
ぐっ
Guh

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Panel 1
そうか いろいろ起こったんだな 半分気は失ってたが みんなの会話は耳の底に残ってる
I see. A lot of stuff has happened. I was half conscious but everyone's conversation remained in his ears.

Panel 2
おーい中華の神様ー！
Heeey, Chinese god!

Panel 3
あっ 殿下！
Ah, Your Highness!

パタリロ！
Patalliro!

Panel 4
ぼくの食生活には問題点があったかもしれない！これから少ーし食べる量をへらすからかんべんしてくれ！
There was probably a problem in my eating habits! I'll reduce the amount I eat a liiittle bit so forgive me!

Panel 5
しかし神様 ぼくが食べる動物の命を心配するなら他にもやることはあるんじゃないか？！
However, god, if I worry about the lives of the animals I eat isn't there something else that needs to be done?!

Panel 6
何アル？！
What aru?!

Panel 7
たとえばそこで44号をおさえてる殺し屋だ！そいつは動物の命どころか人間の命をうばうのを仕事にしてるんだぞ！そういう奴にそこたたりをあたえて反省させるべきじゃないのか？！
For example, that hitman who has seized 44 over there! He works taking the lives of humans, let alone animals! Shouldn't you curse a guy like that and make him reconsider it?!

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Panel 1
一理あるアル
You have a point aru.

Panel 2
こらっ何を言いだすんだ！
Hey, what are you suggesting?!

Panel 3
わたし食糧関係が専門アルがまあよろしいアル
My specialty is related to food aru. Well, it's fine aru.

むん！
Mn!

Panel 4
サーッ
Saa - Chill

Panel 5
ほお 何といってもとりあえずは神様のはしくれ なかなかやるな
Hoh, when all is said and done being a bit of a god doesn't matter for now, you did well.

はしくれはよけいアル
"A bit" is too much aru.

Panel 6
デロデロデロ
Dero dero dero - Loom loom loom

Panel 7
わわっ？！
Wah wah?!

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Panel 1
うわーっ！今までに殺した連中がー！！
Uwaaah! The people I killed before...!!

デロデロ
Dero dero - Loom loom

Panel 2
ギャーッ！！
Gyaaah!!

というわけで
So

Panel 3
亡霊にたたられて身動きできなくなった殺し屋はあっけなくつかまった
The hitman was cursed by the ghosts and couldn't move, and he was caught quickly.

守護霊は無事44号の体内にもどり 中華の神様はパタリロが食生活を改善すると約束したので(いつまでもつかわからないが) どこかへ帰って行った
44's guardian spirit returned safely inside of him. Because Patalliro promised to improve his eating habits, the Chinese god went back somewhere (for who knows how long).

Panel 4
しかし問題は残った
However, there was a problem left.

Panel 5
マライヒさんも殺し屋だったことを忘れてたでしょう
I forgot Maraich was an assassin, too.

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Panel 1
たたられてますよ
He was cursed.

う~~~ん！
Ung~~~!

Panel 2
少佐もです
And so was the Major.

Panel 3
職務上とはいえけっこう人を殺してますからね
Even if it's for work he's killed good people.

どうするんです 神様はもうどこかへ行っちゃいましたよ
What should we do? The god already left somewhere.

Panel 4
ぼく以外の人間がどうなろうと知ったこっちゃなーい！！
I don't care what happens to anyone besides me!!

ワッハッハッ！
Wahaha!

Panel 5
一生 牛や豚にたたらせておけばよかったな
He should have been cursed by the cow and pig for life.

う~~~む
Yeah~~~.

たたりじゃ/おわり
It's a Curse / End