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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第7巻
Volume 7

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

化学騒動(パタリロ!20)。。。。5
Chemistry Chaos (Patalliro! 20) ..........5

学園物語(パタリロ!21)。。。。35
Campus Tale (Patalliro! 21)......35

赤い人魚(パタリロ!22)。。。65
Red Mermaid (Patalliro! 22)............65

パタリロの一日(パタリロ!23)。。。95
Patalliro's Day (Patalliro! 23)....95

めずらしい純白の花が咲く(パタリロ！24)。。。。。。。。。125
A Rare, Pure White Flower Blooms (Patalliro! 24)........125

猫間天狗 其ノ四(パタリロ！番外編)。。。。。。。。。。155
Nekoma Tengu Part Four (Patalliro! Extra Story).........155

霧 魔。。。。。。。。。。。。。165
Mist demon............................................165

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化学騒動  パタリロ! 20
Chemistry Chaos
Patalliro! 20

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Panel 1
ぼくはゴキブリがきらいではない
I don't hate cockroaches.

Panel 2
むしろゴキブリに深い愛着を持っているとさえ言える
You could even say I have a deep attachment to cockroaches.

Panel 3
しかし
But...

Panel 4
この状況はがまんできない
I can't tolerate this.

ワサワサワサワサ
Wasa wasa wasa wasa - Rustle rustle rustle rustle

Panel 5
なんでぼくの部屋にだけこんなにゴキブリが異常発生するのだ！
Why are these cockroaches only plaguing my room?!

そりゃあ殿下がいけません
Your Highness, that's no good.

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Panel 1
おやつはそこら中に食べちらかすし
Bits of afternoon snacks are left all over the place...

Panel 2
シャワーを浴びても体をふかないし
Even if I take a shower I don't dry off...

Panel 3
おまけにカーテンは年中しめっきり
To make matters worse, the curtains are closed year-round.

Panel 4
適当にうす暗くて湿気があって食料に不自由しないとなれば、ゴキブリの異常発生も当然でしょう
If it's suitably gloomy and moist and easy to get food, naturally it would be plagued by cockroaches.

栄養がいきとどいてるもんだから、見ろこいつらの発育のよさ
They've been watching their nutrition. Look at the size of this one.

Panel 5
ところで殿下今日いとこのマッタリロ様が遊びにくると連絡がありましたが
By the way, Your Highness, I've heard today Mattalliro is coming over to play.

なにあの万年欠食児童が
What, that kid with a bottomless pit for a stomach?

Panel 6
マッタリロとは南欧のさる公国にとついだ母方の叔母の子で今年五歳になるかわいい男の子です
Mattalliro is the son of Patalliro's aunt on his mother's side of the family, who married a Duke in Southern Europe. This year he turns five years old. He's a cute child.

なにがかわいいもんか
What do you mean "cute"?

Panel 7
とにかく手のかかる子で叔母上は自分が子守りに疲れるとぼくに押しつけてよこすのだ
なにしろいつでも腹をすかせてるもんだから、目についた物はなんでも口にいれようとする子なのだ
Anyway, I'm tired of my aunt making me babysit that fussy brat.
At any rate, he's always hungry, and he'll try to put anything he sees in his mouth.

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Panel 1
つまり
In short...

ムグムグムグ
Mugu mugu mugu - Munch munch munch

Panel 2
よお、マッタリロ
Yo, Mattalliro.

Panel 3
ぼくは食べ物じゃないと何度言ったらわかるんだ
How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not food before you get it?

スポン
Supon - Pop

Panel 4
ムグムグムグ
Mugu mugu mugu - Munch munch munch

Panel 5
ポーン
Poon - Thwack

Panel 6
クルクル
Kuru kuru - Twirl twirl

クッ
Ku - Twirl

Panel 7
ブワシイッ
Buwashii - Slam

Panel 8
殿下それはあまりに乱暴な
You Highness, that's too rough!
*An imitation of a scene from Ozaki Kouyou's novel "The Golden Demon", between the characters Kanichi and Omiya.

ゴン
Gon - Thwap

えーい、はなせ売女！
Eeeh, let go of me, prostitute!

Panel 9
ば痛！
Ah, it hurts!

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Panel 1
来年の今月今夜のこの月を
The moon on the same night in the next year...

よっ、待ってました国定忠治
Hey, I'm waiting, Kunisada Chuji.

Panel 2
ちがう国定忠治はこうだ
No, Kunisada Chuji is like this.
*Kunisada Chuji of Kunisada Chuji.

それは勧進帳でしょう
That's Kanjincho.

Panel 3
勧進帳はこう
Kanjincho is like this.
*Benkei of Kanjincho.

それはスターウォーズです
That's Star Wars.

Panel 4
スターウォーズはこうだ
Star Wars is like this.
*Oscar from "Rose of Versailles".

いやそれは赤ずきんちゃん
No, that's Little Red Riding Hood.

Panel 5
赤ずきんちゃんというのは
Little Red Riding Hood is like this.
*Gilbert from "Kaze to Ki no Uta".

アホはからかいがいがある
Teasing an idiot is worth it.

Panel 6
おまえにアホよばわりされたんでは生きる希望もなくなるわ！
Call me an idiot and you'll have no hope to live!

ちょっと待ってください、あれを
Wait a minute please. Over there.

Panel 7
わーっ！
Waaah!

ムグムグムグ
Mugu mugu mugu - Munch munch munch

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Panel 1
やめんかこれは食べ物じゃない！
Knock it off! This isn't food!

Panel 2
そうそうちゃんとナイフとフォークを使って
Right, use a knife and fork like proper people.

Panel 3
ちがうとゆーに！
No, that's not what I said!

Panel 4
ムグムグムグ
Mugu mugu mugu - Munch munch munch

だめだ。口に入る大きさの物はなんでも食べ物だと思ってるんだ
It's no use. He thinks anything that can fit into his mouth is food.

Panel 5
ひょい
Hyoi - Fwoo

Panel 6
ゴキブリをいちいち片づけるのはめんどうだ。ちょうどいい機会だからゴキブリ退治の薬を作るとしよう
It's too difficult to take care of cockroaches one by one. Now is a good time to make a chemical to get rid of the cockroaches.

Panel 7
化学実験屋
Chemistry Experimentation Room

バン
Ban - Slam

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Panel 1
フッフッフッ、この部屋に入るとなぜか身がひきしまるなあ
Huhuhu, for some reason when I enter this room I feel tense.

Panel 2
そうちょうどいい具合にウエストがひきしまって
Yes, my waist is just right.

ぎゅう
Gyuu - Squeeze

Panel 3
うわお
Uwaoh~

Panel 4
いつのまに人をおちょくることをおぼえたんだ。このメンタコは
When did you learn how to make fun of people? This mentako!
*According to an interview with Mineo Maya, "mentako" has no meaning. It's a word that Patalliro has made up.

Panel 5
ちょっと待ってろ。今ノーベル賞もののゴキブリ退治の薬を作ってみせるから
Wait a minute. I'll make a chemical to get rid of cockroaches that will win me a Nobel Prize.

ワサワサ
Wasa wasa - Rustle rustle

Panel 6
まず市販の殺虫剤をぶちこんで
First off, I'll throw in a commercial pesticide.

Panel 7
硫酸やら青酸やら劇薬をぶちこんで
Throw in sulfuric acid, hydrocyanic acid and a strong poison.

ボチャンボチャン
Bochan bochan - Kerplunk kerplunk

Panel 8
さて最後の仕上げがかんじんだ
これぞゴキブリ退治の総もとじめ泣く子もだまるコックローチ男
And now for the finishing touch.
This.  The cockroach extermination king, a man who strikes fear into the hearts of cockroaches.

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Panel 1
武田鉄矢のブロマイドをこう
A photograph of Takeda Tetsuya.
*Takeda Tetsuya appeared in a commercial for Cockroach S, a pesticide, in 1977.

Panel 2
なんばしよっと
Nanbanshiyotto - Kabloom

わっ
Wah!

Panel 3
あーびっくりした、音のでるブロマイドだったのか
Ah, that surprised me! Was that sound from putting the photograph in?

Panel 4
とにかくこれをこうまぜると
Anyway, now to stir this.

コネクリコネクリ
Konekuri konekuri - Swirl swirl

Panel 5
やめんか~~！！
Knock it off~~~!!

チュー
Chu - Suck

Panel 6
死んだらどうする！
What will I do if you die?!

ひょい
Hyoi - Fwoo

Panel 7
メンタコ！
Mentako!

ガチャン
Gachan - Bang

Panel 8
メンタコ！メンタコ！
Mentako! Mentako!

ガチャンガチャン
Gachan gachan - Bang bang

Panel 9
オシャマンベ！
Oshamanbe!
*A place.

ガチッ
Gachi - Clack

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Panel 1
やはりまんべ固めは強烈だ
As I thought, the Manbe is extremely tough.
*Most likely meant to sound close to Oshamanbe.

ボチャン
Bochan - Kerplunk

Panel 2
えっ！
Eh!

Panel 3
あわわわ
Awawawah!

ジャバッ
Jaba - Splash

Panel 4
だいじょうぶか。マッタリロ薬を飲んだりしなかったろうな！
Are you ok?! Mattalliro, you shouldn't have drunken the medicine!

Panel 6
マッタリロ！
Mattalliro!

Panel 7
生きてるようだな
He seems to be alive.

Panel 8
まさかこんな
ゴチャゴチャにまざった薬を飲んで透明になってしまったのか
This can't be.
Drinking that mixture turned him invisible?!

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Panel 1
それでは
Well then.

はっ、どうも
Yes, thank you.

Panel 2
だれですか、あれは
Who is that?

アメリカからダイヤの買い付けにきたバイヤーだ
He's a buyer from America. He came here to buy diamonds.

Panel 3
なんか知らんがいろいろ質問していったよ
He had many questions that I wasn't sure about.

物好きな
Out of curiosity...

Panel 4
なにが
What?

長官のことをいろいろきいてどうする気でしょう
What is the chief doing answering various questions?

Panel 5
長官に気があるんじゃないですか
Was he interested in you?

いけないわ。あたしにはもう妻と子が
I can't. I already have a wife and child.

Panel 6
妻子がおありになったんですか
He asked about your wife and children?

妻子です
My wife and child.

Panel 7
いや聞いてったのは殿下のことだ
No, he asked about His Highness.

あたりまえだ。誰が好きこのんでこんな老年に興味をもつか
Naturally. Who would be interested in someone so old?

Panel 8
ズガガガガッ
Zugagagaga - Blam blam blam blam

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Panel 1
イギリス、MI6本部
England, MI6 Headquarters

何？！電話が遠いぞ。はっきり言え！
What? This is a long distance call. Speak clearly!

Panel 2
だから透明人間になる薬だ。これを飲むと人間が見えなくなる
So, the medicine turned him invisible. When you drink this it makes it so you can't see people anymore.

Panel 3
どうだMI6で買わんか。スパイ活動がしやすくなるぞ
How about it? Won't MI6 pay for that? It would make spying easy.

Panel 4
ガチャン
Gachan - Click

あれ？もしもし、バンコラン？！
Huh? Hello? Bancoran?!

Panel 5
誰から？
Who was that?

パタリロだ。とうとう病気が脳をおかしはじめたらしい
Patalliro. His sickness seems to be finally be getting to his brain.

Panel 6
そんなことより
More importantly...

うふふっ
Ufufu...

Panel 7
まるっきり信用しとらんなしょうがない。NATOにでも売りつけよう
He didn't trust me at all. Oh well, it can't be helped. I'll sell it to NATO.

ピッポッ
ナメッ
クジャッ
Pi po - Beep boop
Name - Whir
Kuja - Push

Panel 8
透明人間になる薬だとー！ねぼけてるのか、きさま、アラスカ行きだー！！
A medicine that turns men invisible?! Are you dreaming?! You bastard, I'll send you to Alaska!!
*Major Klaus Eberbach from "From Eroica With Love".

Panel 9
誰が出たんだ
Who was that?

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Panel 1
さーて弱ったマッタリロをこのまま国へ帰すわけにはいかんし
Well, Mattalliro is causing trouble. I can't send him back to his country like this.

Panel 2
キョロキョロ
Kyoro kyoro - Glancing around

Panel 3
誰だおまえは
Who are you?

あっ、アメリカのバイヤーです
Oh, I'm a buyer from America.

Panel 4
ハイヤーなんぞ。呼んだおぼえはないぞ
I don't remember asking to hire someone.

ハイヤーじゃない、バイヤー
Buyer, not hire.

Panel 5
なにっ、するときさまはミュータント
What?! Then you're a mutant!

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 6
これがミュウの心理バリヤーだ！
This is a mental barrier of Myuu!
*In Japanese, "barrier" sounds similar to "buyer". Myuu is a character who will appear much later in the series.

Panel 7
人を突然変異呼ばわりするな。バイヤーだ、バイヤー！
Don't call me a mutant. I'm a buyer! A buyer!

あいや~
Aiya~.

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Panel 1
ん？なんだこれは
Hn? What's this?

Panel 2
スー
Su - Smooth

ビクッ
Biku - Surprise

Panel 3
スススー
Su su su - Smooth movement

キャッキャッ
Kyah kyah!

Panel 4
これは。。。！
This is...!

Panel 5
裸なんだからあまりさわるな、さわるんなら金を払え
Don't touch him so much, he's naked. If you want to touch you have to pay.

なんだね、これは
What is this?

Panel 6
なんだねって。軍艦だとでも思うのか？
What do you think it is, a war ship?

目に見えない小さな子供のようだが
It seems like a small, invisible child.

Panel 7
わかってるんじゃないか。でたらめにまぜた化学薬品を飲んだらそうなったのだ
I don't know how, but when I randomly mixed some chemicals and he drank it that happened.

なんと
What?

Panel 8
今日は宮殿の内部を調べにきたのだがこれは思わぬ収穫だ
I came to investigate the palace today, but this is an unexpected catch.

Panel 9
宮殿の内部を調べに？
Investigate the palace?

いずれおまえたちに復讐するためにな
At any rate, I'm here to get revenge on you.

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Panel 1
なにっ？！それはどういうことだ！
What?! What are you talking about?!

すばらしい計画をだいなしにしてくれたおまえたちにいずれその礼をするということだ！
Sooner or later I was going to pay you back for spoiling our magnificent project!

Panel 2
その計画とは？！
Your project?!

Panel 3
スターダスト計画！
The Stardust Project!

Panel 4
タランテラか！
You're Tarantula?

Panel 5
バサッ
Basa - Flap

Panel 6
ヒョイ
Hyoi - Fwoo

Panel 7
バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 8
ゴー
Goo - Roar

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Panel 1
タランテラのドクターミステリオだ。この子はもらっていくぞ！
I'm Tarantula's Doctor Mysterio. This child is coming with me!

ゴーッ
Goo - Roar

Panel 2
ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 3
ガチャン
Gachan - Click

空軍か。静止衛星を使って今宮殿から飛びたった物体を追跡捜査しろ！
Is this the Air Force? Pursue the object that's flying away from the palace using a satellite!

Panel 4
ちがう飛行機じゃない、人間だ！人間だって気がむけば飛ぶこともあるわい！いいから言うとおりにしろ！わーっ！
No, it's not a plane! It's a person! Even men can fly if they feel like it!  Do what I tell you to! Waah!

Panel 5
えらいことになった
This is terrible.

Panel 6
MI6本部
MI6 Headquarters

またおまえか
You again?

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Panel 1
タランテラが目に見えない小さな男の子をさらっていった
ほーう
Tarantula kidnapped the small invisible boy?
Ooh.

Panel 2
これがどんなにたいへんなことかわかるだろう。もしタランテラが大量に透明人間を作りだしたら世界は連中の思いのままだ
You seem to get how dire this situation is. If Tarantula makes a lot of invisible men they'll be able to do whatever they want in the world.

Panel 3
大丈夫かおまえ最近ピンクの象かなんか見ないか？
Are you all right? Have you seen any pink elephants recently?

いいや、水玉模様の象なら外を歩き回ってるが
No, but there's a polka-dotted elephant walking around outside.

Panel 4
とうとう。。。
Finally...

うむ。。。
Hmm...

Panel 5
だれだか知らんがつまらん冗談はよせ信用されるもんもされなくなってしまうわ！
I don't know who that is, but you better stop making such dull jokes!

Panel 6
ミステリオとかいう怪人の行方はつきとめたのだ。ところがそれが英国の近くの北海の孤島なのでこっちから軍隊をつれてせめこむわけにもいかなくてな。それでなんとかMI6の力を借りられないかと
I've located a mysterious man who goes by "Mysterio". However, he's on a deserted island in the North Sea near England, so I can't lead military forces in to attack from here. So I need MI6 to help out somehow.

Panel 7
いいかパタリロよく聞け。さっそく腕のいい医者を送るからそれまであったかくして寝てるんだ。いいな
All right, Patalliro, listen well. I'll send over a skilled doctor immediately. Keep warm and sleep until then. Ok?

Panel 8
あの~
Ummm~...

ガチャン
Gachan - Click

Panel 9
やはり透明人間などというとあまりにも作り話めいてて信用してもらえないか
Of course, an invisible man sounds too much like a story. Won't anyone believe me?

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Panel 1
バンコランにさえ信用してもらえないんだ。軍隊なんか連れてったらそれこそ英国と戦争だな
Not even Bancoran believes me. If I send in the army it'll start a war with England.

化学実験屋
Chemistry Experimentation Room

Panel 2
やむをえん、少数精鋭でいこう
It can't be helped. A select few can go.

Panel 3
これをたまねぎ部隊に飲ませてと
透明な服も作った方がいいな
I'll give the tamanegi this to drink.
If they don't wear clothes they'll be invisible.

カサ
Kasa - Rustle

Panel 4
カサ
Kasa - Rustle

Panel 5
ツル
Tsuru - Slip

ボチャン
Bochan - Kerplunk

Panel 6
北海の孤島
Island in the North Sea

Panel 7
ザバッ
Zaba - Splash

Panel 8
ザバン
Zaban - Splash

Panel 9
なんでわたしたちまでまきぞえにするんです
Why are we getting involved in this?

いいからだまってついてこい
It's fine, stay quiet and follow me.

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Panel 1
ハグハグハグ
Hagu hagu hagu - Crunch crunch crunch

旺盛な食欲を示している
透明になると腹がへるのかな
He has a hearty appetite.
I wonder if being invisible makes you hungry.

Panel 2
ドクター血液から薬品を分離しましたがおそろしく変なやつです。
こんなのの複製が作れますかね
Doctor, he's an awfully strange boy, but we separated the blood from the chemicals.
Can you reproduce it from this?

なにをいう、わたしは超一流の化学者だぞ。まかせておけ
What are you saying? I'm a super first-class chemist. Leave it to me.

Panel 3
むっ！
Nng!

Panel 4
うーむ。。。
Umm...
*Hyoutantsugi is a character in Tezuka Osamu's manga.

Panel 5
ここで一句
あっ、見はり透明だからこわくない
Here's a haiku:
Ah, keep a lookout
Because I'm invisible
He won't be frightened

Panel 6
返句
料金はきちんと払おう東名高速字あまり
Reply:
Let's properly pay
The fee for the ticket to ride
The Toumei Expressway.
Too many syllables.

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha!

ん？！
Hn?!

Panel 7
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 8
ボカッ
Boka - Bam

Panel 9
見はりなぞ。ちょろいもんだよ。透明人間
Keep a lookout. This is easy as invisible men.

絶句
Speechless

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Panel 1
この部屋じゃないですね
It's not this room.

こっちでもない
Not this one, either.

Panel 2
ああここだ
みんな入れさっさと助けだして早く帰ろう
Ah, here it is.
Everyone in. Let's get him out and hurry back.

Panel 3
こう簡単だとなんかものたりないなあ
This is too easy, it's not challenging enough.

Panel 4
チョイ
Choi - Squeak

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle rattle

ガシャン
Gashan - Crash

Panel 5
気をつけんか！
Watch where you're going!

わざと、やったんです。ものたりないとおっしゃったので
I did it on purpose. You said it wasn't challenging enough.

Panel 6
ほらごらんなさいみんな気がついたみたいですよ。これからたっぷりスリルが味わえます
Look, everyone has noticed us now. Now it'll be quite thrilling.

Panel 7
バカだ。
ほんっとにバカだおまえたちって
Idiot!
You guys really are idiots!

松島や、ああ松島や高島屋
Oh Matsushima, indeed Matsushima and, Takashimaya.
*Based off an old poem written by Matsuo Basho, where supposedly he won a poetry contest about Matsushima, considered one of the most beautiful places in Japan. The original poem basically translates to "Matsushima! Oh, Matsushima! Matsushima!" with a few mora added to fit it into haiku form. Takashimaya is a very old and reputable store in Japan.

メルヘンだなあ
It's like a fairytale.

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Panel 1
だれかいるようです
It seems someone is here.

うむ。。。
Hmm...

Panel 2
ジャバッジャバッ
Jaba jaba - Splash splash

Panel 3
見ていたまえ君たち、これが化学者のやりかただ
Watch this. This is the chemist's way.

Panel 4
グビグビ
Gubi gubi - Glug glug

Panel 5
化学殺法人間火焔放射器
The Chemist's Deadly Fire-Breath!

ゴーッ
Goo - Roar

Panel 6
わーっ！
Waah!

ゴーッ
Goo - Roar

Panel 7
あっちっちっ！
Ah, ow, ow!

ボーッ
Boo - Woosh

正体をあらわしたな！
Show yourself!

Panel 8
とどめだ！
The coup de grace!

カーッ
Kaa - Light

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Panel 1
なにを！そっちが化学殺法ならこっちだって化学は素人じゃない！
What?! If that's a chemist's finisher, I'm not an amateur chemist either!

Panel 2
飲め！
Drink this!

バシャッ
Basha - Splash

Panel 3
ビシャーッ
Bishaa - Fawoosh

Panel 4
ジューッ
Juu - Drip

な。。。
Wha...

Panel 5
ヘラ~~~
Hera - Wilt

体中の水分を放出する薬品を飲ませたのだ。帰ったら二・三日水につけておけ
The chemical I made him drink released all the moisture in his body. When we go back give him water for a few days.

干しわかめみたいですな
Like dried up seaweed.

Panel 6
くそーっ！今度は毒ガスだーっ！
Damn! This time it'll be poison gas!

ジャバジャバ
Jaba jaba - Splash splash

今のうちに
While we have a chance!

カタン
Katan - Thud

Panel 7
あれ？どこだ？透明人間同士こういう時は不便だな
Huh? Where is it? It's inconvenient being invisible at a time like this.

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Panel 1
コクコクコク
Koku koku koku - Gulp gulp gulp

Panel 2
ペッペッ
Pe pe - Keh keh

Panel 3
ジャーッ
Jaa - Splish

Panel 4
見ろ体内で毒ガスを作りだし吐きだすための薬品だ
Look, when I drink this chemical it'll release a poison gas.

Panel 5
グビグビッ
Gubi gubi - Glug glug

Panel 6
殿下ガスマスクがありました！
Your Highness, there's a gas mask!

よこせ！こっちだこっち！
Hand it over! Over here! Over here!

Panel 7
声はすれども姿は見えず
I can hear you but I can't see you.

ほんにあなたは屁のような
You're like a fart.

Panel 8
遊んでる場合！
Playing at a time like this!

わーい見えないからあたらないよー
Yay, he can't see me so he can't hit me.

Panel 9
うわーっ！！
Uwaaugh!!

えっ？どうした？！
Eh? What's wrong?!

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Panel 1
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Go go go go go go go - Rumble rumble

Panel 2
ゴオオオ
Gooo - Rumble

Panel 3
わーっ、薬品の調合をまちがえたな！怪獣に変身してしまったー！
Waaah! He mixed the chemicals wrong! He's changed into a monster!

Panel 4
おのれ~どこだ~
You~... Where are you~...

Panel 5
きゃーっ！
Kyaaah!

ドーン
Doon - Thud

Panel 6
だんだん話がおおげさになってきましたなあ
This story is getting more and more grandiose.

感心してる場合じゃない。ふみつぶされるぞ！
Now isn't the time to admire it. We'll be crushed!

殿下なんとかしてください！
Your Highness, do something!

Panel 7
なんとかったって。。。
"Do something"...?

Panel 8
正義の味方に変身する薬でも調合してみようか
I'll try and mix some chemicals to transform someone into a defender of justice.

Panel 9
ドーン
Doon - Thud

バシャバシャ
Basha basha - Splish splash

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Panel 1
バン
Ban - Bam

きゃーっ！
Kyaaah!

Panel 2
バシャッ
Basha - Splash

Panel 3
そこか！
There?!

Panel 4
ガッ
Ga - Bang

Panel 5
グー
Guu - Growl

Panel 6
お。。。
Oh...

グググ
Gu gu gu - Growl growl growl

Panel 7
ググググ
Gu gu gu gu - Grumble grumble

Panel 8
シュパーッ
Shupaa - Kaboom

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Panel 1
ゴオオオオオ
Gooooooo - Roar

Panel 2
殿下が巨大化したらしい
His Highness became enormous!

やはり円谷プロむきの人材だなあ
Like it was made for Tsuburaya Pro!
*Tsuburaya Productions makes shows such as Ultraman.

Panel 3
死ねーっ！！
Diiiie!!

Panel 4
バーッ
Baa - Pow

Panel 5
なんのこれしき受けてみるか正義の鉄拳！
That attack was nothing! Justice Fist!

Panel 6
アトミックパーンチ！！
Atomic Punch!!

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Panel 1
ドーン
Doon - Pow

Panel 2
ビシビシッ
Bishi bishi - Crack crack

Panel 3
ぎゃーっ！！
Gyaaah!!

Panel 5
ザーン
Zaan - Splash

Panel 6
正義は勝つ！
Justice wins!

パワーッ
POWER

やんや
やんや
Hooray!
Hooray!

Panel 7
というまことに信じられないような事件を経て翌日
The day after the completely unbelievable affair.

やっとマリネラに着いた
Finally, I'm back in Malynera.

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Panel 1
なんとか全員薬のききめもきれたようだし
Somehow the effects of the chemicals on everyone seem to have worn off.

あのまま巨大化してたらたいへんでしたね
Being huge like that was quite terrible, wasn't it?

Panel 2
食費がかさんでかなわんわ。食費といえばマッタリロは
My food expenses sky-rocketed. Speaking of food expenses, how is Mattalliro?

Panel 3
元気です
He's healthy.

ハグハグ
Hagu hagu - Munch munch

もとはといえばこいつが。。。
Back to normal...

Panel 4
おっ、パタリロ！
Oh, Patalliro!

Panel 5
なんだバンコラン。こんな所で何してる
Huh, Bancoran? What are you doing here?

なんだと！せかっく医者をつれてきてやったのになんだその言いぐさは！
What?! I told you I was going to bring a doctor!

Panel 6
おまえまだぼくをきちがいあつかいしてるのか！
You're still treating me like I'm insane?!

殿下にたいして無礼でしょう！
You're being very rude to His Highness!

Panel 7
言ってやれ言ってやれ！
Come out and say what you mean!

アホでバカでより目で下ぶくれでも殿下は殿下です！無礼な態度は許しません！
Even if he's an idiot or a fool or has a fat face, His Highness is His Highness! Rude behavior won't be forgiven!

Panel 8
おのれが一番無礼じゃ！
You're being the rudest one!

やっぱり正常じゃない
As I thought, this isn't normal.

いつもどおりって気もするけど
But he always acts that way.

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Panel 1
そんなに言うならついてこい透明になる薬品を見せてやるわ！
If you insist then come with me, I'll show you the chemical that turns things invisible!

Panel 2
おおだれか気をきかせてゴキブリをかたづけたな
Oh, someone came in and cleaned out the cockroaches.

Panel 3
カサ
Kasa - Rustle

Panel 4
ハグハグハグ
Hagu hagu hagu - Crunch crunch crunch

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 5
カサカサ
Kasa kasa - Rustle Rustle

Panel 6
カサカサ
Kasa kasa - Rustle Rustle

カサカサ
Kasa kasa - Rustle Rustle

どうしたその薬品というのはどこにある
What's wrong? Where's this to-called chemical?

カサ
Kasa - Rustle

Panel 7
サッ
Sa - Whish

バタン
Batan - Slam

あっ、パタリロ！
Ah, Patalliro!

Panel 8
ガチャ
Gacha - Click

ピーン
Piin - Ding

Panel 9
どうやら薬品はなくなってるらしい。ゴキブリが全部飲んでしまったんだ
It seems like the chemicals are gone. The cockroaches drank it all.

なんだと？！
What did you say?!

Panel 10
しかしその証拠はこの部屋に！
But the evidence is in that room!

バン
Ban - Bam

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Panel 1
ワーン
Waan - Noise

Panel 2
カサカサ
Kasa kasa - Rustle Rustle

きゃあ、何かはいのぼってくる！
Kyaah! Something's climbing on me!

Panel 3
まさか。。。！
It couldn't be...!

しかしたしかにこの部屋は。。。！
But this room is definitely...!

Panel 4
透明ゴキブリでいっぱいなんだー！
Full of invisible cockroaches!

きゃーっ！！
Kyaaaah!!

Panel 5
人の言うことを信じないやつはこういう目にあうんだ
This is what they get for not believing me.

パパンがパン
Papan gapan

Panel 6
だーれが
Who

Panel 7
殺した
killed

Panel 8
クック
Cock

Panel 9
ロービン
Robin?

Panel 10
あ、そーれ
Ah, here we go!

化学騒動/おわり
Chemistry Chaos / End